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Tchocky · 07-11-2009, 09:57 PM

Dear advertiser, I am DISGUSTED with the way old people are depicted on television! We are NOT all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs! Many of us are old and bitter, and remember the good old days when TV was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on TV again...Number one: "Bra." Number two: "Horny." Number three: "Family Jewels."

Tchocky · 07-11-2009, 10:01 PM

Hey kids, this is grandpa Murphy!

We have three grandpas already!

This one is a great jazz musician!

Aw, they all are!

Awww, y'see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage, with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', so they don't know what the JAZZ is ALL ABOUT! Y'see, jazz is like a Jello puddin' pop, NO, it's more like Kodak film, NO, it's more like the New Coke, it'll be around forever, HAHAHA.

Ugly · 07-11-2009, 10:06 PM

Hah! Hah! heh..hehhhhh
Oh dear, he his having an out of body experience. This is very... bad for business.

Ugly · 07-11-2009, 10:59 PM

Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive.
It's time to hit him where he lives.
His house?
Bingo!

---
But Bar, we can't show weakness in-front of the Russians
*Gorby mutters something in Russian to his driver, the other guy chuckles*

---
So I thought to myself: what would God do in a situation like this?
Ha ha ha, Loctus.

---
Who, Maude and Me?
No! The boy and the man. The boy's name is Bart, I don't know what the man's name is...

---
He SPANKED you?!
I begged him to stop but he said it was for the good of the country!

Toast · 07-12-2009, 11:04 PM

I can't help but notice how most of these quotes are from seasons 1-9. seasons 1-9 are absolutely amazing and everything after that is total shit and I can't believe such a great show dropped off like it did. Does anyone else remember when they aired on thursday nights?

Tchocky · 07-12-2009, 11:11 PM

Bart, did your dad ever take you to baseball games?

Nah, his game was blackjack. He bet our family's entire life savings on one hand.

*flashback*

19.

Hit me.

20.

Hit me.

21.

Hit me.

22.

D'OH!

Trotskilicious · 07-12-2009, 11:32 PM

AY ES MUY MALO!

AY! NO ES BUENO!

Trotskilicious · 07-12-2009, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Dear advertiser, I am DISGUSTED with the way old people are depicted on television! We are NOT all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs! Many of us are old and bitter, and remember the good old days when TV was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on TV again...Number one: "Bra." Number two: "Horny." Number three: "Family Jewels."

When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or one toothless smile. For shaaaaammmmme.

To the sickos at modern bride magazine.

Ugly · 07-13-2009, 08:45 PM

TV laughs with me, not at me.
*turns on the TV*
Hhahahaha, you stupid-
D'oh!

duovamp · 07-13-2009, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly

Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive.
It's time to hit him where he lives.
His house?
Bingo!

---
But Bar, we can't show weakness in-front of the Russians
*Gorby mutters something in Russian to his driver, the other guy chuckles*

---
So I thought to myself: what would God do in a situation like this?
Ha ha ha, Loctus.

---
Who, Maude and Me?
No! The boy and the man. The boy's name is Bart, I don't know what the man's name is...

---
He SPANKED you?!
I begged him to stop but he said it was for the good of the country!

That episode has to many incredible moments... George Bush calling burgers a weekend thing, Babs saying George Bush Jr. and Jeb Bush were probably looking for letters of recommendation, and of course the Q/A session with Bush after his speech...

samuel redman · 07-13-2009, 10:19 PM

that doll is evil i tell you evillllllll

Ugly · 07-13-2009, 11:26 PM

But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy! What do you mean, "your hands are tied"?! Let me talk to Mr. Kwan.
The phone's not even plugged in!
Alright, you listen to me, Kwan. Hang on, I got another call....Yes, Mr. President! I can be in Washington right away!

Sonic Johnny · 07-14-2009, 12:19 AM

Aurora Borealis?
yes
At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised entirely to your kitchen?
yes
...may i see it?
....no

Ugly · 07-14-2009, 12:36 AM

I've been smiling for 47 years and you two broke my streak!

