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Old 11-16-2010, 07:20 PM   #31
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i also do not enjoy porn featuring no dick.
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:21 PM   #32
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75% of my masturbation sessions stem from looking at porn out of boredom, not from any sort of horniness.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:21 PM   #33
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maybe i am getting old.
and that usually means perverted.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:21 PM   #34
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i don't like dicks in my pron much at all

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:21 PM   #35
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:22 PM   #36
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75% of my masturbation sessions stem from looking at porn out of boredom, not from any sort of horniness.
yeah. it's one of my many methods of procrastination.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:22 PM   #37
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i also boo when the girls that are making out are making out with their cheeks pressed together and looking at the camera, that's some ole bullshit. KISS THE BITCH LIKE ON THE MOUTH YEAH WORK YOUR JAW INTO IT.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:27 PM   #38
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yeah thats why i like the amatuer vibe. and not the fake amateur / cheap porn industry vibe. just some folk at home being naughty with their cameras. A lot of them can be pretty hot.
It's more realistic, thats the kind of sex I can relate to over the lipstick bright lights cut aways and blah blah of other porn.
I like to see variations on the missionary position. With a good solid rythym.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:27 PM   #39
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yeah, so porn hey.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:28 PM   #40
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(it kinda bothers me that this Tyler guy has been quietly browsing this thread for ages now and not saying a word as I confess my vulnerable self indulgent thoughts on porn).

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:29 PM   #41
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i love the girls with totally dead eyes and frowns on their faces. no, wait, i think that's terrible and makes my dick shrivel up and then i wonder, "why did someone shoot this and not notice how completely miserable she is?"

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:31 PM   #42
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i rarely see any amateur gay stuff that's worth my time. most of the dudes are ugly and usually the camera angle is unsatisfying.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:31 PM   #43
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yeah i'm basically looking for porn where i'm watching a beautiful (but realistic) girl who is totally into the moment. and not cause she's getting paid.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:32 PM   #44
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i dont like to see creepy dudes over 40 with shaved heads and stupid tribal tattoos eating like 19 year old pussy. thats weird man.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:33 PM   #45
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but then again with the worlds perversion at my fingertips i've confessed that i like 'missionary porn' so i guess I'm not really pushing any envelopes.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:34 PM   #46
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i still don't really get straight dudes who need to watch hetero porn. what's the dude there for?

i mean i can get off to straight porn, but i don't claim to be repulsed by the idea of chicks getting railed or lesbian sex or anything. so my working assumption is that straight dudes aren't nearly as opposed to seeing gay sex acts as they have people believe.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:35 PM   #47
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the dude is to facilitate picturing yourself fucking the girl

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:38 PM   #48
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feh. do people really try to imagine themselves in the situation they're watching?

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:39 PM   #49
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precisely. you have to be able to pretend that you sprayed jizz all over that poor girl's face.

watching two straight girls pretending to eat each other's vaginas does nothing for me.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:40 PM   #50
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yeah and when a penix is involved it's a different movement. i mean, i dont focus on the guy at all, and cutaways to his climaxing face are just awkward, but you know: you get used to the rhythm of hetro sex, you know? it's probably similar to gay sex, but not lesbian sex. like, hip movement and such like.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:40 PM   #51
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i guess i shouldn't try to find parallels in straight and gay porn watching

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:41 PM   #52
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yeah and when a penix is involved it's a different movement. i mean, i dont focus on the guy at all, and cutaways to his climaxing face are just awkward, but you know: you get used to the rhythm of hetro sex, you know? it's probably similar to gay sex, but not lesbian sex. like, hip movement and such like.
but then why not just watch lesbian strap-on porn?

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:41 PM   #53
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i do

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:42 PM   #54
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ITS CALLED THE MONEY SHOT FOR A REASON!@#

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:46 PM   #55
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cause a woman handles a penis differently.
and most lesbian porn is by porn stars who are so numb to the experience any way it sucks.
It's also more about how the woman recieves the penis over how the guy administers it. Like... sigh, I'm going to end up getting too graphic here.

I will also say: some amateur lesbian porn can be hot. But if it seems like two ordinary girls who listened to too much katie perry and now are going to take that little curious flutter they get when thinking of getting naughty with another girl to the next level. there is a nervousnes and self consiousness thats couple with an eagerness to override that awkwardness in the face of lust that I like. And their cautious fingers.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:47 PM   #56
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and amateur lesbian porn rarely features strap ons. it wouldn't be the same.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:51 PM   #57
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guys you really don't have to explain anything to me. let's all just watch whatever porn we like

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:55 PM   #58
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whats weird is that i didn't even get a boner during this thread / my hunt for porn examples.
Man and I turn 27 next week. :/

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 08:26 PM   #59
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I like to find porn clips that remind me of girls I know in real life.
Sometimes they dont look very similar, but something about them reminds me of someone.

Yeah, thats my kind of porn.
I used to work at a grocery store with a girl who apparently did a lot of porn. A lot of the guys in the store would talk about it pretty much constantly and were always showing each other pictures and videos on their cell phones. It was strange.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 08:57 PM   #60
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the first porn video i ever saw was a vhs, and it was from the early eighties i would guess. it was in the nineties that i saw it.

and therefore i have a hard time realizing that a lot of the porn avail. on the web is made quite recently. my mental default has it as being made at least a few years before viewed

 
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