menstruation question!!!

Mooney · 02-19-2010, 08:42 PM

let's say that i am a woman. with a vagina. i know for a fact that i finished a period precisely eight weeks ago. i'm guessing that menstrual cycles vary completely woman to woman, but if you had to make an educated guess, what are my chances that i will currently be bleeding from my vagina tonight?

hmm, this is obviously completely hypothetical. i would have just said 'i have this friend,' but then you all would have assumed that it was me, and that i actually have a vagina.

JokeyLoki · 02-19-2010, 08:46 PM

8 weeks? Is she pregnant or something?

Mooney · 02-19-2010, 08:49 PM

nope, i was just under the understanding that an average cycle is four weeks? so if these cycles were regular, and she was 'average' than eight weeks might be perfect down to the day, and i might be in luck!

redbull · 02-19-2010, 09:18 PM

not everyone's cycle is that regular

sppunk · 02-19-2010, 09:19 PM

Who cares - fuck her blood or no blood.

cork_soaker · 02-19-2010, 09:40 PM

i think he already did

cork_soaker · 02-19-2010, 09:40 PM

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-19-2010, 09:47 PM

God decides

The Jesus · 02-19-2010, 10:56 PM

I bleed from my penis once a month. Is that even normal?!

slunken · 02-19-2010, 11:03 PM

Pop Tart · 02-20-2010, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

let's say that i am a woman. with a vagina. i know for a fact that i finished a period precisely eight weeks ago. i'm guessing that menstrual cycles vary completely woman to woman, but if you had to make an educated guess, what are my chances that i will currently be bleeding from my vagina tonight?

hmm, this is obviously completely hypothetical. i would have just said 'i have this friend,' but then you all would have assumed that it was me, and that i actually have a vagina.

You're a woman with a vagina.

Mooney · 02-20-2010, 10:47 PM

you're a woman, i'm a machine.

success, no sign of aunt flo!

slunken · 02-20-2010, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

success, no sign of aunt flo!

Never said that in my life ever. Have fun being a parent.

Pop Tart · 02-21-2010, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Have fun being a parent.

Mooney · 02-21-2010, 11:03 AM

she's not pregnant, you silly fuckers!

Rickpat12 · 02-21-2010, 07:37 PM

She may be pregnant.

She may be stressed, or switched diets...ala amenorrhea.

She may have polycystic ovaries.

I'd have "your friend" call a doctor.

beef curtains · 02-22-2010, 02:26 AM

she might be a dude. 8 weeks between periods is not normal.

TuralyonW3 · 02-22-2010, 03:02 AM

what would you do without netphoria

beef curtains · 02-22-2010, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

what would you do without netphoria

earn your redwings?

Mooney · 02-22-2010, 05:04 PM

no, she didn't go eight weeks without a period! i just knew when she had a period the last time i saw her over christmas break because it was ill-timed, so i was just trying to do the math for when she came home for her 'reading week' from university this past weekend. looks like its starting tonight/tommorrow. oh well, had a good weekend.

i strongly advise being nice to exes. it works out well for me.

hnibos · 02-22-2010, 05:07 PM

crazy bitch i believe is the condition

Future Boy · 02-22-2010, 05:18 PM

I read the title as masturbation question, confused as hell there for a sec.

02-19-2010, 08:42 PM	#1
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	menstruation question!!! let's say that i am a woman. with a vagina. i know for a fact that i finished a period precisely eight weeks ago. i'm guessing that menstrual cycles vary completely woman to woman, but if you had to make an educated guess, what are my chances that i will currently be bleeding from my vagina tonight? hmm, this is obviously completely hypothetical. i would have just said 'i have this friend,' but then you all would have assumed that it was me, and that i actually have a vagina.

02-20-2010, 10:47 PM	#12
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	you're a woman, i'm a machine. success, no sign of aunt flo! __________________

02-22-2010, 05:04 PM	#20
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	no, she didn't go eight weeks without a period! i just knew when she had a period the last time i saw her over christmas break because it was ill-timed, so i was just trying to do the math for when she came home for her 'reading week' from university this past weekend. looks like its starting tonight/tommorrow. oh well, had a good weekend. i strongly advise being nice to exes. it works out well for me. __________________

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02-19-2010, 08:46 PM	#2
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	8 weeks? Is she pregnant or something?

02-19-2010, 08:49 PM	#3
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	nope, i was just under the understanding that an average cycle is four weeks? so if these cycles were regular, and she was 'average' than eight weeks might be perfect down to the day, and i might be in luck!

02-19-2010, 09:18 PM	#4
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	not everyone's cycle is that regular

02-19-2010, 09:19 PM	#5
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Who cares - fuck her blood or no blood.

02-19-2010, 09:40 PM	#6
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	i think he already did

02-19-2010, 09:47 PM	#8
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	God decides

02-19-2010, 10:56 PM	#9
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	I bleed from my penis once a month. Is that even normal?!

02-21-2010, 11:03 AM	#15
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	she's not pregnant, you silly fuckers!

02-21-2010, 07:37 PM	#16
Rickpat12 Apocalyptic Poster Location: GUITAR PICK? Posts: 3,398	She may be pregnant. She may be stressed, or switched diets...ala amenorrhea. She may have polycystic ovaries. I'd have "your friend" call a doctor.

02-22-2010, 02:26 AM	#17
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	she might be a dude. 8 weeks between periods is not normal.

02-19-2010, 11:03 PM	#10
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745

02-22-2010, 03:02 AM	#18
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	what would you do without netphoria

02-22-2010, 05:07 PM	#21
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	crazy bitch i believe is the condition

02-22-2010, 05:18 PM	#22
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	I read the title as masturbation question, confused as hell there for a sec.