Tchocky · 07-14-2009, 01:51 AM

Milhouse, you're more like a big sister.

I am NOT! Why does everyone keep saying that?!

publius clodius · 07-14-2009, 02:27 AM

18000 letters, all adressed to Santa Clause

Sonic Johnny · 07-15-2009, 12:32 AM

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves

brendo_91 · 07-15-2009, 01:34 AM

We must move forwards, not backwards... upwards, not forwards... and always twirling, Twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom!

duovamp · 07-15-2009, 12:16 PM

I'm with the shirt! Homework rots!

duovamp · 07-22-2009, 01:55 AM

Gee Homie, it's not very nice to maul Ranger Ned.
YOU WANT SOME O' THIS?!?!

Tchocky · 07-22-2009, 02:27 AM

ARR! It's kind of ye to deliver these copies of "Juggs." They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about 10 minutes.

Look who's talking.

...Yarr.

Tchocky · 07-22-2009, 02:30 AM

I know, the radio will tune them down!

Guuuhhh, disco?
Easy listening?!
Country Western?!
World music?!
Urban Smooth?
Salsa Fusion?!

MonteLDS · 07-24-2009, 07:20 PM

*a crowd is jumping up and down and screaming as U2 plays*
OTTO: Sit down! Sit down! You're ruining it for everyone!"

Trotskilicious · 07-24-2009, 07:46 PM

Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for 27 years!
*Hic* Kill me. *hic* Kill me. *hic* Kill me.

MonteLDS · 07-24-2009, 08:34 PM

Homer: I'd like a beer please
Bartender: Uh, sorry you got to be a pilot to drink in here
Homer: uh, but I am a pilot
Bartender: Where's your uniform?
Homer: Umm.. I stored it safely in the over head compartment
Bartender: Well, you talk the talk. Here's a loaner

Tchocky · 07-26-2009, 02:24 AM

Aw crap, Quebec's got the bomb.

Trotskilicious · 07-26-2009, 03:15 AM

It was the best of times it was the BLURST of times!?

Sonic Johnny · 07-26-2009, 03:19 AM

well except for flatulent fox, that was based on a true story....

Tchocky · 07-26-2009, 09:45 PM

That's Tennis?! Then what's the one where the chicks wail on each other?!

Foxy boxing?

Yeah! That's what I wanted!

Trotskilicious · 07-26-2009, 10:33 PM

Homer I didn't even know you liked the ballet.
Marjorie please! I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew.

07-11-2009, 10:59 PM	#154
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Selections from "Two Bad Neighbours" - one of my top 10 or top 5, underrated ep. Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive. It's time to hit him where he lives. His house? Bingo! --- But Bar, we can't show weakness in-front of the Russians Gorby mutters something in Russian to his driver, the other guy chuckles --- So I thought to myself: what would God do in a situation like this? Ha ha ha, Loctus. --- Who, Maude and Me? No! The boy and the man. The boy's name is Bart, I don't know what the man's name is... --- He SPANKED you?! I begged him to stop but he said it was for the good of the country!

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07-11-2009, 09:57 PM	#151
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Dear advertiser, I am DISGUSTED with the way old people are depicted on television! We are NOT all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs! Many of us are old and bitter, and remember the good old days when TV was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on TV again...Number one: "Bra." Number two: "Horny." Number three: "Family Jewels."

07-11-2009, 10:01 PM	#152
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Hey kids, this is grandpa Murphy! We have three grandpas already! This one is a great jazz musician! Aw, they all are! Awww, y'see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage, with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', so they don't know what the JAZZ is ALL ABOUT! Y'see, jazz is like a Jello puddin' pop, NO, it's more like Kodak film, NO, it's more like the New Coke, it'll be around forever, HAHAHA.

