How do I get the state to take my children away?

sickbadthing · 02-16-2010, 08:48 PM

I've just lost my job and life is really stressful right now, my (ex)wife is a meth addict we haven't heard from in 2 years and I'm stuck with 3 children (9 11 and 14) that I hate and are a huge drain on my finances.

They've never liked me and only care if I buy them things and I hate their personalities, they don't know what good music is and don't know how to act like civil human beings. I'm not getting any joy out of them and they'd be better off somewhere else.

I think the best way is to have the state take them away from me, the only thing is I don't want to get arrested as well, so developing a drug habit is out.

My plan is to not pack them a lunch and tell them to take it up with their teacher, when she calls I'll call her a whore and tell her to mind her own damn business. She'll send over social services and I'll act like a complete ***hole (although not doing anything illegal) and say I hate my kids and then they'll take the kids away and I can enjoy the single life again. Will this work?

PS. -- Preemptive for all the haters! My kids just suck. Did you ever meet a really cool guy and then meet his kids and they're a bunch of wieners and you're like "how did such an awesome guy end up with such lousy kids?" That's my situation.

Think Steve Buscemi's kids on the Sopranos, they're that lame

redbull · 02-16-2010, 08:57 PM

eat their skin

slunken · 02-16-2010, 09:04 PM

Steve Buscemi was on The Sopranos?

Eulogy · 02-16-2010, 09:12 PM

jeeeeeeeeeesus

Mo · 02-16-2010, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Steve Buscemi was on The Sopranos?

My thoughts exactly.

applepwnz · 02-16-2010, 09:44 PM

get the KKK to take your babies away ala The Ramones?

ATS · 02-16-2010, 10:15 PM

ill take em

Pop Tart · 02-17-2010, 12:16 AM

Is this a joke? I'm hoping it's a joke.

sickbadthing · 02-17-2010, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pop Tart

Is this a joke? I'm hoping it's a joke.

It's no joke. I've been coming here for 10 years and posting about my life. Anyone around here will attest to that.

Pop Tart · 02-17-2010, 12:38 AM

Then I really think you should ring up child protective services (or whatever it's called in your state) and tell them what you said in this thread and they'd take your children without you having to do much else.

Mo · 02-17-2010, 12:42 AM

slunken · 02-17-2010, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

It's no joke. I've been coming here for 10 years and posting about my life. Anyone around here will attest to that.

Your time has come and gone old man.

Pop Tart · 02-17-2010, 01:16 AM

Stop fucking with the newbie.

Bastards!

sickbadthing · 02-17-2010, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Your time has come and gone old man.

Get off of the computer son, I'm sending you to some nice foster parents that will rape you.

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-17-2010, 03:13 AM

OK I'm really hoping you are just having a bad day. If I'm wrong though there should be ways for you to find help for you and your children. Call your local DHS office and tell them your problem. I don't know your state so I cant tell you exactly where to go, but every state has some form of child services and they can help you to surrender your children if that is truly what you want to do. Think about finding other ways to get help though. It sounds like you are just going through alot and could use some support.

Pop Tart · 02-17-2010, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Get off of the computer son, I'm sending you to some nice foster parents that will you.

Is this a joke? I'm hoping it's a joke.

slunken · 02-17-2010, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

OK I'm really hoping you are just having a bad day. If I'm wrong though there should be ways for you to find help for you and your children. Call your local DHS office and tell them your problem. I don't know your state so I cant tell you exactly where to go, but every state has some form of child services and they can help you to surrender your children if that is truly what you want to do. Think about finding other ways to get help though. It sounds like you are just going through alot and could use some support.

Quoted before you edit.

Pop Tart · 02-17-2010, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Quoted before you edit.

Bastards!

sickbadthing · 02-17-2010, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

OK I'm really hoping you are just having a bad day. If I'm wrong though there should be ways for you to find help for you and your children. Call your local DHS office and tell them your problem. I don't know your state so I cant tell you exactly where to go, but every state has some form of child services and they can help you to surrender your children if that is truly what you want to do. Think about finding other ways to get help though. It sounds like you are just going through alot and could use some support.

bonnie, this is why i care so much about you. even though we are internet pals, you really shine like a star in the dark woods guiding my way to morality.

god bless you.

Shallowed · 02-17-2010, 07:44 AM

Have them assassinated.

samuel redman · 02-17-2010, 02:59 PM

what do they look like

stripes · 02-17-2010, 05:06 PM

lay them on the ground and piss on em, then flip them upside down and piss on em again

waltermcphilp · 02-17-2010, 05:29 PM

Give them soft sensual kisses.

