Today I

redbreegull · 07-17-2011, 07:28 PM

caught 3 trout and gave my girlfriend a multiple orgasm

what are your accomplishments today?

wHATcOLOR · 07-17-2011, 07:33 PM

redbull, nobody likes a braggart

scottytheoneand · 07-17-2011, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

fucked 3 trout and gave my girlfriend herpes

what are your accomplishments today?

TuralyonW3 · 07-17-2011, 09:41 PM

I also gave your gf multiple orgasms while you were busy catching trout

slunken · 07-17-2011, 09:43 PM

"a multiple orgasm" < "multiple orgasms"

duovamp · 07-17-2011, 09:49 PM

I tongued redbregull's girlfriend's asshole for a little bit, got my tires mounted on my new wheels, and changed my oil. But I'm not bragging about it like a faggot.

Also I ate some corn on the cob. Now that's some good shit right there.

mxzombie · 07-17-2011, 09:50 PM

i spent all day thinking about redbreegull's putin-esque masculine exploits

then i took a huge shit

Eulogy · 07-17-2011, 10:24 PM

Redbreegull is seriously the worst

Mooney · 07-17-2011, 10:33 PM

today i ate cookies and played minecraft.

Sonic Johnny · 07-17-2011, 10:42 PM

I just woke up, but today I made an enormous burrito for breakfast and I plan on finishing work on a new tune and drinking too much coffee.

hnibos · 07-17-2011, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

a multiple orgasm

Like, an orgasm in an orgasm? Or like, two or more orgasms at the same time?

redbreegull · 07-17-2011, 11:37 PM

don't be jealous kids. Although it has been a good day (I also saw Harry Potter), I would hardly call my endeavors Putin-esque, but I will let you know when I kill some journalists or grab some business oligarchs by the nuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

"a multiple orgasm" < "multiple orgasms"

I wasn't sure what the correct what to say it was. It was a "double orgasm" if that makes it more clear. I was afraid that "multiple orgasms" might imply more than one, but disconnected. This was two orgasms with no time in between.

vanilla · 07-17-2011, 11:40 PM

i hiked to Maunawili Falls here on the island of Oahu. jumped off the rocks and swam in the cold fresh water. slipped in mud and bruised my bum.

TuralyonW3 · 07-17-2011, 11:42 PM

Hey guys I'm gonna start making new threads for every sexual encounter with my wife is that cool?

redbreegull · 07-17-2011, 11:48 PM

uh that's not what this thread is about, it is about everyone sharing their best accomplishments from today. I also said I caught some fish, and I actually put that first. It's everyone else who decided to focus in on the sex part

killtrocity · 07-17-2011, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

put 3 trout in my butthole and showed my girlfriend

what are your accomplishments today?

ooh baby

Mooney · 07-17-2011, 11:57 PM

today i gave myself multiple orgasms.

...and none of them were fake.

Future Boy · 07-17-2011, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

uh that's not what this thread is about, it is about everyone sharing their best accomplishments from today. I also said I caught some fish, and I actually put that first. It's everyone else who decided to focus in on the sex part

thats just like the tv guide you buy along with the porn mag, you didnt fool anyone

redbreegull · 07-18-2011, 12:14 AM

fuck you, this was the first time I have ever been fishing and I felt kind of accomplished for catching, preparing, and eating my own food. Damn you for being arrogant enough to suppose you understand the motives of another human being. Fuck you to death!

Future Boy · 07-18-2011, 12:36 AM

I seriously wanted to umadbro that.

Mo · 07-18-2011, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

You're killing me.

SlingeroGuitaro · 07-18-2011, 01:03 AM

I finished a guitar build for bob schneider, painted a table, and rearranged my living room.

redbreegull · 07-18-2011, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Future Boy

I seriously wanted to umadbro that.

The Jesus · 11:54 AM

I'm planning on getting the Freeroamer 2 and Stunt Driver achievements in Just Cause 2. I'll update you guys with my progress later on. Stay tuned!

Edit: An amazingly productive day

barden · 07-18-2011, 06:49 AM

whats up faggots make a difference, it's an international day now according to the UN or some shit:
http://www.mandeladay.com/

Mooney · 07-18-2011, 07:58 AM

everyday is an international day as far as i'm concerned. we all watch the same sunset.

barden · 07-18-2011, 08:14 AM

no, we do not.
we all watch the same sun set, but not the same sunset.

Sonic Johnny · 07-18-2011, 08:33 AM

i'd even go so far as to say that you should be emphasising it like "we all watch the same sun set"

ilikeplanets · 07-18-2011, 10:18 AM

I got a 98 on my test

mxzombie · 07-18-2011, 10:31 AM

defended my master's thesis

07-17-2011, 07:28 PM	#1
redbreegull Socialphobic Location: listen you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth Posts: 11,457	Today I caught 3 trout and gave my girlfriend a multiple orgasm what are your accomplishments today?

07-17-2011, 10:33 PM	#9
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 13,694	today i ate cookies and played minecraft. __________________

07-18-2011, 05:42 AM	#24
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,951	I'm planning on getting the Freeroamer 2 and Stunt Driver achievements in Just Cause 2. I'll update you guys with my progress later on. Stay tuned! Edit: An amazingly productive day Last edited by The Jesus : 07-18-2011 at 11:54 AM.

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Eulogy huh Posts: 54,787	Redbreegull is seriously the worst

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Sonic Johnny 6 1 6 0 Location: Melbourne Posts: 11,724	I just woke up, but today I made an enormous burrito for breakfast and I plan on finishing work on a new tune and drinking too much coffee.

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vanilla i <3 eskimo pussy Location: MN Posts: 9,814	i hiked to Maunawili Falls here on the island of Oahu. jumped off the rocks and swam in the cold fresh water. slipped in mud and bruised my bum.

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TuralyonW3 Immortal Location: WPB FL Posts: 22,295	Hey guys I'm gonna start making new threads for every sexual encounter with my wife is that cool?

07-17-2011, 11:48 PM	#15
redbreegull Socialphobic Location: listen you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth Posts: 11,457	uh that's not what this thread is about, it is about everyone sharing their best accomplishments from today. I also said I caught some fish, and I actually put that first. It's everyone else who decided to focus in on the sex part

07-17-2011, 11:57 PM	#17
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 13,694	today i gave myself multiple orgasms. ...and none of them were fake.

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redbreegull Socialphobic Location: listen you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth Posts: 11,457	fuck you, this was the first time I have ever been fishing and I felt kind of accomplished for catching, preparing, and eating my own food. Damn you for being arrogant enough to suppose you understand the motives of another human being. Fuck you to death!

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Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 25,824	I seriously wanted to umadbro that.

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SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 5,974	I finished a guitar build for bob schneider, painted a table, and rearranged my living room.

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07-18-2011, 10:18 AM	#29
ilikeplanets Minion of Satan Location: Ignore List Posts: 5,215	I got a 98 on my test

07-18-2011, 10:31 AM	#30
mxzombie Socialphobic Location: ¿guat zap? Posts: 14,759	defended my master's thesis