Dating websites

Banana · 03-18-2011, 09:41 PM

Signed up on okcupid a few weeks ago. It sucks in the post-college world working in a small office with only 4 other people in it. The opportunities to meet new people aren't really there. And I love to go out and drink at bars, but I have no interest in any girl that I might meet at a bar. Alcoholic whores are fun for fun, but not at all relationship quality.

The whole dating website thing is just weird as shit to me though. Anyone ever have any sort of success on them?

28if · 03-18-2011, 09:45 PM

what happened to the waitress you were following around?

Eulogy · 03-18-2011, 09:45 PM

provided you're not trolling i think i should point out that not all girls in bars are alcoholic whores

Banana · 03-18-2011, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

provided you're not trolling i think i should point out that not all girls in bars are alcoholic whores

The mass majority sure seem to act and dress like it. I think I just need to start to transition to more of a young professionals type of bar scene and get away from the college bar scene.

Luke de Spa · 03-18-2011, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana

The mass majority sure seem to act and dress like it. I think I just need to start to transition to more of a young professionals type of bar scene and get away from the college bar scene.

young professionals type of bar scene

Luke de Spa · 03-18-2011, 09:54 PM

young professionals type of bar scene

Eulogy · 03-18-2011, 09:54 PM

oh boy

28if · 03-18-2011, 09:59 PM

what are you a young professional at banana?

Banana · 03-18-2011, 10:06 PM

surgery

ella · 03-18-2011, 10:12 PM

Aren't most dating sites usually just for one night stands as well? I think no matter where you look, you'll probably find mostly skanky sluts.

Maybe start volunteering at some local charities, animal shelter, food pantry, etc...you might find a nice wholesome girl there.

Banana · 03-18-2011, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ella

Maybe start volunteering at some local charities, animal shelter, food pantry, etc...

Yeah maybe if I was a fag that'd be a good idea.

I just want to find a nice classy girl on the online dating website that'd be all about maybe sending a picture of her tits or something and then blowing me the first time I met up with her. But she can't be someone who does that a lot, or ever. Just for me.

ella · 03-18-2011, 10:25 PM

You want a girl who will act like a whore upon meeting you, but doesn't have a history of whoring. Come on now.

Banana · 03-18-2011, 10:33 PM

Yeah I really don't think it's that unreasonable of an ambition.

Banana · 03-18-2011, 10:38 PM

So ella, you got a picture phone?

ella · 03-18-2011, 10:44 PM

Well i'm sure any girl from a dating site who sucks your dick on the first date won't be quick to tell you about her past screws, and you probably won't be asking.

ella · 03-18-2011, 10:44 PM

If you want her to s your d.

FoolofaTook · 03-18-2011, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

Signed up on okcupid a few weeks ago. It sucks in the post-college world working in a small office with only 4 other people in it. The opportunities to meet new people aren't really there. And I love to go out and drink at bars, but I have no interest in any girl that I might meet at a bar. Alcoholic whores are fun for fun, but not at all relationship quality.

The whole dating website thing is just weird as shit to me though. Anyone ever have any sort of success on them?

Please tell me you didn't actually post a a picture of your true face online and get a response.

vbshlofbvgos · 03-18-2011, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

Aren't most dating sites usually just for one night stands as well?

its certainly there if thats what you're looking for

duovamp · 03-18-2011, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

provided you're not trolling i think i should point out that not all girls in bars are alcoholic whores

Sure they're not.

They are.

duovamp · 03-18-2011, 11:19 PM

I mean women are as filthy as men. Not naming any names! I don't know any. ...But women. Are. Dirty.

FoolofaTook · 03-18-2011, 11:32 PM

Positively oozing smegma, they are.

killtrocity · 03-19-2011, 12:11 AM

yeah if they have penises with foreskin dumbass

FoolofaTook · 03-19-2011, 01:06 AM

Smegma (dictionary.com)
–noun
a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.

VICTORY IS MINE!

Banana · 03-22-2011, 10:58 PM

Looks like I found a girl that seemingly wants to hang out. A local one too.

I can't believe this online shit is actually going to work.

sickbadthing · 03-22-2011, 11:15 PM

Why does it seem like Dogfighter and Banana are the same person to me

Order 66 · 03-22-2011, 11:15 PM

this online shit is awesome

yo soy el mejor · 03-22-2011, 11:16 PM

holler

Eulogy · 03-22-2011, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Why does it seem like Dogfighter and Banana are the same person to me

that's really unfair to pfrbb

Trotskilicious · 03-22-2011, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Why does it seem like Dogfighter and Banana are the same person to me

because they're both yuppies

sickbadthing · 03-22-2011, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

that's really unfair to pfrbb

based on what

03-18-2011, 09:41 PM	#1
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	Dating websites Signed up on okcupid a few weeks ago. It sucks in the post-college world working in a small office with only 4 other people in it. The opportunities to meet new people aren't really there. And I love to go out and drink at bars, but I have no interest in any girl that I might meet at a bar. Alcoholic whores are fun for fun, but not at all relationship quality. The whole dating website thing is just weird as shit to me though. Anyone ever have any sort of success on them?

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03-18-2011, 09:45 PM	#2
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	what happened to the waitress you were following around?

03-18-2011, 09:45 PM	#3
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	provided you're not trolling i think i should point out that not all girls in bars are alcoholic whores

03-18-2011, 09:54 PM	#6
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	young professionals type of bar scene

03-18-2011, 09:59 PM	#8
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	what are you a young professional at banana?

03-18-2011, 10:06 PM	#9
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	surgery

03-18-2011, 10:12 PM	#10
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	Aren't most dating sites usually just for one night stands as well? I think no matter where you look, you'll probably find mostly skanky sluts. Maybe start volunteering at some local charities, animal shelter, food pantry, etc...you might find a nice wholesome girl there.

03-18-2011, 10:25 PM	#12
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	You want a girl who will act like a whore upon meeting you, but doesn't have a history of whoring. Come on now.

03-18-2011, 10:33 PM	#13
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	Yeah I really don't think it's that unreasonable of an ambition.

03-18-2011, 10:38 PM	#14
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	So ella, you got a picture phone?

03-18-2011, 10:44 PM	#15
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	Well i'm sure any girl from a dating site who sucks your dick on the first date won't be quick to tell you about her past screws, and you probably won't be asking.

03-18-2011, 11:19 PM	#20
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I mean women are as filthy as men. Not naming any names! I don't know any. ...But women. Are. Dirty.

03-18-2011, 11:32 PM	#21
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Positively oozing smegma, they are.

03-19-2011, 12:11 AM	#22
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,927	yeah if they have penises with foreskin dumbass

03-19-2011, 01:06 AM	#23
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Smegma (dictionary.com) –noun a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. VICTORY IS MINE!

03-22-2011, 10:58 PM	#24
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	Looks like I found a girl that seemingly wants to hang out. A local one too. I can't believe this online shit is actually going to work.

03-22-2011, 11:15 PM	#25
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Why does it seem like Dogfighter and Banana are the same person to me

03-22-2011, 11:15 PM	#26
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	this online shit is awesome

03-22-2011, 11:16 PM	#27
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	holler