coll internet april fools jokes

wHATcOLOR · 04-01-2011, 03:31 AM

hulu has a 1996 mode and it plays a modem sound when you load a video! haha!!

wHATcOLOR · 04-01-2011, 03:32 AM

youtube has a 1911 mode

please post ones you find/like in here

Luke de Spa · 04-01-2011, 05:33 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/AprilFools2011

Cherry Cola · 04-01-2011, 05:42 AM

http://pclinuxos.com/

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5299/...ef807bb0_b.jpg

sickbadthing · 04-01-2011, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry Cola

http://pclinuxos.com/

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5299/...ef807bb0_b.jpg

oh wow that's hilarious

severin · 04-01-2011, 06:57 AM

http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/u...ter/index.html

Cherry Cola · 04-01-2011, 07:46 AM

Haha, I just noticed that the annual thepumpkins.net joke is a parody of the Linux one I posted.

AndySlash · 04-01-2011, 11:52 AM

http://www.funnyordie.com/

pale_princess · 04-01-2011, 11:55 AM

google the word helvetica
comes up all in comic sans

smashingjj · 04-01-2011, 11:57 AM

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 12:07 PM

ugh goddamn it.

FRANCE BORE THE BRUNT OF WORLD WAR ONE THEY HAD TO SURRENDER

they didn't have to turn into such enthusiastic jew killers but based on the Dreyfuss affair that should have been expected.

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 12:07 PM

but still the french were instrumental in developing the age of democracy and freedom and etc! give them a goddamn break and YES I'M PART FRENCH

pale_princess · 04-01-2011, 12:27 PM

i posted that i had to be on a gluten free diet on fb (i'm known among my peers to make fun of fad dieters who insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs). the folks i suspected to bought it! lol.

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 12:31 PM

insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs

wat

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 12:32 PM

GF is gluten free ok celiacs is the allergy/disease/disability where your body actually doesn't process gluten right?

i think the GF diet is stupid too because it crosses with veganism so often. And veganism is a bunch of stupid, stupid shit.

though i understand that cutting back on gluten is a good way to lose weight.

pale_princess · 04-01-2011, 01:36 PM

being restrictive. thing with both vegans and gf'ers is they always have to preface everything with their restriction it's never "i ate banana bread," always "i ate VEGAN GF banana bread." every time. do you want a medal?

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 01:42 PM

Oh yes, they do.

Remember vegans are practically religious. They believe themselves to be more just and ethical than people who are not vegan and no matter how nice they may be, they do look down on you.

which is weird because we're supposed to eat meat, so it's a lot like anti-sexual religious types. To wit, you have to deny your primal human instinct in order to be ethical. I just call that nonsense.

bahnzah · 04-01-2011, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess

being restrictive. thing with both vegans and gf'ers is they always have to preface everything with their restriction it's never "i ate banana bread," always "i ate VEGAN GF banana bread." every time. do you want a medal?

who gives a fuck.

Eulogy · 04-01-2011, 01:47 PM

it's probably not worth it today

Mo · 04-01-2011, 01:49 PM

http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...p&flushCache=1

pale_princess · 04-01-2011, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnzah

who gives a fuck.

me because i constantly have to hear it from peeps _|_

_|_

bahnzah · 04-01-2011, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess

me because i constantly have to hear it from peeps _|_

_|_

poor you.

bahnzah · 04-01-2011, 02:10 PM

man i wish that cancer patient would quit harshing my mellow with her fucking bald head. nobody wants to see that shit.

bahnzah · 04-01-2011, 02:12 PM

i mean why can't she respect my rights to not have radioactive chemicals injected into my veins. what a bitch. SHE DESERVES RIDICULE.

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnzah

man i wish that cancer patient would quit harshing my mellow with her fucking bald head. nobody wants to see that shit.

not even close to the same thing, are you pmsing

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 02:35 PM

it's more like someone saying "I just had some banana bread and read the bible. Praise Jesus."

Eulogy · 04-01-2011, 02:46 PM

both of your analogies are terrible. and trots maybe not all vegans are like the ones you know.

bahnzah · 04-01-2011, 02:52 PM

I can't type much since I'm onthe mobile phone, but that's easily one of the most retarded things you've ever said on this board.

