Things you've wanted to do sexually with your significant other but will never happen - Page 2

Dogfighter28 · 01-31-2010, 06:03 PM

who has that brady quote about getting punched in the face

smashingjj · 01-31-2010, 06:32 PM

hnibos · 01-31-2010, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

spit and prayers.

ok i havent tried the praying part yet. thanks.

Esty · 01-31-2010, 07:39 PM

threesome with her sister.

redbull · 01-31-2010, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

snowballing

not as fun as you'd think

redbull · 01-31-2010, 07:50 PM

pegging seems like it would be fun

hnibos · 01-31-2010, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

snowballing

The term can refer to the man in a heterosexual couple ejaculating into the mouth of a woman, and then receiving his semen back from her

that turns you on?

Blue*Carbonite · 01-31-2010, 10:25 PM

i fucked this guy this weekend and did some light s+m. i forgot to tell him no slapping, and kicked the shit out of his face when he slapped me. whoops

Mo · 01-31-2010, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue*Carbonite

kicked the shit out of his face when he slapped me

Kinky.

Starla · 01-31-2010, 10:53 PM

if I had a significant other I'd want to ________ and then he could _______ and ________. After that I'd ________. Unfortunately I don't have one or I'd __________ and ________ most of the night until the next day. It's just something I've always wanted to do. It's nothing spectacular but ________________________ would be exciting for me.

beef curtains · 01-31-2010, 11:00 PM

butt plug missile assault

redbull · 01-31-2010, 11:01 PM

butt plugs RULE

Blue*Carbonite · 01-31-2010, 11:02 PM

i've been wanting a guy to fuck me with a dildo, but everytime i get the chance i'm like, ahh nevermind just use your cock

duovamp · 01-31-2010, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

if I had a significant other I'd want to have more children and then he could love and raise them. After that I'd finally be happy. Unfortunately I don't have one or I'd cook and love him most of the night until the next day. It's just something I've always wanted to do. It's nothing spectacular but finding a heterolifemate would be exciting for me.

In before edit.

silent1 · 02-01-2010, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esty

threesome with her sister.

ditto. w my ex that is. alcohol made it almost possible once but in order for it to really happen i think i would have had to knock them both out...which would be immoral.

Shallowed · 02-01-2010, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue*Carbonite

i've been wanting a guy to fuck me with a dildo, but everytime i get the chance i'm like, ahh nevermind just use your cock

Don't worry, I'm sure you're not letting him down.

sickbadthing · 02-02-2010, 12:05 AM

Jeez this is kinda tough.

Cut her arm off and fist fuck her with her own severed arm?

That would be hot and freaky.

sickbadthing · 02-02-2010, 12:07 AM

Oh wait wait wait I want to tie up all of my exes and put them in a room and make them watch my father rape their fathers and then make them suck the shit and cum off of my father's dick. Then I'll cut each of their father's arms off and fist fuck them with it.

That would be hot and freaky.

sickbadthing · 02-02-2010, 12:09 AM

And oh yeah I'd make my sig other watch yadda yadda, sexy fantasy.

samuel redman · 03-01-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

The term can refer to the man in a heterosexual couple ejaculating into the mouth of a woman, and then receiving his semen back from her

that turns you on?

yeah

ohnoitsbonnie · 12:43 AM

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...inklephone.gif

hnibos · 03-02-2010, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samuel redman

yeah

i didnt think you had sexual feelings

Pop Tart · 03-02-2010, 12:42 AM

Seeing as how I'm generally repulsed by the entire human race, if I was forced into a relationship at gunpoint, I'd suggest that my significant other take a vow of celibacy.

PS. Those who are interested in snowballing should cut out the middle man and take some tips from the "Peeing into your own mouth" thread.

Mooney · 03-02-2010, 01:15 AM

well, i don't have a significant other, but i've kept on good terms with my two exes so i get to have relations with them whenever they are in town. and since christmas, i've been able to knock three items off my fuck-it list (rhymes with bucket list, aren't i clever): asian, anonymous sex, university freshman (she was eighteen

)

silent1 · 03-02-2010, 01:21 AM

nothing wrong with 18.

Mooney · 03-02-2010, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent1

nothing wrong with 18.

no, but i just turned twenty-six. yikes!

samuel redman · 03-02-2010, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

i didnt think you had sexual feelings

i do believe it or not

pale_princess · 03-02-2010, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent1

ditto. w my ex that is. alcohol made it almost possible once but in order for it to really happen i think i would have had to knock them both out...which would be immoral.

http://www.nndb.com/people/506/00002...rdo3-sized.jpg

killtrocity · 03-02-2010, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esty

threesome with her sister.

Shallowed · 12-26-2012, 07:06 AM

03-01-2010, 11:56 PM	#51
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...inklephone.gif Last edited by ohnoitsbonnie : 03-02-2010 at 12:43 AM.

03-02-2010, 01:15 AM	#54
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	well, i don't have a significant other, but i've kept on good terms with my two exes so i get to have relations with them whenever they are in town. and since christmas, i've been able to knock three items off my fuck-it list (rhymes with bucket list, aren't i clever): asian, anonymous sex, university freshman (she was eighteen ) __________________

12-26-2012, 07:06 AM	#60
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01-31-2010, 06:03 PM	#31
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	who has that brady quote about getting punched in the face

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Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	threesome with her sister.

01-31-2010, 07:50 PM	#36
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	pegging seems like it would be fun

01-31-2010, 10:25 PM	#38
Blue*Carbonite Apocalyptic Poster Location: stand up and tell em you're from pittsburgh Posts: 3,868	i fucked this guy this weekend and did some light s+m. i forgot to tell him no slapping, and kicked the shit out of his face when he slapped me. whoops

01-31-2010, 10:53 PM	#40
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	if I had a significant other I'd want to ________ and then he could _______ and ________. After that I'd ________. Unfortunately I don't have one or I'd __________ and ________ most of the night until the next day. It's just something I've always wanted to do. It's nothing spectacular but ________________________ would be exciting for me.

01-31-2010, 11:00 PM	#41
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	butt plug missile assault

01-31-2010, 11:01 PM	#42
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	butt plugs RULE

01-31-2010, 11:02 PM	#43
Blue*Carbonite Apocalyptic Poster Location: stand up and tell em you're from pittsburgh Posts: 3,868	i've been wanting a guy to fuck me with a dildo, but everytime i get the chance i'm like, ahh nevermind just use your cock

02-02-2010, 12:05 AM	#47
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Jeez this is kinda tough. Cut her arm off and fist fuck her with her own severed arm? That would be hot and freaky.

02-02-2010, 12:07 AM	#48
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Oh wait wait wait I want to tie up all of my exes and put them in a room and make them watch my father rape their fathers and then make them suck the shit and cum off of my father's dick. Then I'll cut each of their father's arms off and fist fuck them with it. That would be hot and freaky.

02-02-2010, 12:09 AM	#49
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	And oh yeah I'd make my sig other watch yadda yadda, sexy fantasy.

03-02-2010, 12:42 AM	#53
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	Seeing as how I'm generally repulsed by the entire human race, if I was forced into a relationship at gunpoint, I'd suggest that my significant other take a vow of celibacy. PS. Those who are interested in snowballing should cut out the middle man and take some tips from the "Peeing into your own mouth" thread.

03-02-2010, 01:21 AM	#55
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	nothing wrong with 18.