I would like to also point out that if a black celebrity beat up his wife, abandoned his kids and did everything Charlie is doing he'd be Public Enemy #1 rather than the most hilarious thing since the last thing that was hilarious.

shannon · 03-01-2011, 09:17 PM

"I tell ya', the first one's free and the next one goes in yo mouth."

The Omega Concern · 03-01-2011, 09:50 PM

It's epic.

But it would be better if it didn't look like you could scrape flakes of his skin off and do a line.

Les Moonves spoke today...said this and that, but the last sentence said it all. "I do hope the show comes back."

WINNING!!!

JokeyLoki · 03-01-2011, 09:52 PM

He joined Twitter today, btw. Verified as him too.

http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen

Should be interesting.

ATS · 03-01-2011, 10:07 PM

i hope he dies of a drug overdose

Order 66 · 03-01-2011, 10:08 PM

what about the fate of two men and and a half. that's what my family is concerned about

The Omega Concern · 03-01-2011, 10:35 PM

Les Moonves, the CEO of CBS, said today he'd like to see the show back with the original cast.

Whether that means the shows writers/creator's that Sheen is currently ripping are in the fold remains to be seen, but with Moonves' words today, my money is on the show coming back without them and Sheen at 2.5 million per episode (presuming he makes it to age 46).

The rerun they ran last night won the evening.

WINNING!

JokeyLoki · 03-01-2011, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Omega Concern

WINNING!

JokeyLoki · 03-01-2011, 10:49 PM

Hahaha http://twitpic.com/4575pd

Banana · 03-02-2011, 12:48 AM

I wonder which network is going to be smart enough to be the first network to offer sheen his own talk show. Get him out there on a nightly show behind a desk where he talk crazy and interview some people. Ratings would be huge.

http://i51.tinypic.com/33lf7dk.jpg

Banana · 03-02-2011, 02:12 AM

God damn he's hilarious

Quote:

A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his twin sons Tuesday, after Brooke Mueller submitted a declaration in which she alleged Charlie said, "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom" ... TMZ has learned.

sickbadthing · 03-02-2011, 02:59 AM

I wonder how long this "retirement from porn" will last for Bree Olson.

She is mind blowingly trashy.

The Jesus · 03-03-2011, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Billy
@charliesheen sending you love

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 03:14 PM

There’s my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can’t process it? LOSERS.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 03:15 PM

I would like to also point out that if a black celebrity beat up his wife, abandoned his kids and did everything Charlie is doing he'd be Public Enemy #1 rather than the most hilarious thing since the last thing that was hilarious.

DAS RACIST

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 03:16 PM

seriously people think about it. mike vick goes off the chain and starts doing mad rocks and backhands his wife and loses his kids he's just ANOTHER NIGGER.

BUT LOL CHARLIE SHEEN WE <3 YOU!

hnibos · 03-03-2011, 03:22 PM

yup, tiger woods is a good example of that.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 03:29 PM

all tiger did was fuck some scandalous ass hoochies too, he didn't hit anyone or do any drugs or quit his show and do a circuit of talk shows and ranted like a lunatic.

i unno maybe he should have.

hnibos · 03-03-2011, 03:33 PM

if he did that there would specials on espn about the fall of a great athlete because of crack and sex addiction. hell the pga would probably ban him.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 03:37 PM

TRUTHITUDE DETECTED.

Mike Vick would be deported. Shit, LeBron James would be deported and he doesn't even have a criminal history.

hnibos · 03-03-2011, 03:44 PM

all lebron james said was " i want to play for a good team, im taking my talents to another city" and all the whiteys in this country want to stick a pitchfork in him. any reason to hate on a nig is a good reason, i guess.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 03:53 PM

pretty much duder, man i'm glad you and I can team up for some good old fashioned race baiting.

hnibos · 03-03-2011, 04:03 PM

anytime. i really just want nimrod or redbreegull to come in here and say something.

The Omega Concern · 03-03-2011, 08:43 PM

Little difficult to compare Tiger to Chuck because of the cultures of their professions. Tiger's mistake was fronting a pristine domestic scene to maintain endorsements from companies like Cadillac and EA.

Charlie's marriages always had a clock running on them from the get-go, with no surprise to anyone when they blew up. Once a playboy, always a playboy for him. For Tiger, he would of been fine had he never got married.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 08:51 PM

mike vick

Catherine Wheel · 03-03-2011, 08:56 PM

Charlie Sheen is going to be the white Bobby Brown. Drugs have not only ruined his marriage / relationships but will also ruin his career. Look at how pathetic Bobby Brown is now. That's Charlie a few years from now.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 08:56 PM

oh snap, CHRIS BROWN

Charlie Sheen, he can hit his wife. Sure. Chris Brown hits his girl? HOLY SHIT, LET'S GET THE CROSSES AND THE KEROSENE.

There is progress, at least we think it's shitty Chris Brown hit Rhianna (instead of not giving a fuck at all) and we have a black president. But srsly

JokeyLoki · 03-03-2011, 09:58 PM

None of those guys made insanely hilarious, delusional statements that go with their felonies.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 10:01 PM

I dunno "All around the world people love Michael Vick" is pretty funny.

Ok, lets say KANYE WEST hits someone and then goes fucktarded on twitter. I mean that's 100% plausible scenario. And he would be demonized.

