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Old 02-08-2010, 06:05 PM   #1
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Default what do yall think about tanning? (NSFW)




do you think it's dangerous, or do u think ppl (h8rs?) overrate the risk of skin cancer, which is a cancer that is 99% curable n e way?




do u think it is still worth it, even if it is physically harmful?





is 3-4 years of peak-attractiveness worth a few years off ur life? would u rather be a 9 @ 20 and a 3 at 30 or a 7 and a 5?





they say tanning also has some health benefits... like vitamin A, self-confidence etc... would you tan if you were on a desert island, and u knew noone would ever see u again? do u think this girl would?



is she doing it right?




did that girl do it wrong? seems like she got a lot of freckles in the process... what's better, a pale girl with a couple freckles, or a tan girl with a lotta freckles?




what do u think about tan lines? DO or DON'T ? is there rly a universal rule

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:08 PM   #2
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Enjoy your dried up, cancerous, leathery skin at 35, fools.

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:24 PM   #3
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i prefer fair-skinned ladies of wealth, thank you

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:40 PM   #4
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NSFW TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 WHERE IS SPPUNK TO DO HIS JOB

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:44 PM   #5
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Enjoy your dried up, cancerous, leathery skin at 35, fools.
seems like u wrote this reply b4 u even clicked the thread

seems like maybe u realize the benefits of tanning (being a perfect "10", feeling like a perfect "10") and u feel like u need 2 "take tanning down a notch" by reminding everyone that it will make u "even uglier" when you are long since bald and fat @ age 42

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:49 PM   #6
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:54 PM   #7
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this chick seems like she could be 35... mb shes only 27 and is showing the symptons of a former sunbather





how does this picture make u feel?

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 07:12 PM   #9
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I used to tan everyday but I think I quit in time

I think the vampire emo look is more fitting to me and avram's chillwave lifestyle anyway

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 07:55 PM   #10
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:22 PM   #11
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seems like tanning can elevate u to the highest highs or bring u down to the lowest lows of human attractiveness





do y'all think jessica alba has a tan? seems like she might have a lil' one on top of her non-aryan complexion

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:22 PM   #12
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hope u look good when ur old, jessica

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:47 PM   #13
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chicks who tan can be insanely hot or insanely ugly, it really depends on how they do it.

I personally find it very fucking hot if a girl has a nice tan.
Tan lines make me super hard.

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 09:08 PM   #14
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A lot of no wavers still try for that California look but I can tell you of you show up at Seattle chill wave party and you get in the hot tub looking like those girls they'll kick you out in a snap

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 09:46 PM   #15
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yeah

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 10:16 PM   #16
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Tanning can only make you look worse. I will either not notice someone having a tan, or notice and be disgusted. And if you think someone looks hot with a tan, stop fooling yourself, they were already hot.

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 10:45 PM   #17
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MABLAK!

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:19 PM   #18
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I must admit I'm taken aback when I read my posts in Gilbert Gottfried's voice

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:21 PM   #19
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thought provoking

 
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:44 AM   #20
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pants poking

 
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:46 AM   #21
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:48 AM   #22
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:22 AM   #23
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white people should just accept that they are white.

 
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:31 AM   #24
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They're too dumb though

 
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:43 AM   #25
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the more white ppl tan the more white people get cancer. The more white people who get cancer the more white ppl die. The more white ppl die the less ignorance there is in America

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Old 02-09-2010, 04:50 AM   #26
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That first girl's body is identical to my girlfriend's. <3

Also I think I'm in the sick minority whatwhat really likes tan lines. Mmmmm...

 
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:12 AM   #27
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i can dig faint tan lines

 
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:59 PM   #28
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This is making me really, really horny.

 
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Old 02-10-2010, 02:47 AM   #29
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my roommate loves to tan because it makes her feel more attractive and thinner... and she has already said "oh I know I'm gonna start looking like shit later in life because of this, but I don't care."
uhhhhh okay?

 
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Everyone's gonna look like shit later, way I see it. So might as well make the peak higher and the trough lower. Fuck it.

 
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