is it weird to be a virgin at 25?

[Order 66]

That's not too old is it? I could see how some people might think I'm a loser. But whar of you just haven't gotten around to meeting anybody?

[28if]

can you not get it in?

[Order 66]

Nah I know how to and everything. I'm actually a "player" on Gaia but out in the real world I'm not so good with girls. But its hard to meet them when I live with my grandma and don't have a job

[Pop Tart]

I think it's nice.

[Mo]

Well, maybe you should look into your relationship with your Saviour again. I'm sure you'll get props at church.

[D.]

Originally Posted by 28if

can you not get it in?

look who is asking

[slunken]

Living with your grandma rules. I bet she appreciates your help.

edit. As long as you help and aren't a lazy-ass.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Am I order 66

[Sonic Johnny]

fuck your grandma

[Sonic Johnny]

i mean, she owes you one.

[stripes]

yes

[ATS]

25 is pretty young, you still have a year or two of your life left at that point. im 27 and if i could go back to 25 i would do it all differently

[The Jesus]

No.

[exactlythesame]

netphoria's flagship thread

[Order 66]

Oops I meant to post this on yahoo answers. God I'm embarrassed

[Order 66]

They need to do.way with instain mother who's babby can't fright back

[sickbadthing]

Pussy is great. You are retarded or something.

[sickbadthing]

I mean hot pussy. Not fat girl pussy. That is not great. You wouldn't be retarded if you didn't want to fuck fat girl pussy.

[sickbadthing]

Then again of course it's better than going gay and getting a cock in your butt. So okay, let's think about this. If you are faced with fucking a fat girl and getting cock up your ass, fuck the fat girl but tell everyone that she's actually a hot chick who lives in London. NEVER show her to anyone. If you do venture forward and get a cock in your ass, become more artistic than you already are and make people believe that it is a bi curious lifestyle, and that you get plenty of pussy on top of all that cock in your ass.

I think you can pull this off. I believe in you. Stop being such a fucking loser.

[Starla]

lol

[Starla]

speaking of fat ppl..... we need bigger seats on the planes.... b/c Americans do not need to lose weight in order to fit on a plane. jmho

Director Kevin Smith 'too fat' to fly Southwest; 'Clerks' writer/director tweets rage at airline
By Michael Sheridan
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Originally Published:Sunday, February 14th 2010, 8:04 AM
Updated: Sunday, February 14th 2010, 8:04 AM

via TwitterKevin Smith took photo of himself on airplane after allegedly being removed from another flight becasue he was 'too fat.' Take our PollToo Fat To Fly
Should an airline be allowed to remove a passenger from a plane after boarding because they may be overweight?

Yes, if they pose some kind of hazard or make those sitting next to him/her uncomfortable.
No, just because they are fat doesn't mean they should be forced to pay more money or be inconvenienced.

Related NewsArticles'Cop Out' trailer makes online premiereHe may like to make you laugh, but "Silent Bob" found nothing funny about being kicked off a plane for being fat.

Kevin Smith, director of the upcoming Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan laugher, "Cop Out," turned to Twitter to vent his frustrations Saturday after allegedly getting booted from a Southwest Airlines flight.

"I know I'm fat," the 39-year-old wrote via Twitter. "But was Captain Leysath [sic] really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?"

The writer and director of "Clerks" and "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" let loose in the tweet tirade after allegedly being told by a flight attendant he was a "safety risk" as he was about to fly from Oakland to Burbank.

"I'm way fat," Smith tweeted, "But I'm not THERE just yet. But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I'm seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who'd already I.d.ed me as 'Silent Bob'."

Southwest uses the armrests has a factor in determining whether a passenger must purchase an extra seat becauase of their size. According to their website, "It serves as the boundary between seats and measures 17 inches in width," it states.

"Customers who are unable to lower both armrests and/or who compromise any portion of adjacent seating should proactively book the number of seats needed prior to travel."

Smith wrote he was offered a $100 voucher by the airline, and noted he eventually flew on a Southwest flight despite the incident.

Southwest Airlines has not officially commented on Smith's claims. They did, however, tweet responses to the New Jersey-born director via their own Twitter account.

"I read every single tweet that comes into this account, and take every tweet seriously," a spokesperson for the airline wrote. "We'll handle @thatkevinsmith issue asap."

Another message was directed at Smith himself. "I'm so sorry for your experience tonight! Hopefully we can make things right."

This isn't the first time Southwest Airlines has faced criticism for their treatment of overweight passengers.

Back in November, a 400-pound San Jose man missed a flight to his uncle's funeral because a Southwest ticket agent said he would need to buy an additional ticket. The flight was fully booked.

"I just wanted to be there for my family," Okamoni Fa told ABC-affiliate KGO-TV in San Francisco.

Smith has discussed his longtime battle with his weight many times in the past, once noting that he once broke a toilet.



Read more: Director Kevin Smith 'too fat' to fly Southwest; 'Clerks' writer/director tweets rage at airline

[Starla]

why can't they just build bigger seats on these planes?? if ppl want to be fat ... it's their choice. this is fat acceptance 101 knowledge. it is wrong to kick fat asses off planes. they are treating them like terrorists now. there's this fat prejudice going on. I tried to go eat chinese last night and some asshole told me not to eat my plate of sesame chicken because it was breaded heavily... i will put what i want in my mouth because it's america.... and it's my damn right to. *rant over*

[Kahlo]

What the fuck is wrong with hating fat people?

[Starla]

nothing i guess.... but it's a little ridiculous that he was thrown off the plane
it's not like he's this gigantic thing that's gonna bring the plane down or suffocate someone in the next seat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...t/kevsmith.jpg

[Kahlo]

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic. I'm still unsure if you are batshit crazy or not.

[Shallowed]

wHATcOLOR to thread.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Kahlo

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic. I'm still unsure if you are batshit crazy or not.

you've spent too much time on the o'board.

[Starla]

i'm gonna go to sleep. i really dgaf he was kicked off that plane, but I do think it's ridiculous. that's america for you. can't be fat and happy here.

[Order 66]

Dude made zack and miri. I don't think I'd piss on his head if it were on fire, much less let him board a flight

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Kahlo

What the fuck is wrong with hating fat people?

exactly.

america is weird, man.