Man eats out sister in park

[Toast]

Man jailed for sex act with sister in park - The Sarnia Observer - Ontario, CA

A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced to jail-time served and three years probation Tuesday in Sarnia court.

The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act May 4 in the south Christina Street park.

A publication ban was imposed to protect the sister’s identity.

The man doesn’t recall the incident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’s statement.

A family visiting the park about 6:30 p.m. came upon the couple on a park bench, police had reported earlier.

Defence lawyer Robert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrested because he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash.

The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident.

The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse, the lawyer said.

“I can’t imagine it could get any lower,” replied Justice Mark Hornblower, who agreed with McFadden it was a “disgusting” act.

McFadden said the man is ashamed of what he did and has asked his mother and sister for forgiveness.

“I believe the family can work through this,” he said.

The man told the court, ”I am going to have to live with this . . . I need to get help.”

Hornblower sentenced him to the 64 days served in pre-sentence custody and the maximum allowable probation term of three years.

He directed the man to get help for alcohol abuse, including enrolment in a residential treatment centre.

He can have no contact with the witness who reported the incident or his sister, unless the sister gives written consent to a probation officer.

He is also banned from any public park if he has been drinking.

“It’s not for the public to have your problem imposed on them,” Hornblower said.

I wonder what flavor her vag ended up smelling like...

[Mo]

Aren't there cheaper ways to get drunk? Why would you choose mouthwash?

[shannon]

hornblower

[mxzombie]

there was an alcoholic on intervention who drank mouthwash. she would buy store-brand, piss-colored mouthwash and chug it. really gross.

i've also heard of people drinking vanilla extract, but that stuff really tastes awful. i took a sip of some once on a dare when i was in high school and it numbed my mouth.

[shannon]

I'm sure calling them a "couple" made her feel better

[threetwooneZERO]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

there was an alcoholic on intervention who drank mouthwash. she would buy store-brand, piss-colored mouthwash and chug it. really gross.

i've also heard of people drinking vanilla extract, but that stuff really tastes awful. i took a sip of some once on a dare when i was in high school and it numbed my mouth.

i saw that episode...that's was so sad. i felt bad for her young children.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

there was an alcoholic on intervention who drank mouthwash. she would buy store-brand, piss-colored mouthwash and chug it. really gross.

i've also heard of people drinking vanilla extract, but that stuff really tastes awful. i took a sip of some once on a dare when i was in high school and it numbed my mouth.

vanilla extract - real vanilla extract - would be a really expensive way to get your alcohol buzz

[mxzombie]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

vanilla extract - real vanilla extract - would be a really expensive way to get your alcohol buzz

true, but i think what happened was this guy was a "recovering" alcoholic and had some family members or friends who were checking his house for alcohol on a regular basis. so he would get vanilla extract because they wouldn't realize that he was drinking it.

[YSEM]

at least he had minty fresh breath.

[28if]

Threads like this just keep me coming back to netphoria.

[mxzombie]

maybe we'd better stop posting threads like this, guys

[The Jesus]

I don't see why performing oral sex on a sibling is frowned upon.

[YSEM]

it was at the park, dude.

[duovamp]

Hottest thing I've read all day.

[publius clodius]

should it matter legally that she's his sister

[cork_soaker]

mmm

[Dogfighter28]

my dick is turning into a tree

[pale_princess]

amazing! awful. thanks for posting

[AndySlash]

i enjoy performing cunnilingus.

[AndySlash]

alas, i have no sisters.

[Rickpat12]

pics or it didn't happen...and no lie...it probably felt GREAT for her. Getting head when a chick has minty fresh breath kicks ass in my opinion, I bet it's the same the other way around. But did he get head?

[ATS]

the fact that the guy was 38 ruins this story. who wants to hear about old people having sex

[Joe]

the entire time this page was loading i was hoping sister meant black chick.

and i'm sure the fact that it was his sister made no impact on the judge's rulling

[killtrocity]

Originally Posted by Mo

Aren't there cheaper ways to get drunk? Why would you choose mouthwash?

I've never understood this. You can get a bottle of cheap vodka for 7 dollars.

[cork_soaker]

boy is his face red

[I'm Hardcore]

does it say anywhere how old his sister was?

[bardy]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

there was an alcoholic on intervention who drank mouthwash. she would buy store-brand, piss-colored mouthwash and chug it. really gross.

i've also heard of people drinking vanilla extract, but that stuff really tastes awful. i took a sip of some once on a dare when i was in high school and it numbed my mouth.

that was probably one of the saddest interventions ever

the only other weird one ws the girl addicted to keyboard duster

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by bardy

the only other weird one ws the girl addicted to keyboard duster

YES! that was one a couple episodes of intervention that made me tear up. it was so goddamn sad, and thank god she got better in the end.

who the fuck sucks on keyboard duster? and buys a freakin' walmart out of it. christ.

[ravenguy2000]

i could watch this all day

[bardy]

I hate how they put bitterent(sp??) in most of the dusters now. I sprayed off my laptop the other week... typed my little heart out... then went to eat chips or something. The bitterent had gotten on my hands and transferred to my chips. that shit tastes horrible!!