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Old 02-15-2010, 09:47 AM   #31
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why don't you go sand your wooden shoes and listen to The Knife. I live in the BEST country in the world and you don't

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 10:22 AM   #32
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So, did you ever see your Grandma's tits and did it make you feel like a man?

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 10:24 AM   #33
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why don't you go sand your wooden shoes and listen to The Knife. I live in the BEST country in the world and you don't
unfortunately i do not own a pair of wooden shoes.
but i will listen to the knife, if that makes you happy.

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 10:28 AM   #34
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I love the steel drums on "Pass This On"

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 10:29 AM   #35
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Did you like the track that the chick from The Knife did with Deus?

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:03 AM   #36
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Heartbeats will be the new national anthem once obama succeeds in transforming America into a socialist dystopia

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:19 AM   #37
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They should put BIG SEATS in the cargo hold for fat people to sit in. Put them in the cargo hold with the cats and the iguanas.

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:26 AM   #38
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Did you like the track that the chick from The Knife did with Deus?
yeah, it's ok.

i don't think i listened more than three times to that new album though. looks like they completely lost me with their recent releases.

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 12:13 PM   #39
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the airlines went from glass to plastic bottles, just to reduce the weight of their payload

plastic is bad for the environment

fat people eat more food than normal people, particularly junk food and food that is packaged in a lot of plastic

fat people are gross and are a burden to the airline industry

if they want to transport 400 pounds of lard they need to pay for that much

what is the point in weighing baggage when someone weighing more than 10 people's luggage is going to come

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 12:51 PM   #40
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find me a person who ways as much as all the needless creature comfort shit ten people are going to put in their luggage.

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:16 PM   #41
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aren't you a jehovah's witness or something

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:25 PM   #42
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are you trying to imply that christians arent hypocrites?

he may be part of the holy team but that doesnt mean he's one to wait for marriage or anything

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 01:39 PM   #43
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http://i47.tinypic.com/zxpc1g.jpg

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Old 02-15-2010, 04:47 PM   #44
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WTF

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 05:33 PM   #45
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its just like what tyra banks says, if youre a bitch, then try to hide it

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 06:24 PM   #46
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Would you fuck tyra banks?

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:45 PM   #47
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yes

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:49 PM   #48
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del

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:24 PM   #49
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no

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:33 PM   #50
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TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:55 PM   #51
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find me a person who ways as much as all the needless creature comfort shit ten people are going to put in their luggage.
Weighs

 
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:59 PM   #52
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Whoops. I'm usually a stickler for spelling and grammar too.

edit: KAAAAAAAAAAANEDAAAAAAAAAA

 
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:11 AM   #53
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also what's with comparing 10 pieces of luggage to one person

 
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:39 AM   #54
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one fat person.
'cause they all go on the same plane?

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:35 AM   #55
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I think you know where it's time to go:

http://i49.tinypic.com/6ps4jr.png

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:40 AM   #56
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to a broken jpg? isn't that illegal?

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:57 PM   #57
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do craigslist casual encounters actually work for straight dudes? I've never used it for anything other than finding part time work

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:23 PM   #58
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17 is the proper age for losing your virginity. 18 or 19 is acceptable for weirdos. anything more than that either you're just not trying hard enough or you're hideous.

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 04:46 PM   #59
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but what about 25? Is it okay to have not had sex by then

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:33 PM   #60
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I would not have sex with Tyra Banks. I think there are laws about having sex with retards.

 
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