i broke up with my girlfriend tonight - Page 2

null123 · 07-04-2011, 01:59 AM

perfect night for a bottle of
http://www.vineyardswine.com/vineyar.../Chocovine.jpg

duovamp · 07-04-2011, 02:00 AM

Nothing like a bottle of broken image to make a break-up night complete.

slunken · 03:10 AM

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slunken · 03:11 AM

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slunken · 03:11 AM

slunken · 03:11 AM

slunken · 07-04-2011, 02:28 AM

agenda suicide · 07-04-2011, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

ladies please - i know you are clutching your keyboard with breathless anticipation so please know that i am ready to share my secrets with you. just call.

I most definitely read that as "clutching your keyboard and breasts" at first.

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2011, 03:05 AM

This thread seems like as good a place as any to talk about how I have a new ladyfriend. She is fucking awesome and a total babe and the other day she corrected someone when they said that George Lucas did a great job of directing Empire Strikes Back cause she knew that it was Irvin Kirshner who directed it. I am pretty amped.

Sorry though, Slunken. You strike me as a pretty cool bloke, i'm sure you'll find someone just as cool.

*\o

slunken · 07-04-2011, 03:33 AM

my head is melting

ilikeplanets · 07-04-2011, 03:37 AM

go to bed, nutcase.

ilikeplanets · 07-04-2011, 04:05 AM

But not before I say Happy Independence Day!

Luke de Spa · 07-04-2011, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

This thread seems like as good a place as any to talk about how I have a new ladyfriend. She is fucking awesome and a total babe and the other day she corrected someone when they said that George Lucas did a great job of directing Empire Strikes Back cause she knew that it was Irvin Kirshner who directed it. I am pretty amped.

Sorry though, Slunken. You strike me as a pretty cool bloke, i'm sure you'll find someone just as cool.

*\o

star wars sucks

sounds like she's trying to ingratiate herself with the patriarchy

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2011, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

star wars sucks

BZZT! Wrong answer

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-04-2011, 07:09 AM

don't you find it alarming that she's into star wars and even knows who directed what movie?
this is a joke, isn't it?

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2011, 07:35 AM

Nah, she's just a fair bit nerdy, like me. Have you guys really never met nice, well rounded girls who just happen to like stuff like Star Wars and Anime and bad 80s horror films? She's a nerd, i'm a nerd, it's one of the many things we have in common.

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-04-2011, 07:56 AM

i don't think i have.

i wouldn't see those interests as plus points though. on the contrary. (at best it wouldn't make a difference.)
i know nothing about those things myself.

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2011, 08:09 AM

...

so what you're saying is that you wouldn't be interested in a girl with the same interests as me, because they're my interests, not yours?

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-04-2011, 08:12 AM

because she'd be a freak. obviously.

Luke de Spa · 07-04-2011, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Nah, she's just a fair bit nerdy, like me. Have you guys really never met nice, well rounded girls who just happen to like stuff like Star Wars and Anime and bad 80s horror films? She's a nerd, i'm a nerd, it's one of the many things we have in common.

i don't think you know what a nerd is

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2011, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

because she'd be a freak. obviously.

So, what you're saying is that nobody can be well adjusted and like nerdy things?

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2011, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

i don't think you know what a nerd is

Meh. I know it's definitely not "basement-dwelling-painfully-awkward-70-hours-a-week-of-C++-programming" grade nerdy, but I use the term loosely because I can't really think of a better way to put it. Daggy, maybe? We're both pretty daggy. Lets go with that.

soniclovenoize · 07-04-2011, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

fuck her

Sure! What's her number? http://serve.mysmiley.net/evilgrin/evilgrin0039.gif

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-04-2011, 08:50 AM

i am happy for you, sonny johnny.

Order 66 · 07-04-2011, 09:14 AM

i love being single. 60% of the time

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2011, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

i am happy for you, sonny johnny.

thx

barden · 07-04-2011, 09:51 AM

i dont want any of you to fuck with my new friend slunken who likes pg. 99, i got his back, and that means his ex is OUT OF BOUNDS, you hear me netphoria???

mxzombie · 07-04-2011, 10:30 AM

haven't had a girlfriend in over 2 years, how 'bout that

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07-04-2011, 01:59 AM	#31
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	perfect night for a bottle of http://www.vineyardswine.com/vineyar.../Chocovine.jpg

07-04-2011, 02:00 AM	#32
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Nothing like a bottle of broken image to make a break-up night complete.

07-04-2011, 02:17 AM	#38
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	del Last edited by slunken : 12-15-2011 at 03:11 AM.

07-04-2011, 03:05 AM	#41
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	This thread seems like as good a place as any to talk about how I have a new ladyfriend. She is fucking awesome and a total babe and the other day she corrected someone when they said that George Lucas did a great job of directing Empire Strikes Back cause *she knew that it was Irvin Kirshner who directed it. I am pretty amped. Sorry though, Slunken. You strike me as a pretty cool bloke, i'm sure you'll find someone just as cool. \o

07-04-2011, 03:33 AM	#42
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	my head is melting

07-04-2011, 03:37 AM	#43
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	go to bed, nutcase.

07-04-2011, 04:05 AM	#44
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	But not before I say Happy Independence Day!

07-04-2011, 07:09 AM	#47
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	don't you find it alarming that she's into star wars and even knows who directed what movie? this is a joke, isn't it?

07-04-2011, 07:35 AM	#48
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	Nah, she's just a fair bit nerdy, like me. Have you guys really never met nice, well rounded girls who just happen to like stuff like Star Wars and Anime and bad 80s horror films? She's a nerd, i'm a nerd, it's one of the many things we have in common.

07-04-2011, 07:56 AM	#49
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	i don't think i have. i wouldn't see those interests as plus points though. on the contrary. (at best it wouldn't make a difference.) i know nothing about those things myself.

07-04-2011, 08:09 AM	#50
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	... so what you're saying is that you wouldn't be interested in a girl with the same interests as me, because they're my interests, not yours?

07-04-2011, 08:12 AM	#51
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	because she'd be a freak. obviously.

07-04-2011, 08:50 AM	#56
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	i am happy for you, sonny johnny.

07-04-2011, 09:14 AM	#57
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	i love being single. 60% of the time

07-04-2011, 09:51 AM	#59
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	i dont want any of you to fuck with my new friend slunken who likes pg. 99, i got his back, and that means his ex is OUT OF BOUNDS, you hear me netphoria???

07-04-2011, 10:30 AM	#60
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	haven't had a girlfriend in over 2 years, how 'bout that

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