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Old 02-02-2011, 08:44 PM   #1
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Arrow let's talk about nose hair maintanence

those silly attachments never fucking work it seems like and I always end up pulling them out at stop lights...anyone find a good tool to use?

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:09 PM   #2
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I don't have any tips but I applaud your maintenance efforts.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:18 PM   #3
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i just wait for them to hitchhike on a booger.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:26 PM   #4
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Gotta deal with the pain of a tweeze, dude.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:45 PM   #5
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The waxing place I go to offers waxing for nose hair, and they call it a Pinocchio.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:26 PM   #6
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those silly attachments never fucking work it seems like and I always end up pulling them out at stop lights...anyone find a good tool to use?
i'm in the same boat. while nothing works better than tweezers i find that you really have to work your snout around to get the correct angle to make those trimmers do their intended job.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:58 PM   #7
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i just wait for them to hitchhike on a booger.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:00 AM   #8
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I use the scissor parts of a leatherman micra. It's quite fun when you're bored.

http://www.militairwarenhuis.nl/imag...rman_Micra.jpg

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:01 AM   #9
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I would not put that shit near/inside my nose.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:02 AM   #10
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damn nigger thats hardcore

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:05 AM   #11
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It's tiny. It's like the length of my pinky when it's folded up.
If you're not a retard and you don't have parkinson's then it's fine.

Bonus is that it's entirely painless.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:40 AM   #12
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does not have boarding abilities

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:20 AM   #13
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i pretend it's part of my mustache

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:22 AM   #14
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i pretend my mustache is part of my nose hairs

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:24 AM   #15
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thats gross

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:27 AM   #16
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I use those little scissors. I have a pair for my nose and one for my eyebrows, but I'm sure I confuse the two more often than not.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:40 AM   #17
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is this a big deal by the way are women looking at my nose hair and going ewwwww

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:41 AM   #18
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Unless it's hanging out your nose, no.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:42 AM   #19
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all i know is that when my nose hairs get too long this really sticky mucus tends to form at the base of them inside my nostril

it's fairly disgusting

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:43 AM   #20
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:43 AM   #21
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oh god

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 02:15 AM   #22
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i once had to bring up nose hair trimming to a chick that had them bad. awful situation that i couldn't win.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 02:18 AM   #23
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I can't imagine how painful tweezing nose hairs must be. Do you ever get used to it? I can't even feel it when I tweeze my eyebrows anymore. Constant leg shaving can be a pain, but I think I prefer it to having to deal with facial hair.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 02:27 AM   #24
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letsnot

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 02:52 AM   #25
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I've never had to trim my nose hair. I feel like a clueless virgin in this conversation.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 02:59 AM   #26
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it's okay i still can't grow a full beard

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:02 AM   #27
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i have one of those, soon i'll have a bike and i can fit in with the austin douchebags. need moar flannel though! REMEMBER FLANNEL GUYS

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:07 AM   #28
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don't forget wearing 2 messenger bags at once and daisy dukes.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:07 AM   #29
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it's okay i still can't grow a full beard
What's that weird twinging feeling in the back of my throat?

Oh, it's empathy.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:09 AM   #30
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you done good kid you done real good

 
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