07-11-2009, 10:06 PM	#153
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Hah! Hah! heh..hehhhhh Oh dear, he his having an out of body experience. This is very... bad for business.

07-12-2009, 11:04 PM	#155
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	I can't help but notice how most of these quotes are from seasons 1-9. seasons 1-9 are absolutely amazing and everything after that is total shit and I can't believe such a great show dropped off like it did. Does anyone else remember when they aired on thursday nights?

07-12-2009, 11:11 PM	#156
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Bart, did your dad ever take you to baseball games? Nah, his game was blackjack. He bet our family's entire life savings on one hand. flashback 19. Hit me. 20. Hit me. 21. Hit me. 22. *D'OH!*

07-12-2009, 11:32 PM	#157
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	AY ES MUY MALO! AY! NO ES BUENO!

07-13-2009, 08:45 PM	#159
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	TV laughs with me, not at me. turns on the TV Hhahahaha, you stupid- D'oh!

07-13-2009, 10:19 PM	#161
samuel redman Apocalyptic Poster Location: You're 22 why aren't you free?You're 22 why aren't you free? you're mom and daddy's victory Posts: 4,876	that doll is evil i tell you evillllllll

07-13-2009, 11:26 PM	#162
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy! What do you mean, "your hands are tied"?! Let me talk to Mr. Kwan. The phone's not even plugged in! Alright, you listen to me, Kwan. Hang on, I got another call....Yes, Mr. President! I can be in Washington right away!

07-14-2009, 12:19 AM	#163
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	Aurora Borealis? yes At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localised entirely to your kitchen? yes ...may i see it? ....no

07-14-2009, 12:36 AM	#164
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	I've been smiling for 47 years and you two broke my streak!

07-14-2009, 01:51 AM	#165
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Milhouse, you're more like a big sister. I am NOT! Why does everyone keep saying that?!

07-14-2009, 02:27 AM	#166
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	18000 letters, all adressed to Santa Clause

07-15-2009, 12:32 AM	#167
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves

07-15-2009, 01:34 AM	#168
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,479	We must move forwards, not backwards... upwards, not forwards... and always twirling, Twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom!

07-15-2009, 12:16 PM	#169
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I'm with the shirt! Homework rots!

07-22-2009, 01:55 AM	#170
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Gee Homie, it's not very nice to maul Ranger Ned. YOU WANT SOME O' THIS?!?!

07-22-2009, 02:27 AM	#171
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	ARR! It's kind of ye to deliver these copies of "Juggs." They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about 10 minutes. Look who's talking. ...Yarr.

07-22-2009, 02:30 AM	#172
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	I know, the radio will tune them down! Guuuhhh, disco? Easy listening?! Country Western?! World music?! Urban Smooth? Salsa Fusion?!

07-24-2009, 07:20 PM	#173
MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,850	a crowd is jumping up and down and screaming as U2 plays OTTO: Sit down! Sit down! You're ruining it for everyone!"

07-24-2009, 07:46 PM	#174
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for 27 years! Hic Kill me. hic Kill me. hic Kill me.

07-24-2009, 08:34 PM	#175
MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,850	Homer: I'd like a beer please Bartender: Uh, sorry you got to be a pilot to drink in here Homer: uh, but I am a pilot Bartender: Where's your uniform? Homer: Umm.. I stored it safely in the over head compartment Bartender: Well, you talk the talk. Here's a loaner

07-26-2009, 02:24 AM	#176
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Aw crap, Quebec's got the bomb.

07-26-2009, 03:15 AM	#177
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	It was the best of times it was the BLURST of times!?

07-26-2009, 03:19 AM	#178
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	well except for flatulent fox, that was based on a true story....

07-26-2009, 09:45 PM	#179
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	That's Tennis?! Then what's the one where the chicks wail on each other?! Foxy boxing? *Yeah! That's* what I wanted!**

07-26-2009, 10:33 PM	#180
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Homer I didn't even know you liked the ballet. Marjorie please! I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew.