Sandra Bullock Sex Tape (cumming soon)

waltermcphilp · 04-06-2010, 03:48 PM

IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler moustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand. This in from a close friend of the couple who has been in contact with both parties. Developing…

IUC World Exclusive: Sex Tape Could Ruin Bullock’s Career

Mo · 04-06-2010, 03:58 PM

Classy.

Mablak · 04-06-2010, 03:59 PM

She's not the least bit attractive

Mo · 04-06-2010, 04:00 PM

She is with nazi shit on her lips.

Caine Walker · 04-06-2010, 04:00 PM

no sextape

Order 66 · 04-06-2010, 04:09 PM

I liked her in Speed 2

The Jesus · 04-06-2010, 04:35 PM

This will be a box office smash.

slunken · 04-06-2010, 04:49 PM

For real?

waltermcphilp · 04-06-2010, 04:56 PM

Someone make a Blind Side joke.

slunken · 04-06-2010, 04:58 PM

Hey man you made the thread. Go for it, by all means.

Ugly · 04-06-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

Someone make a Blind Side joke.

It'd certainly at least be way more entertaining.

duovamp · 04-06-2010, 10:57 PM

I think Sandra Bullock is/was insanely hot. She's starting to get up there now though...

waltermcphilp · 04-06-2010, 11:02 PM

I loved her in the net.

She looks like she could take a punch.

wHATcOLOR · 04-07-2010, 12:56 AM

sounds pretty far fetched

Toast · 04-07-2010, 01:20 AM

please lord Jesus, make this happen, give us the tape!!!

waltermcphilp · 04-07-2010, 01:21 AM

Fattening Ass · 04-07-2010, 03:37 AM

Shallowed · 04-07-2010, 03:47 AM

Farfetch'd is a fucking useless cunt of a Pokemon.

Shallowed · 04-07-2010, 03:48 AM

Who am I to call something a useless cunt, I'm talking about Pokemon in a sex tape thread.

Kahlo · 04-07-2010, 04:30 AM

is she still hot?

Shallowed · 04-07-2010, 04:53 AM

Ugh, is that who she is?

Was she ever hot?

Kahlo · 04-07-2010, 04:55 AM

I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen a hot picture of her. Prove me wrong Netphoria/porn tape.

Sonic Johnny · 04-07-2010, 04:56 AM

If it wasn't for the nazi shotgun asshole jamming bit i'd believe this.

Shallowed · 04-07-2010, 04:57 AM

I still think it's tr00.

ohnoitsbonnie · 04-07-2010, 05:54 AM

crumming soon

Shallowed · 04-07-2010, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand.

Cramming soon

Barack Obama · 04-07-2010, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler moustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand.

Rahm and I are looking forward to seeing this.

waltermcphilp · 04-07-2010, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo

I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen a hot picture of her. Prove me wrong Netphoria/porn tape.

The Jesus · 04-07-2010, 08:18 AM

I'd slide my cock up and down that Cleft chin like a snooker player about to pot the black.

duovamp · 04-07-2010, 08:21 AM

She's pretty, c'mon bros.

Also every time I've seen the word far-fetched since middle school, I too think of Farfetch'd.

04-06-2010, 03:48 PM	#1
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,156	Sandra Bullock Sex Tape (cumming soon) IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler moustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand. This in from a close friend of the couple who has been in contact with both parties. Developing… IUC World Exclusive: Sex Tape Could Ruin Bullock’s Career

04-07-2010, 03:37 AM	#17
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,854	lol

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04-06-2010, 04:00 PM	#5
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waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,156	Someone make a Blind Side joke.

04-06-2010, 04:58 PM	#10
slunken Virgo Posts: 21,363	Hey man you made the thread. Go for it, by all means.

04-06-2010, 10:57 PM	#12
duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,971	I think Sandra Bullock is/was insanely hot. She's starting to get up there now though...

04-06-2010, 11:02 PM	#13
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,156	I loved her in the net. She looks like she could take a punch.

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04-07-2010, 01:20 AM	#15
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,094	please lord Jesus, make this happen, give us the tape!!!

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waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,156

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Kahlo Beffen separatist. Location: Lovephoria Posts: 16,323	is she still hot?

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Shallowed Minion of Satan Location: gagged and bound to a chair in a serial killer's basement but still having a sense of humour about it. Posts: 9,234	Ugh, is that who she is? Was she ever hot?

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Sonic Johnny 6 1 6 0 Location: Melbourne Posts: 11,720	If it wasn't for the nazi shotgun asshole jamming bit i'd believe this.

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ohnoitsbonnie seratus rupiah Posts: 12,803	crumming soon

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The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,951	I'd slide my cock up and down that Cleft chin like a snooker player about to pot the black.

04-07-2010, 08:21 AM	#30
duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,971	She's pretty, c'mon bros. Also every time I've seen the word far-fetched since middle school, I too think of Farfetch'd.