crazy guy just moved in across the hall

28if · 10-01-2010, 05:20 PM

his name is brandon.

"hey guys, is it okay if i put up this eminem poster on my door? he's making this pose kind of like this *poses* i don't really like eminem but i like the poster... i don't like the poster the guy next to me put on his door but it's okay, because it's his door and he can put anything he wants on it. i just wanted to ask you guys because you'll have to look at it all the time."

"there are so many fowers on this campus. my room? it's full of flowers. i don't have anything to put them in so i let them roam free. i think that's what makes them so beautiful."

Mooney · 10-01-2010, 05:29 PM

i remember my dorm room. i had a mary-kate and ashely olsen poster on my wall. this was in 2002. that is probably a little creepy.

hnibos · 10-01-2010, 05:35 PM

dissappointing, sam

Eulogy · 10-01-2010, 05:36 PM

he just has flowers strewn all over his room? they'll die pretty fast.

hnibos · 10-01-2010, 05:41 PM

Guatemala's president says President Obama phoned him to apologize for a 1940s study that purposely infected people in Guatemala with sexually transmitted diseases.

i wonder how this conversation went.

Mooney · 10-01-2010, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

Guatemala's president says President Obama phoned him to apologize for a 1940s study that purposely infected people in Guatemala with sexually transmitted diseases.

i wonder how this conversation went.

probably similar to the one with my ex-girlfriend who i had roll in the hay in with when she was home visiting last summer when she told me that she had chlamydia. except that was through instant messaging, so actually it probably wasn't very similar at all.

hnibos · 10-01-2010, 05:51 PM

did you just tell netphoria you have chlamydia

Mooney · 10-01-2010, 05:54 PM

we've all had a scare, no?

slunken · 10-01-2010, 07:30 PM

I predict marathons of Quantum Leap in your future.

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 07:54 PM

did you tell him no to the eminem poster

slunken · 10-01-2010, 07:57 PM

i think eminnem smokes weed so probably no

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 07:58 PM

man i love weed

slunken · 10-01-2010, 07:59 PM

...and I love Enimem

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 08:01 PM

lets smoke weed and listen to marshal mathers lp

slunken · 10-01-2010, 08:25 PM

and learn.

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 08:26 PM

get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.

soniclovenoize · 10-01-2010, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

his name is brandon.

"hey guys, is it okay if i put up this eminem poster on my door? he's making this pose kind of like this *poses* i don't really like eminem but i like the poster... i don't like the poster the guy next to me put on his door but it's okay, because it's his door and he can put anything he wants on it. i just wanted to ask you guys because you'll have to look at it all the time."

"there are so many fowers on this campus. my room? it's full of flowers. i don't have anything to put them in so i let them roam free. i think that's what makes them so beautiful."

I'm pretty sure this scene leads to GAYBUTTSEX

wHATcOLOR · 10-01-2010, 08:37 PM

s his d

slunken · 10-01-2010, 08:50 PM

is it this poster?

28if · 10-01-2010, 09:06 PM

my girlfriend went into his room earlier. he tapes everything to the wall with blue painting tape. lots of pictures of lord of the rings characters, especially arwen, because although the movie allots her a sword, she doesn't need one to be powerful. he's a really big feminist and he loves women with swords, especially joan of arc. he believes in all religions so he has statues of all the deities he can find. he also believes in evil, so he reads the prince occasionally.

apparently he's really excited to decorate.

slunken · 10-01-2010, 09:07 PM

he must smoke you out pretty good, huh?

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 09:11 PM

that dude needs weed and beer actually

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 09:11 PM

i can't make fun of the girls with swords thing because i think gun girls are HOT

slunken · 10-01-2010, 09:13 PM

I will fuck any girl that religiously watches The Cutlery Corner. Fact.

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 09:15 PM

i like warrior chicks in general but arwyn is bullshit. how come all the fags love her and not the chick that stabbed that nigga in the face? I like her.

I wonder if he read Christine O'Donnell's essay.

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 09:15 PM

ripley ftw

soniclovenoize · 10-01-2010, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

my girlfriend

Yeah right.

hnibos · 10-01-2010, 09:26 PM

i never really decorated my room/apt. what does that say

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 09:27 PM

says you're transient and don't feel as if any place is home

Trotskilicious · 10-01-2010, 09:27 PM

and you hate yourself

10-01-2010, 05:20 PM	#1
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,446	crazy guy just moved in across the hall his name is brandon. "hey guys, is it okay if i put up this eminem poster on my door? he's making this pose kind of like this poses i don't really like eminem but i like the poster... i don't like the poster the guy next to me put on his door but it's okay, because it's his door and he can put anything he wants on it. i just wanted to ask you guys because you'll have to look at it all the time." "there are so many fowers on this campus. my room? it's full of flowers. i don't have anything to put them in so i let them roam free. i think that's what makes them so beautiful."

10-01-2010, 05:29 PM	#2
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 13,694	i remember my dorm room. i had a mary-kate and ashely olsen poster on my wall. this was in 2002. that is probably a little creepy. __________________

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10-01-2010, 05:35 PM	#3
hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,416	dissappointing, sam

10-01-2010, 05:36 PM	#4
Eulogy huh Posts: 54,783	he just has flowers strewn all over his room? they'll die pretty fast.

10-01-2010, 05:41 PM	#5
hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,416	Guatemala's president says President Obama phoned him to apologize for a 1940s study that purposely infected people in Guatemala with sexually transmitted diseases. i wonder how this conversation went.

10-01-2010, 05:51 PM	#7
hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,416	did you just tell netphoria you have chlamydia

10-01-2010, 05:54 PM	#8
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 13,694	we've all had a scare, no?

10-01-2010, 07:30 PM	#9
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	I predict marathons of Quantum Leap in your future.

10-01-2010, 07:54 PM	#10
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,915	did you tell him no to the eminem poster

10-01-2010, 07:57 PM	#11
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	i think eminnem smokes weed so probably no

10-01-2010, 07:58 PM	#12
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,915	man i love weed

10-01-2010, 07:59 PM	#13
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	...and I love Enimem

10-01-2010, 08:01 PM	#14
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,915	lets smoke weed and listen to marshal mathers lp

10-01-2010, 08:25 PM	#15
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	and learn.

10-01-2010, 08:26 PM	#16
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,915	get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.

10-01-2010, 08:37 PM	#18
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,827	s his d

10-01-2010, 08:50 PM	#19
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	is it this poster?

10-01-2010, 09:06 PM	#20
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,446	my girlfriend went into his room earlier. he tapes everything to the wall with blue painting tape. lots of pictures of lord of the rings characters, especially arwen, because although the movie allots her a sword, she doesn't need one to be powerful. he's a really big feminist and he loves women with swords, especially joan of arc. he believes in all religions so he has statues of all the deities he can find. he also believes in evil, so he reads the prince occasionally. apparently he's really excited to decorate.

10-01-2010, 09:07 PM	#21
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	he must smoke you out pretty good, huh?

10-01-2010, 09:11 PM	#22
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,915	that dude needs weed and beer actually

10-01-2010, 09:13 PM	#24
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	I will fuck any girl that religiously watches The Cutlery Corner. Fact.

10-01-2010, 09:15 PM	#25
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,915	i like warrior chicks in general but arwyn is bullshit. how come all the fags love her and not the chick that stabbed that nigga in the face? I like her. I wonder if he read Christine O'Donnell's essay.

10-01-2010, 09:26 PM	#28
hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,416	i never really decorated my room/apt. what does that say

10-01-2010, 09:27 PM	#29
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,915	says you're transient and don't feel as if any place is home