itt random simpsons references - Page 4

Trotskilicious · 07-08-2009, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. YOU'RE out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth?! You want the truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a PILE OF GOO that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!

god i fucking love this one

"What the hell are you talking about!?"
"I don't know."

Trotskilicious · 07-08-2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

They've been dubbed the Three Musketeers... hahahaha... And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

They're testing whether ants can sort tiny screws in a zero gravity environment.

Trotskilicious · 07-08-2009, 03:35 PM

HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!

wounded · 07-08-2009, 04:32 PM

Homer: Hey, I earn that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.

Marge: Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around "Googling" your own name until lunch.

Homer [gasps]: Who told you that?

Marge: You shouted it while we were making love!

publius clodius · 07-08-2009, 04:34 PM

I HAD MUSTARD?!

MonteLDS · 07-08-2009, 07:17 PM

Dr Hibert: Your wife agreed that I should break this to you

Homer: No need doc I can read Marge like a book

*zoom in on Marge sad face*

Homer: Wooooo- It's good news isn't it!

Trotskilicious · 07-08-2009, 07:36 PM

Can I have a lolly too?

No, Bart. I have something even better for you: a rubella inoculation!

Ugly · 07-08-2009, 07:43 PM

Hello, everybody. I'm Archie Bell, and I'm also the Drells. I've got a new song called "Tighten Up," and this is the music you tighten up with!
*dah dah dah da da dum dum dah! dah dah dah da da dum dum dah!*
*Crowd groans painfully and walks away*
Hey, what's-a matter you? You crazy kid, you chasing away my bus-a-ness, eh?
Buzz off, Giuseppe!
A-Pepe, go for the face!
Oooh-oooh-ahhh-ahhh!!
Ahhhhhhhh!!
*Monkey attacks Teen Homer, he falls back yet continues to play*
*dah dah dah da da dum dum dah! dah dah dah da da dum dum dah!*

MonteLDS · 07-08-2009, 10:11 PM

*Boonie and Clyde are being shot to death*
Marge (as Bonnie): I think we should see other people.
*Camera zooms out to Wiggum shooting at the couple*
Marge: Say Officer, I like how you handle that gun
Police Chief Wiggum (as southern sheriff): Thanks, I like the way you take a bullet, ha.
Homer (as Clyde): Hey Back off she's my girl
Police Chief Wiggum: Darn just my luck

Ugly · 07-08-2009, 10:54 PM

This is a conceptual nightmare. I mean, Nathan Detroit would never wear this. And this song isn't even in the show!
I don't need this, I got 75 shortcakes to strawberry. Now get out there, Luke!

Ugly · 07-09-2009, 06:49 PM

Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down. I'm Joe Namath.
It was just vapor lock...vapor lock...vapor lock...

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 04:39 PM

MILPOOL.....

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 04:54 PM

Marge: I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people. Remember how you got Grandpa tarred and feathered?
Bart: Sure, that was 20 minutes ago.
Abe: Gonna be in the tub for a while...

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 05:00 PM

Bart: Well I guess that explains everything...
Homer: NOT everything. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.
Mod: Um, I'm right here.
Homer: Oh, I see. ...Then everything is wrapped up in a NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE.

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 05:20 PM

*Maude

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 05:20 PM

(idiot)

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 05:26 PM

Well, touche.

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 05:26 PM

I was thinking of you, my mod in shining armor.

ATS · 07-10-2009, 05:37 PM

Stinking, Rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul
New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 05:52 PM

Long before the Superdome
where the Saints of football play
there was a city that the damned call home
hear their hellish roundelay

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 05:52 PM

Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...

We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 05:53 PM

We're talkin' Hooooooomeeeeer *dun dun* Ozzie and the Straaaaaw...

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 05:54 PM

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!!!!

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 05:54 PM

PITT. THE. ELDER.
LOOORDD PALLLMERSTON
PITT. THE. ELDER.
LOOOORRRDD PAAALLLMMMERRRSTON.
PITT. THE. ELDER.
*knocks out wade boggs*
Way to go Barney. *scoff* Pitt the Elder
LOOOOOOOORRRRRD PALLLMERSSTON!!!

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 05:54 PM

that's season 3 btw duo you fucknut

duovamp · 07-10-2009, 07:36 PM

We talked about how much I love that episode like 4 times before, you balderbrained jackaninny.

Ugly · 07-10-2009, 08:06 PM

No noise usually means no bees...TO THE BEE MOBILE!
You mean your Chevy?
....yes.

Ugly · 07-10-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

burns and smithers sitting on stands at hulabalooza:

"fantastic smithers! look at all these (some crazy burns analogy here). And to think you laughed when i bought ticketmaster. *smithers voice* nobody's going to pay a 150% service charge!"

It ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2009, 08:10 PM

it gets 75 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
what country is this from?
it no longer exists

Ugly · 07-10-2009, 08:12 PM

PUT IT IN "H"!

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07-08-2009, 03:35 PM	#93
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!

07-08-2009, 04:32 PM	#94
wounded Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,773	Homer: Hey, I earn that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump. Marge: Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around "Googling" your own name until lunch. Homer [gasps]: Who told you that? Marge: You shouted it while we were making love!

07-08-2009, 04:34 PM	#95
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	I HAD MUSTARD?!

07-08-2009, 07:17 PM	#96
MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,850	Dr Hibert: Your wife agreed that I should break this to you Homer: No need doc I can read Marge like a book zoom in on Marge sad face Homer: Wooooo- It's good news isn't it!

07-08-2009, 07:36 PM	#97
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Can I have a lolly too? No, Bart. I have something even better for you: a rubella inoculation!

07-08-2009, 07:43 PM	#98
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Hello, everybody. I'm Archie Bell, and I'm also the Drells. I've got a new song called "Tighten Up," and this is the music you tighten up with! dah dah dah da da dum dum dah! dah dah dah da da dum dum dah! Crowd groans painfully and walks away Hey, what's-a matter you? You crazy kid, you chasing away my bus-a-ness, eh? Buzz off, Giuseppe! A-Pepe, go for the face! Oooh-oooh-ahhh-ahhh!! Ahhhhhhhh!! Monkey attacks Teen Homer, he falls back yet continues to play dah dah dah da da dum dum dah! dah dah dah da da dum dum dah!

07-08-2009, 10:11 PM	#99
MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,850	Boonie and Clyde are being shot to death Marge (as Bonnie): I think we should see other people. Camera zooms out to Wiggum shooting at the couple Marge: Say Officer, I like how you handle that gun Police Chief Wiggum (as southern sheriff): Thanks, I like the way you take a bullet, ha. Homer (as Clyde): Hey Back off she's my girl Police Chief Wiggum: Darn just my luck

07-08-2009, 10:54 PM	#100
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	This is a conceptual nightmare. I mean, Nathan Detroit would never wear this. And this song isn't even in the show! I don't need this, I got 75 shortcakes to strawberry. Now get out there, Luke!

07-09-2009, 06:49 PM	#101
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down. I'm Joe Namath. It was just vapor lock...vapor lock...vapor lock...

07-10-2009, 04:39 PM	#102
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	MILPOOL.....

07-10-2009, 04:54 PM	#103
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Marge: I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people. Remember how you got Grandpa tarred and feathered? Bart: Sure, that was 20 minutes ago. Abe: Gonna be in the tub for a while...

07-10-2009, 05:00 PM	#104
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Bart: Well I guess that explains everything... Homer: NOT everything. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife. Mod: Um, I'm right here. Homer: Oh, I see. ...Then everything is wrapped up in a NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE.

07-10-2009, 05:20 PM	#105
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	*Maude

07-10-2009, 05:20 PM	#106
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	(idiot)

07-10-2009, 05:26 PM	#107
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Well, touche.

07-10-2009, 05:26 PM	#108
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I was thinking of you, my mod in shining armor.

07-10-2009, 05:37 PM	#109
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	Stinking, Rotten, vomiting, vile New Orleans Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank New Orleans

07-10-2009, 05:52 PM	#110
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Long before the Superdome where the Saints of football play there was a city that the damned call home hear their hellish roundelay

07-10-2009, 05:52 PM	#111
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Well Mr. Burns had done it, The power plant had won it, With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile... We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw. We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

07-10-2009, 05:53 PM	#112
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	We're talkin' Hooooooomeeeeer dun dun Ozzie and the Straaaaaw...

07-10-2009, 05:54 PM	#113
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!!!!

07-10-2009, 05:54 PM	#114
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	PITT. THE. ELDER. LOOORDD PALLLMERSTON PITT. THE. ELDER. LOOOORRRDD PAAALLLMMMERRRSTON. PITT. THE. ELDER. knocks out wade boggs Way to go Barney. scoff Pitt the Elder LOOOOOOOORRRRRD PALLLMERSSTON!!!

07-10-2009, 05:54 PM	#115
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	that's season 3 btw duo you fucknut

07-10-2009, 07:36 PM	#116
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	We talked about how much I love that episode like 4 times before, you balderbrained jackaninny.

07-10-2009, 08:06 PM	#117
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	No noise usually means no bees...TO THE BEE MOBILE! You mean your Chevy? ....yes.

07-10-2009, 08:10 PM	#119
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	it gets 75 hectares on a single tank of kerosene what country is this from? it no longer exists

07-10-2009, 08:12 PM	#120
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	PUT IT IN "H"!