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View Poll Results: what should i do
shoot it with a bb gun 3 23.08%
try to poison it 1 7.69%
home made animal trap 2 15.38%
just peg it with a baseball whenever i see it 4 30.77%
shoot it with a .22 2 15.38%
do nothing and let nature run its course 6 46.15%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 03-04-2010, 12:52 PM   #1
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Default neighborhood cat being too aggressive

some cat in the neighborhood has been invading my back yard and starting scream-fights with my cat from midnight to 4 am. then the other day my cat came in with a bleeding eye. what should i do? its hard as hell to get close to this thing, i went out in my back yard once when the cats were having their scream fight and it bolted as soon as i was within line of sight

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 12:58 PM   #2
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Buy a second cat and up your odds.

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:09 PM   #3
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i vote for nature. nature is pretty cruel.

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:15 PM   #4
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nature has already marked your cat as the weaker of the two

kill it

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:17 PM   #5
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the thing about the nature option is im pretty sure this thing is a tomcat, whereas my cat was neutered at some point. you cant really expect a neutered cat to defend itself vs a cat that has not been castrated or whatever

it would be like expecting a gay to defend himself in a fist-fight

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:24 PM   #6
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Cats are fuckers. Kill it any way you can.

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:33 PM   #7
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stop making excuses for your pussy ass cat

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:34 PM   #8
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stop making excuses for your pussy-ass cat

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:34 PM   #9
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stop making excuses for your pussy, ass-cat

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:35 PM   #10
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stop making excuses for your pussy-ass, KAT

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:12 PM   #11
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anybody ever seen that episode of Cops where they evactuate some hoarder lady's house and she has a bunch of dead cats in the freezer

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:33 PM   #12
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Yea

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:47 PM   #13
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:28 PM   #14
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all of em bar the last one.
first trap it.
shooting it with the bb gun, the poisoning, and the batting can be done in any order, and as much as you like unless you get a bit carried away.
then finish it off with the .22 at your leisure. this way you'll take care of the aggression whilst getting maximum enjoyment out of it.

and don't forget, let's have some fun out there, guys!

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:45 PM   #15
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Have you tried reasoning with it?

 
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:56 PM   #16
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If your cat can't take the heat stop letting it outside.

 
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:11 PM   #17
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Call animal control or whatever it's called.

 
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:13 PM   #18
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Or shoot it, you know, if that kind of thing gets you off

 
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:41 PM   #19
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leave the vacuum outside like a scarecrow

 
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