Trotskilicious · 03-03-2011, 10:02 PM

i mean he dared to interrupt a Pretty White Girl and people demonized him

Catherine Wheel · 03-03-2011, 10:18 PM

A soon as Mel Gibson's antics were leaked to the public his career took a big dive. But Charlie Sheen holds a knife to his wife's throat months ago and nothing happens to his career until now with his rants and his rehab stint. It seems like people were harder on Mel than they were on Charlie but it's hard to see how one is any better than the other.

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The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,997	It's epic. But it would be better if it didn't look like you could scrape flakes of his skin off and do a line. Les Moonves spoke today...said this and that, but the last sentence said it all. "I do hope the show comes back." WINNING!!!

03-01-2011, 09:52 PM	#63
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	He joined Twitter today, btw. Verified as him too. http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen Should be interesting.

03-01-2011, 10:07 PM	#64
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	i hope he dies of a drug overdose

03-01-2011, 10:08 PM	#65
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	what about the fate of two men and and a half. that's what my family is concerned about

03-01-2011, 10:35 PM	#66
The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,997	Les Moonves, the CEO of CBS, said today he'd like to see the show back with the original cast. Whether that means the shows writers/creator's that Sheen is currently ripping are in the fold remains to be seen, but with Moonves' words today, my money is on the show coming back without them and Sheen at 2.5 million per episode (presuming he makes it to age 46). The rerun they ran last night won the evening. WINNING!

03-01-2011, 10:49 PM	#68
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	Hahaha http://twitpic.com/4575pd

03-02-2011, 12:48 AM	#69
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	I wonder which network is going to be smart enough to be the first network to offer sheen his own talk show. Get him out there on a nightly show behind a desk where he talk crazy and interview some people. Ratings would be huge. http://i51.tinypic.com/33lf7dk.jpg

03-02-2011, 02:59 AM	#71
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	I wonder how long this "retirement from porn" will last for Bree Olson. She is mind blowingly trashy.

03-03-2011, 03:14 PM	#73
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	There’s my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can’t process it? LOSERS.

03-03-2011, 03:15 PM	#74
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	I would like to also point out that if a black celebrity beat up his wife, abandoned his kids and did everything Charlie is doing he'd be Public Enemy #1 rather than the most hilarious thing since the last thing that was hilarious. DAS RACIST

03-03-2011, 03:16 PM	#75
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	seriously people think about it. mike vick goes off the chain and starts doing mad rocks and backhands his wife and loses his kids he's just ANOTHER NIGGER. BUT LOL CHARLIE SHEEN WE <3 YOU!

03-03-2011, 03:22 PM	#76
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	yup, tiger woods is a good example of that.

03-03-2011, 03:29 PM	#77
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	all tiger did was fuck some scandalous ass hoochies too, he didn't hit anyone or do any drugs or quit his show and do a circuit of talk shows and ranted like a lunatic. i unno maybe he should have.

03-03-2011, 03:33 PM	#78
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	if he did that there would specials on espn about the fall of a great athlete because of crack and sex addiction. hell the pga would probably ban him.

03-03-2011, 03:37 PM	#79
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	TRUTHITUDE DETECTED. Mike Vick would be deported. Shit, LeBron James would be deported and he doesn't even have a criminal history.

03-03-2011, 03:44 PM	#80
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	all lebron james said was " i want to play for a good team, im taking my talents to another city" and all the whiteys in this country want to stick a pitchfork in him. any reason to hate on a nig is a good reason, i guess.

03-03-2011, 03:53 PM	#81
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	pretty much duder, man i'm glad you and I can team up for some good old fashioned race baiting.

03-03-2011, 04:03 PM	#82
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	anytime. i really just want nimrod or redbreegull to come in here and say something.

03-03-2011, 08:43 PM	#83
The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,997	Little difficult to compare Tiger to Chuck because of the cultures of their professions. Tiger's mistake was fronting a pristine domestic scene to maintain endorsements from companies like Cadillac and EA. Charlie's marriages always had a clock running on them from the get-go, with no surprise to anyone when they blew up. Once a playboy, always a playboy for him. For Tiger, he would of been fine had he never got married.

03-03-2011, 08:51 PM	#84
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	mike vick

03-03-2011, 08:56 PM	#85
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	Charlie Sheen is going to be the white Bobby Brown. Drugs have not only ruined his marriage / relationships but will also ruin his career. Look at how pathetic Bobby Brown is now. That's Charlie a few years from now.

03-03-2011, 09:58 PM	#87
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	None of those guys made insanely hilarious, delusional statements that go with their felonies.

03-03-2011, 10:01 PM	#88
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	I dunno "All around the world people love Michael Vick" is pretty funny. Ok, lets say KANYE WEST hits someone and then goes fucktarded on twitter. I mean that's 100% plausible scenario. And he would be demonized.

03-03-2011, 10:02 PM	#89
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i mean he dared to interrupt a Pretty White Girl and people demonized him

03-03-2011, 10:18 PM	#90
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	A soon as Mel Gibson's antics were leaked to the public his career took a big dive. But Charlie Sheen holds a knife to his wife's throat months ago and nothing happens to his career until now with his rants and his rehab stint. It seems like people were harder on Mel than they were on Charlie but it's hard to see how one is any better than the other.