if you were an animal, what animal would you be

28if · 02-17-2010, 02:08 AM

i'd be a fish

sickbadthing · 02-17-2010, 02:12 AM

A Deer mouse.

My shit would murder humans.

Dogfighter28 · 02-17-2010, 02:12 AM

i've been told i look like a bird

28if · 02-17-2010, 02:14 AM

i'd rather be one of these guys:

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...03_468x440.jpg

samuel redman · 02-19-2010, 02:47 PM

i want to be human

cocksure · 02-19-2010, 02:49 PM

dancer

Toast · 02-19-2010, 02:55 PM

a kitty cat

Toby · 02-19-2010, 03:05 PM

squirrel...I have always felt like I may have been a squirrel in a past life.

Mo · 02-19-2010, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

squirrel...I have always felt like I may have been a squirrel in a past life.

Always looking out for your nuts, eh?

I'd like to be one of those animals that sleeps 80% of the time. Yeah, that.

Order 66 · 02-19-2010, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...03_468x440.jpg

"hurrrrr"

duovamp · 02-19-2010, 03:55 PM

Honey badger.

Eulogy · 02-19-2010, 04:25 PM

a bonobo

duh

28if · 02-19-2010, 05:29 PM

http://lolayabonobo.wildlifedirect.o..._11_10_069.jpg

Mooney · 02-19-2010, 06:01 PM

http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/spank.jpg

spanking the monkey.

mxzombie · 02-19-2010, 06:03 PM

a human

cork_soaker · 02-19-2010, 06:09 PM

sax a ma phone

Sarcastic Smile · 02-19-2010, 06:41 PM

A COCKaroach, they are indestructible .

ChristHimself! · 02-19-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

i've been told i look like a bird

did someone from the uk tell you this

vanilla · 02-20-2010, 02:51 AM

a great white shark

Sonic Johnny · 02-20-2010, 02:57 AM

http://www.pixdaus.com/pics/1211604044b368WWE.jpg

http://www.longfengwines.com/wine/wp...d_203x2296.gif

obviously a colossal squid

Mablak · 02-20-2010, 03:43 AM

Hold on there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

The squid's method of reproduction has not been observed, although some data on their reproduction can be inferred from anatomy. Since males lack an organ called a hectocotylus (a tentacle used in other cephalopods to transfer a spermatophore to the female), they probably use a penis instead, which would be used to directly implant sperm into females.

You'd still have a penis. I really don't see the fun in that.

silent1 · 02-20-2010, 04:04 AM

bunny rabbit.

Sonic Johnny · 02-20-2010, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mablak

You'd still have a penis. I really don't see the fun in that.

but it would be THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE OCEAN

Pop Tart · 02-20-2010, 04:42 AM

I'd be one of those fish that swims up people's urine streams and embeds itself in their urethras. Because where's the fun if you can't make someone's life a living hell? No fun, that's what.

killtrocity · 02-20-2010, 05:28 AM

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1223474441642.jpg
this

that's groooooooooooooosssss

SlingeroGuitaro · 02-20-2010, 05:30 AM

son of a bitch

Starla · 02-20-2010, 05:34 AM

a black timberwolf

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-20-2010, 05:47 AM

Most likely a giraffe but I hope for amoeba

redbreegull · 02-20-2010, 06:00 AM

an amoeba isn't even an animal

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-20-2010, 06:30 AM

02-17-2010, 02:08 AM	#1
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	if you were an animal, what animal would you be i'd be a fish

02-19-2010, 06:01 PM	#14
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	http://www.100monkeystyping.com/wlog/spank.jpg spanking the monkey. __________________

02-20-2010, 04:04 AM	#22
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	bunny rabbit. __________________ we are the sliver in your god's feeble hand

02-20-2010, 06:30 AM	#30
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Omg

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02-17-2010, 02:12 AM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	A Deer mouse. My shit would murder humans.

02-17-2010, 02:12 AM	#3
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	i've been told i look like a bird

02-17-2010, 02:14 AM	#4
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	i'd rather be one of these guys: http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...03_468x440.jpg

02-19-2010, 02:47 PM	#5
samuel redman Apocalyptic Poster Location: You're 22 why aren't you free?You're 22 why aren't you free? you're mom and daddy's victory Posts: 4,876	i want to be human

02-19-2010, 02:49 PM	#6
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	dancer

02-19-2010, 02:55 PM	#7
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	a kitty cat

02-19-2010, 03:05 PM	#8
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	squirrel...I have always felt like I may have been a squirrel in a past life.

02-19-2010, 03:55 PM	#11
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Honey badger.

02-19-2010, 04:25 PM	#12
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	a bonobo duh

02-19-2010, 05:29 PM	#13
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	http://lolayabonobo.wildlifedirect.o..._11_10_069.jpg

02-19-2010, 06:03 PM	#15
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	a human

02-19-2010, 06:09 PM	#16
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	sax a ma phone

02-19-2010, 06:41 PM	#17
Sarcastic Smile Amish Rake Fighter Location: I fuck in my spare time, this is what I do at work you dumb bitch.-esty Posts: 3,671	A COCKaroach, they are indestructible .

02-20-2010, 02:51 AM	#19
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	a great white shark

02-20-2010, 02:57 AM	#20
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	http://www.pixdaus.com/pics/1211604044b368WWE.jpg http://www.longfengwines.com/wine/wp...d_203x2296.gif obviously a colossal squid

02-20-2010, 04:42 AM	#24
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	I'd be one of those fish that swims up people's urine streams and embeds itself in their urethras. Because where's the fun if you can't make someone's life a living hell? No fun, that's what.

02-20-2010, 05:28 AM	#25
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,932	http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1223474441642.jpg this that's groooooooooooooosssss

02-20-2010, 05:30 AM	#26
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	son of a bitch

02-20-2010, 05:34 AM	#27
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	a black timberwolf

02-20-2010, 05:47 AM	#28
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Most likely a giraffe but I hope for amoeba

02-20-2010, 06:00 AM	#29
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	an amoeba isn't even an animal

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