Eulogy · 04-01-2011, 02:57 PM

anyway grooveshark's is coll

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/

Too much awesome?

Trotskilicious · 04-01-2011, 03:04 PM

all vegans believe they are on an ethical high ground, that's the entire reason for what they do. i know you two want to pretend otherwise for whatever reason, but that's the fucking truth.

how is that any different than religion

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04-01-2011, 05:33 AM	#3
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	http://www.reddit.com/r/AprilFools2011

04-01-2011, 05:42 AM	#4
Cherry Cola Pledge Location: Rand McNally, where we wear hats on our feet and hamburgers eat people Posts: 106	http://pclinuxos.com/ http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5299/...ef807bb0_b.jpg

04-01-2011, 06:57 AM	#6
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/u...ter/index.html

04-01-2011, 07:46 AM	#7
Cherry Cola Pledge Location: Rand McNally, where we wear hats on our feet and hamburgers eat people Posts: 106	Haha, I just noticed that the annual thepumpkins.net joke is a parody of the Linux one I posted.

04-01-2011, 11:52 AM	#8
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	http://www.funnyordie.com/

04-01-2011, 11:55 AM	#9
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	google the word helvetica comes up all in comic sans

04-01-2011, 11:57 AM	#10
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608

04-01-2011, 12:07 PM	#11
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	ugh goddamn it. FRANCE BORE THE BRUNT OF WORLD WAR ONE THEY HAD TO SURRENDER they didn't have to turn into such enthusiastic jew killers but based on the Dreyfuss affair that should have been expected.

04-01-2011, 12:27 PM	#13
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	i posted that i had to be on a gluten free diet on fb (i'm known among my peers to make fun of fad dieters who insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs). the folks i suspected to bought it! lol.

04-01-2011, 12:31 PM	#14
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs wat

04-01-2011, 12:32 PM	#15
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	GF is gluten free ok celiacs is the allergy/disease/disability where your body actually doesn't process gluten right? i think the GF diet is stupid too because it crosses with veganism so often. And veganism is a bunch of stupid, stupid shit. though i understand that cutting back on gluten is a good way to lose weight.

04-01-2011, 01:36 PM	#16
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	being restrictive. thing with both vegans and gf'ers is they always have to preface everything with their restriction it's never "i ate banana bread," always "i ate VEGAN GF banana bread." every time. do you want a medal?

04-01-2011, 01:42 PM	#17
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Oh yes, they do. Remember vegans are practically religious. They believe themselves to be more just and ethical than people who are not vegan and no matter how nice they may be, they do look down on you. which is weird because we're supposed to eat meat, so it's a lot like anti-sexual religious types. To wit, you have to deny your primal human instinct in order to be ethical. I just call that nonsense.

04-01-2011, 01:47 PM	#19
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	it's probably not worth it today

04-01-2011, 01:49 PM	#20
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...p&flushCache=1

04-01-2011, 02:10 PM	#23
bahnzah Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,308	man i wish that cancer patient would quit harshing my mellow with her fucking bald head. nobody wants to see that shit.

04-01-2011, 02:12 PM	#24
bahnzah Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,308	i mean why can't she respect my rights to not have radioactive chemicals injected into my veins. what a bitch. SHE DESERVES RIDICULE.

04-01-2011, 02:35 PM	#26
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	it's more like someone saying "I just had some banana bread and read the bible. Praise Jesus."

04-01-2011, 02:46 PM	#27
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	both of your analogies are terrible. and trots maybe not all vegans are like the ones you know.

04-01-2011, 02:52 PM	#28
bahnzah Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,308	I can't type much since I'm onthe mobile phone, but that's easily one of the most retarded things you've ever said on this board.

04-01-2011, 02:57 PM	#29
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	anyway grooveshark's is coll http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/ Too much awesome?

04-01-2011, 03:04 PM	#30
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	all vegans believe they are on an ethical high ground, that's the entire reason for what they do. i know you two want to pretend otherwise for whatever reason, but that's the fucking truth. how is that any different than religion