Donating Sperm

Ihaguitar · 10-30-2009, 03:07 PM

One thing I wish I'd done as a student to get some extra cash is wank into a cup and hand it to a nurse every couple of weeks.

threetwooneZERO · 10-30-2009, 03:12 PM

Do you get money for donating blood in the US?

yo soy el mejor · 10-30-2009, 03:15 PM

Dogfighter28 · 10-30-2009, 03:19 PM

whoring yourself out and saving the semen doesn't count

Eulogy · 10-30-2009, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

yes

wtf no you don't.

you get a little money for donating plasma though.

duovamp · 10-30-2009, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihaguitar

One thing I wish I'd done as a student to get some extra cash is wank into a cup and hand it to a nurse every couple of weeks.

Totally not worth it.

1. You can't jack off between scheduled visits
2. You have a minimum amount of time you agree to- basically a contract for six months

Basically you can't ever cum one time in a six month period into anything but their cups at their place at their time for half a year. Fuuuuuuck that.

yo soy el mejor · 10-30-2009, 03:25 PM

Eulogy · 10-30-2009, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Totally not worth it.

1. You can't jack off between scheduled visits
2. You have a minimum amount of time you agree to- basically a contract for six months

Basically you can't ever cum one time in a six month period into anything but their cups at their place at their time for half a year. Fuuuuuuck that.

how the hell would they know

Ihaguitar · 10-30-2009, 03:32 PM

Can you get the nurse to do it for you?

Nimrod's Son · 10-30-2009, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

how the hell would they know

Sperm count

hnibos · 10-30-2009, 05:03 PM

raise your hand if you masturbate everyday

hnibos · 10-30-2009, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Totally not worth it.

1. You can't jack off between scheduled visits
2. You have a minimum amount of time you agree to- basically a contract for six months

Basically you can't ever cum one time in a six month period into anything but their cups at their place at their time for half a year. Fuuuuuuck that.

if they told me id be getting 10 g's after this i think i would manage

hnibos · 10-30-2009, 05:04 PM

wait a minute so you cant have sex? i call shenanigans

publius clodius · 10-30-2009, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

raise your hand if you masturbate everyday

i would but it's busy right now

cork_soaker · 10-30-2009, 05:51 PM

cork_soaker · 10-30-2009, 05:52 PM

herrrrr dfrrrrrrrrr

wHATcOLOR · 10-30-2009, 06:14 PM

spoim

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-31-2009, 02:32 AM

I'm due for gibing blood >_>

Shallowed · 10-31-2009, 03:04 AM

Does the procedure actually involve jerking it into a cup?

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-31-2009, 03:10 AM

No they insert a needle into your epididymis

Shallowed · 10-31-2009, 05:46 AM

*fap fap fap fap*

10-30-2009, 03:07 PM	#1
Ihaguitar Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,265	Donating Sperm One thing I wish I'd done as a student to get some extra cash is wank into a cup and hand it to a nurse every couple of weeks.

10-30-2009, 03:25 PM	#7
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: spiceworld Posts: 32,127	wow.

10-30-2009, 05:51 PM	#15
cork_soaker Registered User Location: I've done some drinking with a LOT of professional cyclists (with whom I'm friends) Posts: 7,945	gurr

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yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: spiceworld Posts: 32,127	yes

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Dogfighter28 BEAST JESUS Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 10,000	whoring yourself out and saving the semen doesn't count

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Ihaguitar Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,265	Can you get the nurse to do it for you?

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hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,417	raise your hand if you masturbate everyday

10-30-2009, 05:04 PM	#13
hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,417	wait a minute so you cant have sex? i call shenanigans

10-30-2009, 05:52 PM	#16
cork_soaker Registered User Location: I've done some drinking with a LOT of professional cyclists (with whom I'm friends) Posts: 7,945	herrrrr dfrrrrrrrrr

10-30-2009, 06:14 PM	#17
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,827	spoim

10-31-2009, 02:32 AM	#18
ohnoitsbonnie seratus rupiah Posts: 12,803	I'm due for gibing blood >_>

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Shallowed Minion of Satan Location: gagged and bound to a chair in a serial killer's basement but still having a sense of humour about it. Posts: 9,236	Does the procedure actually involve jerking it into a cup?

10-31-2009, 03:10 AM	#20
ohnoitsbonnie seratus rupiah Posts: 12,803	No they insert a needle into your epididymis

10-31-2009, 05:46 AM	#21
Shallowed Minion of Satan Location: gagged and bound to a chair in a serial killer's basement but still having a sense of humour about it. Posts: 9,236	fap fap fap fap