This kid at my work has been having trouble following directions recently

redbreegull · 07-20-2011, 11:16 PM

He's usually pretty good but the past few weeks he has been ignoring instructions and requests and such constantly, and getting himself in a lot of trouble. We talked to his mom about it a few times, and she confirmed he had been having the same problem at home. Eventually it occurred to us that the problem may be literal. So she takes him to the doctor, and they determine that has something blocking his left ear canal, pretty far in.

It turns out the be a crayola crayon. Burnt sienna. How about that.

barden · 07-20-2011, 11:22 PM

define the age of this 'kid' at your work.

mxzombie · 07-20-2011, 11:23 PM

kids are so stupid

redbreegull · 07-20-2011, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barden

define the age of this 'kid' at your work.

7

redbreegull · 07-20-2011, 11:26 PM

which btw is old enough to know not to do that

barden · 07-20-2011, 11:33 PM

yeah but now your story is boring.

i was picturing some 17 year old stoner 'kid' at your burger king or wherever where you work, who stopped following directions, getting himself into trouble at work, before concerned work mates told his mom and they found a crayon in his ear.

kid putting crayon into various orifices is less impressive, but thanks for letting us know kids still do that.

Order 66 · 07-20-2011, 11:34 PM

simpsons already did it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HOMR

mxzombie · 07-20-2011, 11:35 PM

and here i was thinking redbull came to us with an original story

redbreegull · 07-21-2011, 12:01 AM

it made me think of that, but no, this really happened this week

Trotskilicious · 07-21-2011, 12:06 AM

i pushed that crayon in with my dick

TuralyonW3 · 07-21-2011, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i pushed that crayon in with my dick

hmm I thought 7 was a little old for your taste

Trotskilicious · 07-21-2011, 12:43 AM

i was slumming

Ihaguitar · 07-21-2011, 03:03 AM

You certainly are in this thread ghey guy.

exactlythesame · 07-21-2011, 06:49 PM

aw look at ihaguitar trying to grow balls

Trotskilicious · 07-21-2011, 07:36 PM

Problem is he's abysmally behind the curve, intelligence wise.

mondliebe · 07-22-2011, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i pushed that crayon in with my dick

your priority was letting it slip into your peehole. ear > your peehole.

mondliebe · 07-22-2011, 12:57 AM

I was under the same impression as barden....except I imagined a retail store or an office.

Like everyone's reprimanding him, right... for his lack of performance. and then i'm thinking the kid's addicted to meth or heroin, and he's high, which is why he's sloppy. And I'm waiting for it. Then i read the mom part, and I'm thinking, "okay, maybe the mom was his immediate emergency contact." and then I read the part where the mom claims the same shit on his lack of performance and I'm thinking he's some third world country slave who's either blind or deaf or speaks clingon and he's got a part time job with you guys as a slave.

Then I read he stuck a crayon up his ear thanks to Trotski because he wants to accessorize his peehole with burnt sienna because it matches his penis' complexion. Its safe to say the story took a 180 degree turn within a sentence.

Ihaguitar · 07-22-2011, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Problem is he's abysmally behind the curve, intelligence wise.

LOL trots, dont think too much of yourself.

Trotskilicious · 07-22-2011, 06:04 PM

See what I mean? Let me break it down. I'm not saying I'm in front of the curve, which I am, and I'm not the smartest guy in the room, which is the actual curve I'm talking about so more than just me, and you're still way behind that, too.

Post some of your remarkable unsights on the politics board for us to chuckle at how banal they are

07-20-2011, 11:16 PM	#1
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	This kid at my work has been having trouble following directions recently He's usually pretty good but the past few weeks he has been ignoring instructions and requests and such constantly, and getting himself in a lot of trouble. We talked to his mom about it a few times, and she confirmed he had been having the same problem at home. Eventually it occurred to us that the problem may be literal. So she takes him to the doctor, and they determine that has something blocking his left ear canal, pretty far in. It turns out the be a crayola crayon. Burnt sienna. How about that.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
post your new ginger fapterial for the winter	Xenphor	Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan Discussion	199	10-02-2016 08:40 PM
Anyone Who Cares About This Band Understands This	silverfrick	Pumpkins Archive	40	09-10-2013 12:22 PM
COUNTERCULTURE MAINSTREAM	Jesus Cambodia	Pumpkins Archive	5	01-17-2009 10:24 AM
BLOG	Frankenstein	General Chat Archive	13	01-30-2008 11:30 AM

07-20-2011, 11:22 PM	#2
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	define the age of this 'kid' at your work.

07-20-2011, 11:23 PM	#3
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	kids are so stupid

07-20-2011, 11:26 PM	#5
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	which btw is old enough to know not to do that

07-20-2011, 11:33 PM	#6
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	yeah but now your story is boring. i was picturing some 17 year old stoner 'kid' at your burger king or wherever where you work, who stopped following directions, getting himself into trouble at work, before concerned work mates told his mom and they found a crayon in his ear. kid putting crayon into various orifices is less impressive, but thanks for letting us know kids still do that.

07-20-2011, 11:34 PM	#7
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	simpsons already did it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HOMR

07-20-2011, 11:35 PM	#8
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	and here i was thinking redbull came to us with an original story

07-21-2011, 12:01 AM	#9
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	it made me think of that, but no, this really happened this week

07-21-2011, 12:06 AM	#10
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i pushed that crayon in with my dick

07-21-2011, 12:43 AM	#12
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i was slumming

07-21-2011, 03:03 AM	#13
Ihaguitar Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,177	You certainly are in this thread ghey guy.

07-21-2011, 06:49 PM	#14
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	aw look at ihaguitar trying to grow balls

07-21-2011, 07:36 PM	#15
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Problem is he's abysmally behind the curve, intelligence wise.

07-22-2011, 12:57 AM	#17
mondliebe Pledge Location: 33-118 Posts: 204	I was under the same impression as barden....except I imagined a retail store or an office. Like everyone's reprimanding him, right... for his lack of performance. and then i'm thinking the kid's addicted to meth or heroin, and he's high, which is why he's sloppy. And I'm waiting for it. Then i read the mom part, and I'm thinking, "okay, maybe the mom was his immediate emergency contact." and then I read the part where the mom claims the same shit on his lack of performance and I'm thinking he's some third world country slave who's either blind or deaf or speaks clingon and he's got a part time job with you guys as a slave. Then I read he stuck a crayon up his ear thanks to Trotski because he wants to accessorize his peehole with burnt sienna because it matches his penis' complexion. Its safe to say the story took a 180 degree turn within a sentence.

07-22-2011, 06:04 PM	#19
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	See what I mean? Let me break it down. I'm not saying I'm in front of the curve, which I am, and I'm not the smartest guy in the room, which is the actual curve I'm talking about so more than just me, and you're still way behind that, too. Post some of your remarkable unsights on the politics board for us to chuckle at how banal they are