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Old 07-08-2009, 08:56 PM   #31
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I've never understood this. You can get a bottle of cheap vodka for 7 dollars.
i've had many a lost night because vodka was so cheap.

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:07 PM   #32
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IT'S LIKE I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE!

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:10 PM   #33
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watching that clip made me out of breath.

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:11 PM   #34
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnLBddzOtk

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:14 PM   #35
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i wish i had a father.

ah, jesus.

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:21 PM   #36
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Man that bitch has the most hilarious crippling addiction ever.

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:23 PM   #37
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allison was the best intervention episode ever. WHAT IS THIS... MENTAL RETARDATION DAY?!

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:25 PM   #38
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you can get high off of keyboard duster?

how did i not know this?


 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:28 PM   #39
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who didnt know that?!

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:31 PM   #40
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< this guy

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:33 PM   #41
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that's crazy, y0.

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:39 PM   #42
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i'm getting slow in my old age.

anything else i could be getting high off i do not know about?

 
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:17 PM   #43
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just keep trying things at random

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:26 AM   #44
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A guy in my dorm died from doing too much airduster.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:50 AM   #45
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Was it you?

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:53 AM   #46
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Unfortunately not.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 09:00 AM   #47
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Unfortunately not.
You're so damn CUTE!

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 09:01 AM   #48
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just keep trying things at random
originally i read this as a response to the first post and i thought it was hilarious

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:03 AM   #49
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every time i read this thread title, i omit the word 'out' by accident.
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:40 AM   #50
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back to the OT:


 
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:46 AM   #51
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you can get high off of keyboard duster?

how did i not know this?

you can do the same thing by breathing into a paper bag.

those dusters use pressurized refrigerant (freon), which has no hallucinogenic properties. it only displaces oxygen.

people are freaking morons who get high like this.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 10:52 AM   #52
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back to the OT:


 
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:32 PM   #53
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wow. ew

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:11 PM   #54
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if I were his friend, I'd never let him live this one down

like, if he ever tried to get mouthy with me, I'd just be all, "whatever, dude. why don't you just go eat out your sister..."

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:18 PM   #55
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get mouthy with yer sister

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:36 PM   #56
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there was an alcoholic on intervention who drank mouthwash. she would buy store-brand, piss-colored mouthwash and chug it. really gross.

i've also heard of people drinking vanilla extract, but that stuff really tastes awful. i took a sip of some once on a dare when i was in high school and it numbed my mouth.
we had a pharmacist that was taking vanilla extract off the shelf and drinking them. We kept finding empty boxes in the trash and had no idea wtf was up.

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:41 PM   #57
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totally an alcoholic. that stuff has something like 16% alcohol by volume

 
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:45 PM   #58
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Can you imagine how awkward Thanksgiving is going to be?

"So, uh... lets eat! "

 
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:09 AM   #59
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the most disturbing part:

drunk on mouthwash

 
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