I was attacked by a parrot and had an accident.

barden · 09-29-2009, 12:38 PM

This story would be so much cooler if those two were related to each other.
But they're not.
Yesterday I greeted a friendly bird with a 'hey there pretty boy' and gave him a little rub on the chest, and all avian hell exploded on my hand, which got wonderfully torn to pieces. I screamed, the bird screamed, feathers flew and hearts broke!
Then today I took a corner, didn't see a guy on a bike till the last second, slammed on brakes and watched him knick the side of my car and crash. The impact wasn't bad but it tore the front of the car off and I had to replace all the fog lights and shit on this crappy Citroen. The guy was in pain, with some serious roasties, but is otherwise okay.

Sigh.

But I have a beautiful women offering me wonderful TLC and I'm happy anyway.

The Jesus · 09-29-2009, 01:10 PM

Your post made me sneeze.

Dogfighter28 · 09-29-2009, 01:32 PM

I can't wait until you walk in on her sucking and fucking bro

hnibos · 09-29-2009, 01:44 PM

sucking and fucking a bro

28if · 09-29-2009, 05:27 PM

good post

Joe · 09-29-2009, 10:06 PM

yeah birds can often be assholes.

Trotskilicious · 09-29-2009, 10:07 PM

sweet a citroen

wHATcOLOR · 09-29-2009, 10:20 PM

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Shallowed · 09-30-2009, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojo jojo

yeah birds can often be assholes.

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09-29-2009, 12:38 PM	#1
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,536	I was attacked by a parrot and had an accident. This story would be so much cooler if those two were related to each other. But they're not. Yesterday I greeted a friendly bird with a 'hey there pretty boy' and gave him a little rub on the chest, and all avian hell exploded on my hand, which got wonderfully torn to pieces. I screamed, the bird screamed, feathers flew and hearts broke! Then today I took a corner, didn't see a guy on a bike till the last second, slammed on brakes and watched him knick the side of my car and crash. The impact wasn't bad but it tore the front of the car off and I had to replace all the fog lights and shit on this crappy Citroen. The guy was in pain, with some serious roasties, but is otherwise okay. Sigh. But I have a beautiful women offering me wonderful TLC and I'm happy anyway.

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09-29-2009, 01:10 PM	#2
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,951	Your post made me sneeze.

09-29-2009, 01:32 PM	#3
Dogfighter28 BEAST JESUS Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 10,000	I can't wait until you walk in on her sucking and fucking bro

09-29-2009, 01:44 PM	#4
hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,417	sucking and fucking a bro

09-29-2009, 05:27 PM	#5
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,446	good post

09-29-2009, 10:06 PM	#6
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,626	yeah birds can often be assholes.

09-29-2009, 10:07 PM	#7
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,970	sweet a citroen

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