itt random simpsons references - Page 3

Ugly · 07-04-2009, 09:18 PM

Hey, you mugs! Thinkin' ain't drinkin'!
*whips Lenny and Carl with his dishrag as they start to drink quickly*

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2009, 09:20 PM

otto: *sees marge holding up the back of the school bus* oh man, what am is smoking? oh yeah! pot.

Ugly · 07-04-2009, 09:25 PM

That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back -- which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God's sake!

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2009, 09:29 PM

For bonus points: The "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins/Homer Simpson, smiling politely" joke was originally written for another 90s alt-rock musician who refused to be in the episode. For 1 point, who was it? And for 2 points, how did the joke go?

Ugly · 07-04-2009, 09:32 PM

Courtney Love.

The joke was...shit..."Courtney Love." "Homer...." I can't remember his full response "Gassy" "Happy" "Hungry"

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2009, 09:37 PM

Homer Flattered. Good shit.

Ugly · 07-04-2009, 10:56 PM

"Mr. President, this tax reform is nothing but a bunch of partisan rhetoric..."
"OOH! OOHH! AHHH!! AHHH!!!"
"Heh heh heh. That's what you get for not Hailing to the Chimp!"

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2009, 11:00 PM

*runaway log with lisa's head on it crushes Kentucky Fried Panda*
Homer: *cries* It was finger ling-ling good!

fluxequalsrad · 07-05-2009, 02:13 AM

sonic youth said they would bail on the episode if courtney was involved, and strangely enough the simpsons sided with the youth.. could have been a matt groening endorsement.. who knows..

Sonic Johnny · 07-05-2009, 02:18 AM

And Pearl Jam didn't want in cause of the Ticketmaster joke.

Trotskilicious · 07-05-2009, 03:56 AM

SONIC YOUTH IS EATING MY WATERMELON

duovamp · 07-05-2009, 12:19 PM

I've had it up to here with these damn rickets.

Trotskilicious · 07-05-2009, 12:22 PM

Well, well, well. If it isn't the tooth fairy.

duovamp · 07-06-2009, 01:27 AM

You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
Oh yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.

Shallowed · 07-06-2009, 01:56 AM

*Homer climbs out of a crater, glowing*

"Must destroy mankind...!"

*Homer's watch beeps*

"Ooh, lunch time"

Shallowed · 07-06-2009, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

And Pearl Jam didn't want in cause of the Ticketmaster joke.

What was the Ticketmaster joke?

Tchocky · 07-06-2009, 01:57 AM

Lisa: I think it's ironic that dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.

Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, dad's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic ga...

Marge: BART!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Homer: Look at all those stupid people. I paid my taxes over a year ago!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

My name is Jeff Albertson. But everyone calls me "comic book guy."

duovamp · 07-06-2009, 04:07 PM

Sure, I might offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

duovamp · 07-06-2009, 04:08 PM

So far nearly everything I've posted is something I say randomly while drunk.

Trotskilicious · 07-06-2009, 08:06 PM

Mr. Simpson, do you drink?

I enjoy a snifter or two of port at christmas.

Ugly · 07-06-2009, 08:19 PM

"You mean it ate Patrick too?"
"It ate everybody."
"What about Erika?"
"It! Ate! Everybody! Stupid!"

Trotskilicious · 07-06-2009, 08:22 PM

What the hell was that!? I could pull a better cartoon out of my a-a-hey hey kids! Wasn't that cartoon great!!!????

Shapan · 07-06-2009, 08:58 PM

only who can prevent forest fires?
you pressed you, referring to me. that is incorrect. the correct answer, is you.

Ugly · 07-06-2009, 09:12 PM

ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I'M ALL OUTTA ICE-CREAM! It's true, you know.

samuel redman · 07-06-2009, 11:41 PM

good god what a timeless show

Tchocky · 07-07-2009, 12:07 AM

Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. YOU'RE out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth?! You want the truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a PILE OF GOO that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!

Sonic Johnny · 07-07-2009, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

What was the ticketmaster joke?

burns and smithers sitting on stands at hulabalooza:

"fantastic smithers! look at all these (some crazy burns analogy here). And to think you laughed when i bought ticketmaster. *smithers voice* nobody's going to pay a 150% service charge!"

fluxequalsrad · 07-07-2009, 01:06 AM

and pearl jam had a problem with this joke...why?

duovamp · 07-07-2009, 03:13 AM

They've been dubbed the Three Musketeers... hahahaha... And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

duovamp · 07-08-2009, 03:03 PM

An evening with Philip Glass. Just an evening?!