Order 66 · 02-17-2010, 05:43 PM

I don't know your state so I can't tell you exactly where to go

sickbadthing · 02-17-2010, 06:12 PM

doesn't matter i'm on my ipad

Starla · 02-17-2010, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pop Tart

Is this a joke? I'm hoping it's a joke.

How do I get the state to take my children away? - Yahoo! Answers

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-17-2010, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Quoted before you edit.

Why would I edit? I am proud of the advice I give

slunken · 02-17-2010, 09:14 PM

I have often seen you edit posts 6-12 hours after they were posted. Also, I wanted to know if I was really on your ignore list or not.

Toby · 02-18-2010, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

Steve Buscemi was on The Sopranos?

he was only in a handful of episodes...he was an ex con and an old friend of tony's....I think he borrowed some money and couldn't pay it back so they whacked him.

Sarcastic Smile · 02-18-2010, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

I think the best way is to have the state take them away from me, the only thing is I don't want to get arrested as well, so developing a drug habit is out.

My plan is to not pack them a lunch and tell them to take it up with their teacher, when she calls I'll call her a whore and tell her to mind her own damn business. She'll send over social services and I'll act like a complete ***hole (although not doing anything illegal) and say I hate my kids and then they'll take the kids away and I can enjoy the single life again. Will this work?

A. you get arrested for possession not for having a drug habit, you get sent to rehab.. well if you life in my welfare state, i don't know about others they might just let you rot and die
B. Child neglect however is a crime, and you can be charged with it for simply not caring for your children. i.e-not feeding them

02-16-2010, 08:48 PM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	How do I get the state to take my children away? I've just lost my job and life is really stressful right now, my (ex)wife is a meth addict we haven't heard from in 2 years and I'm stuck with 3 children (9 11 and 14) that I hate and are a huge drain on my finances. They've never liked me and only care if I buy them things and I hate their personalities, they don't know what good music is and don't know how to act like civil human beings. I'm not getting any joy out of them and they'd be better off somewhere else. I think the best way is to have the state take them away from me, the only thing is I don't want to get arrested as well, so developing a drug habit is out. My plan is to not pack them a lunch and tell them to take it up with their teacher, when she calls I'll call her a whore and tell her to mind her own damn business. She'll send over social services and I'll act like a complete ***hole (although not doing anything illegal) and say I hate my kids and then they'll take the kids away and I can enjoy the single life again. Will this work? PS. -- Preemptive for all the haters! My kids just suck. Did you ever meet a really cool guy and then meet his kids and they're a bunch of wieners and you're like "how did such an awesome guy end up with such lousy kids?" That's my situation. Think Steve Buscemi's kids on the Sopranos, they're that lame

02-17-2010, 12:42 AM	#11
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02-16-2010, 08:57 PM	#2
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	eat their skin

02-16-2010, 09:04 PM	#3
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Steve Buscemi was on The Sopranos?

02-16-2010, 09:12 PM	#4
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	jeeeeeeeeeesus

02-16-2010, 09:44 PM	#6
applepwnz Ownz Posts: 729	get the KKK to take your babies away ala The Ramones?

02-16-2010, 10:15 PM	#7
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	ill take em

02-17-2010, 12:16 AM	#8
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	Is this a joke? I'm hoping it's a joke.

02-17-2010, 12:38 AM	#10
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	Then I really think you should ring up child protective services (or whatever it's called in your state) and tell them what you said in this thread and they'd take your children without you having to do much else.

02-17-2010, 01:16 AM	#13
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	Stop fucking with the newbie. Bastards!

02-17-2010, 03:13 AM	#15
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	OK I'm really hoping you are just having a bad day. If I'm wrong though there should be ways for you to find help for you and your children. Call your local DHS office and tell them your problem. I don't know your state so I cant tell you exactly where to go, but every state has some form of child services and they can help you to surrender your children if that is truly what you want to do. Think about finding other ways to get help though. It sounds like you are just going through alot and could use some support.

02-17-2010, 07:44 AM	#20
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	Have them assassinated.

02-17-2010, 02:59 PM	#21
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02-17-2010, 05:06 PM	#22
stripes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,174	lay them on the ground and piss on em, then flip them upside down and piss on em again

02-17-2010, 05:29 PM	#23
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	Give them soft sensual kisses.

02-17-2010, 05:43 PM	#24
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	I don't know your state so I can't tell you exactly where to go

02-17-2010, 06:12 PM	#25
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	doesn't matter i'm on my ipad

02-17-2010, 09:14 PM	#28
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	I have often seen you edit posts 6-12 hours after they were posted. Also, I wanted to know if I was really on your ignore list or not.