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Old 03-07-2011, 08:53 PM   #31
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success stories with clients or how I got my job?

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 08:54 PM   #32
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http://www.pubclub.com/images/SarahWhiteConsulting.jpg


I'm considering booking a flight to London and seeing this therapist. I need to bare my soul.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-sessions.html
Why is it that when I saw this pic I knew her face would be totally busted?

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 08:55 PM   #33
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success stories with clients or how I got my job?
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:01 PM   #34
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"This one guy whined to me for an hour and then I cured his brain." The end.

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:11 PM   #35
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Well, currently I facilitate group therapy 2x a day (usually anger management, substance abuse or mental health type groups). My personal favorite group to do is a dream therapy group. I also see 2 clients regularly for weekly individual therapy.

Anyway, last week I had a client in one of my anger management groups that is about to reach 90 days clean... She shared with the group how much she loves to fight and how she recently wanted to get into a fist fight with her sister because of something her sister had said about her HIV status. I did a little role play with her and we looked at what it would feel like to beat up her sister AND how beating her up might help help her feel better momentarily. We then talked about how anger dulls pain momentarily in a similar way that drug use does. Long story short, she was able to come away from the group seeing the similarities between aggressive behavior and substance abuse. She was able to see that they were both short term fixes that might make her feel better in the moment, but that in the long run they don't really solve the issue at hand or make the hurtful feelings go away. She was also able to see how both of those actions may have very similar consequences. Pretty cool.

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:13 PM   #36
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I don't give people advice. I just help people look at their thought processes and help them find unhealthy patterns in their behavior. It's a collaborate effort though and shit does not solve itself over night.

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:24 PM   #37
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Why is it that when I saw this pic I knew her face would be totally busted?
i thought this was the usual duo standards which are set sometime around the time of ghost in the shell i think, but naw this girl's face is a twobagger.

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:26 PM   #38
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:36 PM   #39
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fair play to her for getting mainstream attention in the camwhoring field. if she had a pretty face and bigger tits nobody would notice.

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:50 PM   #40
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the usual duo standards which are set sometime around the time of ghost in the shell
seems a little overly specific

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 02:04 AM   #41
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She said: 'During the sessions I use the power of arousal to let you gain more control over your life.
Right lol


You are winning, TOC

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 03:57 AM   #42
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Well, currently I facilitate group therapy 2x a day (usually anger management, substance abuse or mental health type groups). My personal favorite group to do is a dream therapy group. I also see 2 clients regularly for weekly individual therapy.

Anyway, last week I had a client in one of my anger management groups that is about to reach 90 days clean... She shared with the group how much she loves to fight and how she recently wanted to get into a fist fight with her sister because of something her sister had said about her HIV status. I did a little role play with her and we looked at what it would feel like to beat up her sister AND how beating her up might help help her feel better momentarily. We then talked about how anger dulls pain momentarily in a similar way that drug use does. Long story short, she was able to come away from the group seeing the similarities between aggressive behavior and substance abuse. She was able to see that they were both short term fixes that might make her feel better in the moment, but that in the long run they don't really solve the issue at hand or make the hurtful feelings go away. She was also able to see how both of those actions may have very similar consequences. Pretty cool.
how is anyone convinced by this elementary school bullshit

i'm not made for therapy i fear

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 05:58 AM   #43
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what's gettin ya down, sport

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 07:39 AM   #44
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Well, currently I facilitate group therapy 2x a day (usually anger management, substance abuse or mental health type groups). My personal favorite group to do is a dream therapy group. I also see 2 clients regularly for weekly individual therapy.

Anyway, last week I had a client in one of my anger management groups that is about to reach 90 days clean... She shared with the group how much she loves to fight and how she recently wanted to get into a fist fight with her sister because of something her sister had said about her HIV status. I did a little role play with her and we looked at what it would feel like to beat up her sister AND how beating her up might help help her feel better momentarily. We then talked about how anger dulls pain momentarily in a similar way that drug use does. Long story short, she was able to come away from the group seeing the similarities between aggressive behavior and substance abuse. She was able to see that they were both short term fixes that might make her feel better in the moment, but that in the long run they don't really solve the issue at hand or make the hurtful feelings go away. She was also able to see how both of those actions may have very similar consequences. Pretty cool.
yeah, thanks for that mom.

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 09:56 AM   #45
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seems a little overly specific
it's because duo wants to be the major

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 09:57 AM   #46
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btw gossamer, you fucker, you should probably keep that stuff private. that's extremely unprofessional. you fucker.

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:24 PM   #47
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how is anyone convinced by this elementary school bullshit

i'm not made for therapy i fear
yea

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:27 PM   #48
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btw gossamer, you fucker, you should probably keep that stuff private. that's extremely unprofessional. you fucker.
hook, line, and sinker

now if i found out his name, he could be dunzo

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:30 PM   #49
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btw gossamer, you fucker, you should probably keep that stuff private. that's extremely unprofessional. you fucker.
i'm sorry but i seem to have missed where he identified himself or the patient.

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:33 PM   #50
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i dunno i think he should shut his fucking hole.

the only reason he tells these stories is because it makes him feel big.

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:35 PM   #51
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i'm sorry but i seem to have missed where he identified himself or the patient.
if anyone is associated in any way to his office and they come across that, they can deduct who he is and possibly the patient

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:44 PM   #52
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if anyone is associated in any way to his office and they come across that, they can deduct who he is and possibly the patient
pretty sure good ol' career ending incompetence will guide gossamer towards his ultimate fate. that much is clear.

related: anyone remember snaketheblake's epic meltdown?

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 01:15 PM   #53
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i think in modern america, gossamer will be a huge success and his movie will get made.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:56 PM   #54
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i dunno i think he should shut his fucking hole.

the only reason he tells these stories is because it makes him feel big.
What are you talking about?
Hnibos wanted to know more about it.

I mean obviously individual therapy gets a lot more in depth but that was just an example of how group therapy can work.

The group is seen as a social microcosm and over time client's defenses really do come to the surface.

It's interesting to see.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:58 PM   #55
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i like big butts and i cannot lie (this is not true)

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:02 PM   #56
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lol this messageboard has like the same 4 people posting on it regularly.

give me a break man.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:04 PM   #57
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tell that to *************

snake the blake?

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:04 PM   #58
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oh man he's been google bombed already. sucks for that guy i guess.

 
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