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07-04-2009, 09:18 PM	#61
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Hey, you mugs! Thinkin' ain't drinkin'! whips Lenny and Carl with his dishrag as they start to drink quickly

07-04-2009, 09:20 PM	#62
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	otto: sees marge holding up the back of the school bus oh man, what am is smoking? oh yeah! pot.

07-04-2009, 09:25 PM	#63
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back -- which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God's sake!

07-04-2009, 09:29 PM	#64
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	For bonus points: The "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins/Homer Simpson, smiling politely" joke was originally written for another 90s alt-rock musician who refused to be in the episode. For 1 point, who was it? And for 2 points, how did the joke go?

07-04-2009, 09:32 PM	#65
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Courtney Love. The joke was...shit..."Courtney Love." "Homer...." I can't remember his full response "Gassy" "Happy" "Hungry"

07-04-2009, 09:37 PM	#66
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	Homer Flattered. Good shit.

07-04-2009, 10:56 PM	#67
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	"Mr. President, this tax reform is nothing but a bunch of partisan rhetoric..." "OOH! OOHH! AHHH!! AHHH!!!" "Heh heh heh. That's what you get for not Hailing to the Chimp!"

07-04-2009, 11:00 PM	#68
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	runaway log with lisa's head on it crushes Kentucky Fried Panda Homer: cries It was finger ling-ling good!

07-05-2009, 02:13 AM	#69
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	sonic youth said they would bail on the episode if courtney was involved, and strangely enough the simpsons sided with the youth.. could have been a matt groening endorsement.. who knows..

07-05-2009, 02:18 AM	#70
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	And Pearl Jam didn't want in cause of the Ticketmaster joke.

07-05-2009, 03:56 AM	#71
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	SONIC YOUTH IS EATING MY WATERMELON

07-05-2009, 12:19 PM	#72
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I've had it up to here with these damn rickets.

07-05-2009, 12:22 PM	#73
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Well, well, well. If it isn't the tooth fairy.

07-06-2009, 01:27 AM	#74
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny. Oh yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.

07-06-2009, 01:56 AM	#75
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	Homer climbs out of a crater, glowing "Must destroy mankind...!" Homer's watch beeps "Ooh, lunch time"

07-06-2009, 01:57 AM	#77
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Lisa: I think it's ironic that dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death. Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, dad's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic ga... Marge: BART! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Homer: Look at all those stupid people. I paid my taxes over a year ago! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ My name is Jeff Albertson. But everyone calls me "comic book guy."

07-06-2009, 04:07 PM	#78
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Sure, I might offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

07-06-2009, 04:08 PM	#79
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	So far nearly everything I've posted is something I say randomly while drunk.

07-06-2009, 08:06 PM	#80
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Mr. Simpson, do you drink? I enjoy a snifter or two of port at christmas.

07-06-2009, 08:19 PM	#81
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	"You mean it ate Patrick too?" "It ate everybody." "What about Erika?" "It! Ate! Everybody! Stupid!"

07-06-2009, 08:22 PM	#82
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	What the hell was that!? I could pull a better cartoon out of my a-a-hey hey kids! Wasn't that cartoon great!!!????

07-06-2009, 08:58 PM	#83
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	only who can prevent forest fires? you pressed you, referring to me. that is incorrect. the correct answer, is you.

07-06-2009, 09:12 PM	#84
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I'M ALL OUTTA ICE-CREAM! It's true, you know.

07-06-2009, 11:41 PM	#85
samuel redman Apocalyptic Poster Location: You're 22 why aren't you free?You're 22 why aren't you free? you're mom and daddy's victory Posts: 4,876	good god what a timeless show

07-07-2009, 12:07 AM	#86
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. YOU'RE out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth?! You want the truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a PILE OF GOO that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!

07-07-2009, 01:06 AM	#88
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	and pearl jam had a problem with this joke...why?

07-07-2009, 03:13 AM	#89
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	They've been dubbed the Three Musketeers... hahahaha... And we laugh legitimately. There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

07-08-2009, 03:03 PM	#90
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	An evening with Philip Glass. Just an evening?!