sometimes it amazes me how im single despite how fucking goodlooking i am - Page 4

ohnoitsbonnie · 03-06-2011, 04:27 PM

I save every picture of you

slunken · 03-06-2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnzah

i don't think you know what purp is.

it's cop lingo for a perpetrator right?

killtrocity · 03-06-2011, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

H, it takes more than beauty to begin a relationship. If you know ugliness is not the problem, try examining the other aspects of yourself to see which one is intolerable. Are you clingy? Shy? Stupid? Somehow you are sending off the message of 'DO NOT APPROACH.'

You have gone from posting at an intolerably obnoxious rate to posting at a tolerable rate, except that every post you make is now preachy nonsense like this in which you act as if you know the secret to life when it's blatantly obvious to everyone that you're a moron

pavementtune · 03-06-2011, 08:44 PM

Spätis und Tankstellen? Gibts bei euch keine bierlieferer??? Obwohl für einen allein wäre das wohl nicht grad billig

barden · 03-06-2011, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

H, it takes more than beauty to begin a relationship.

Not when its my penis entering into a relationship with her beautiful vagina.

ATS · 03-06-2011, 09:08 PM

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2390/lolwuttv.jpg

Trotskilicious · 03-06-2011, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killtrocity

You have gone from posting at an intolerably obnoxious rate to posting at a tolerable rate, except that every post you make is now preachy nonsense like this in which you act as if you know the secret to life when it's blatantly obvious to everyone that you're a moron

.

cocksure · 03-07-2011, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune

Spätis und Tankstellen? Gibts bei euch keine bierlieferer??? Obwohl für einen allein wäre das wohl nicht grad billig

so hoffnungslos isses noch nich

yo soy el mejor · 03-07-2011, 01:47 AM

hahaha

yo soy el mejor · 03-07-2011, 01:48 AM

i was laughing at that boy

hnibos · 03-07-2011, 01:50 AM

its really a surprise beer delivery hasnt caught on in the usa

Toby · 03-07-2011, 01:50 AM

how do u think he snapped that picture?

hnibos · 03-07-2011, 01:50 AM

timer

Trotskilicious · 03-07-2011, 10:52 AM

man i'm so ugly

ilikeplanets · 03-07-2011, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killtrocity

You have gone from posting at an intolerably obnoxious rate to posting at a tolerable rate, except that every post you make is now preachy nonsense like this in which you act as if you know the secret to life when it's blatantly obvious to everyone that you're a moron

Yah, it's pretty fun

pavementtune · 03-07-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

its really a surprise beer delivery hasnt caught on in the usa

You must be joking??? You can order chicks but no beer??

hnibos · 03-07-2011, 04:41 PM

never heard of chicks delivering their vaginas to your place of residence either

Mo · 03-07-2011, 04:46 PM

Sometimes it amazes me how I'm in a committed relationship despite how fucking appalling I am.
True story.

Kahlo · 03-07-2011, 04:48 PM

I feel the same, but I'm married. It still hurts my head.

Nimrod's Son · 03-07-2011, 04:52 PM

lotsa really pathetic lives laid out in this thread

Kahlo · 03-07-2011, 05:04 PM

Will we ever know the real Nimrod though?

pavementtune · 03-07-2011, 07:12 PM

You can def. order chicks in L.A., but that might be only possible for high-class prost, they charged 6.000 / hour each...

duovamp · 03-07-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by hnibos

if i wear tight pants ppl will think i have a boner =/

Exactly.

ohnoitsbonnie · 03-07-2011, 08:22 PM

No they won't

Toby · 03-07-2011, 08:29 PM

depends on how big his cock is

cocksure · 03-08-2011, 04:02 AM

i want to hear more of "pavementtune"'s riveting tales of social success

duovamp · 03-08-2011, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

depends on how erect his cock is

Want2BCAIC · 03-08-2011, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocksure

lets get back on topic

can you believe this beauty never had a real date in his life

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3323/snapshotql.jpg

Might be because of your wandering eye?

pavementtune · 03-08-2011, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocksure

i want to hear more of "pavementtune"'s riveting tales of social success

You got me way wrong...I was working in L.A. for a company, and noticed them ordering chicks ...no social success at all

Trotskilicious · 03-08-2011, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cocksure

i want to hear more of "pavementtune"'s riveting tales of social success

seriously this guy is a motherfucking baller

the "each" at the end seals it. #WINNING

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03-06-2011, 04:27 PM	#91
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	I save every picture of you

03-06-2011, 08:44 PM	#94
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	Spätis und Tankstellen? Gibts bei euch keine bierlieferer??? Obwohl für einen allein wäre das wohl nicht grad billig

03-06-2011, 09:08 PM	#96
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2390/lolwuttv.jpg

03-07-2011, 01:47 AM	#99
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	hahaha

03-07-2011, 01:48 AM	#100
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i was laughing at that boy

03-07-2011, 01:50 AM	#101
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	its really a surprise beer delivery hasnt caught on in the usa

03-07-2011, 01:50 AM	#102
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	how do u think he snapped that picture?

03-07-2011, 01:50 AM	#103
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	timer

03-07-2011, 10:52 AM	#104
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	man i'm so ugly

03-07-2011, 04:41 PM	#107
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	never heard of chicks delivering their vaginas to your place of residence either

03-07-2011, 04:46 PM	#108
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Sometimes it amazes me how I'm in a committed relationship despite how fucking appalling I am. True story.

03-07-2011, 04:48 PM	#109
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	I feel the same, but I'm married. It still hurts my head.

03-07-2011, 04:52 PM	#110
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	lotsa really pathetic lives laid out in this thread

03-07-2011, 05:04 PM	#111
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	Will we ever know the real Nimrod though?

03-07-2011, 07:12 PM	#112
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	You can def. order chicks in L.A., but that might be only possible for high-class prost, they charged 6.000 / hour each...

03-07-2011, 08:22 PM	#114
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	No they won't

03-07-2011, 08:29 PM	#115
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	depends on how big his cock is

03-08-2011, 04:02 AM	#116
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	i want to hear more of "pavementtune"'s riveting tales of social success