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Old 02-28-2011, 01:56 AM   #61
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lucky....
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:03 AM   #62
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Yes I have. Again, it was Trot's mother. 2 dollars for whatever I wanted.

 
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:17 PM   #63
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Dayum. Finally a topic on which I am the ultimate authority.

I lost my virginity to a whore in Itaewon, Seoul's foreigner/US soldier hub. I then proceeded to get intimately acquainted with a number of upscale massage parlors in Kangnam, Seoul's rich district. Those places are horribly awesome. The girls are young (18-25), pretty if not hot, and boy do they know exactly what to do. They also try their best to be as sanitary as possible, though I did have a few close calls, std-wise.

Whoring is awful. But at least I've managed to meet some girls that way. The biggest negative impact that it's had on me is that it's made me utterly lazy. Why spend time talking to girl and taking her out when you can spend a little more money and get exactly what you want? I know, it's a terrible thing to say but it's what I've become. I haven't gone whoring for almost a year now (blew all my money on sinsemilla and speed), but I'm afraid it's going to be an ever present temptation.

I think I ought to castrate myself. Anyone ever read that Hemmingway story about the boy who tries to castrate himself but ends up cutting his dick instead out of sheer ignorance? I like to end on a "literary" note.

 
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:23 PM   #64
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Old 03-01-2011, 11:21 PM   #65
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Old 03-02-2011, 12:57 PM   #66
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trot's

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 01:01 PM   #67
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Yes I have. Again, it was Trot's mother. 2 dollars for whatever I wanted.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 01:03 PM   #68
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honduras is the shit. though i hate how the locals always try to steal from you but i guess thats anywhere central/south america if youre white
the hoodlums, not the locals

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 01:42 PM   #69
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Dayum. Finally a topic on which I am the ultimate authority.

I lost my virginity to a whore in Itaewon, Seoul's foreigner/US soldier hub. I then proceeded to get intimately acquainted with a number of upscale massage parlors in Kangnam, Seoul's rich district. Those places are horribly awesome. The girls are young (18-25), pretty if not hot, and boy do they know exactly what to do. They also try their best to be as sanitary as possible, though I did have a few close calls, std-wise.

Whoring is awful. But at least I've managed to meet some girls that way. The biggest negative impact that it's had on me is that it's made me utterly lazy. Why spend time talking to girl and taking her out when you can spend a little more money and get exactly what you want? I know, it's a terrible thing to say but it's what I've become. I haven't gone whoring for almost a year now (blew all my money on sinsemilla and speed), but I'm afraid it's going to be an ever present temptation.

I think I ought to castrate myself. Anyone ever read that Hemmingway story about the boy who tries to castrate himself but ends up cutting his dick instead out of sheer ignorance? I like to end on a "literary" note.
depends if you want a lay or a girl who loves you.

im after the second one these days.

Sex is pointless without feeling, whether it be animal lust or deep emotion.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 02:03 PM   #70
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foolofatook doesnt think hes capable of true human connection

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 02:38 PM   #71
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oh right

some people make it difficult.

I'm always perfectly happy to move on if someone doesnt show interest in me, horses for courses. I'm ok enough looking and able to talk about most things.. so im not doing bad overall.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 02:39 PM   #72
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i've always been interested in why girls would do this though?

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 02:58 PM   #73
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gosh it must be so nice to be good looking

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 03:06 PM   #74
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Yes, I have been

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 10:45 PM   #75
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depends if you want a lay or a girl who loves you.

im after the second one these days.

Sex is pointless without feeling, whether it be animal lust or deep emotion.
yeah, i know. i do want a girl who loves me, but it's kinda hard with an awkward, clumsy, skinny, 6 foot 6 body. i have a decent face, but the rest of me is hopeless (this should be someone's signature).

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 10:53 PM   #76
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oh, and everything, not just sex, is pointless. this is why nihilism is the answer.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 10:55 PM   #77
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Yes, I have been
were rodents involved?

 
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Old 03-03-2011, 05:51 AM   #78
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gosh it must be so nice to be good looking
you need to say that with the ben stiller picture

 
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Old 03-03-2011, 09:46 AM   #79
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oh, and everything, not just sex, is pointless. this is why nihilism is the answer.
that's tautological, surely

 
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Old 03-03-2011, 09:49 AM   #80
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i never have. are there any here?

 
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Old 03-05-2011, 12:24 AM   #81
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where?

 
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Old 03-05-2011, 02:06 AM   #82
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that's tautological, surely
thnx for teaching me a new word. were you referring to nihilism being an answer as tautological?

 
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:48 AM   #83
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yes

the conclusion of nihilism is that everything is pointless, so that can't be the justification for nihilism being an "answer" to anything

 
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:57 AM   #84
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ah yes, but isn't nihilism already inherently paradoxical? what i'm trying to say is, a philosophy that admits no philosophy is contradictory, isn't it?

god it sucks to be dense. give me some of your brain, lds.

 
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Old 03-06-2011, 05:52 AM   #85
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so lame

 
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Old 03-06-2011, 09:03 AM   #86
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ah yes, but isn't nihilism already inherently paradoxical? what i'm trying to say is, a philosophy that admits no philosophy is contradictory, isn't it?

god it sucks to be dense. give me some of your brain, lds.
well i'm not the one advocating nihilism

and for the record i wouldn't, i think it's ridiculous

 
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Old 03-10-2011, 04:46 AM   #87
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Thinking everything is meaningless is ridiculous?

 
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Old 03-10-2011, 05:53 AM   #88
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advocating action on that basis is ridiculous

 
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Old 03-10-2011, 05:57 AM   #89
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what action does a nihilist take other than laughing at people with meaning in their lives

 
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Old 03-10-2011, 05:59 AM   #90
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indeed. did i do so? if so, my bad holmes.

 
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