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Old 04-07-2011, 09:25 AM   #601
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Let's see. Tide........Cheer..........Bold........Biz........ Fab..........All..........Gain.........Wisk. I believe today I will try.....Bold.

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:27 AM   #602
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We got Skinner's underpants! We got Skinner's underpants! Hur hur hur hur!
I'll just buy a new pair! (checks wallet) No I won't. I needed those.

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:28 AM   #603
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HEY YAWL DON'T HAVE THEM PUBLIC TERLITS ANYMORE DO YA?
WHERE DO I GET MY GRENADES AT?

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:42 AM   #604
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Old 04-07-2011, 11:16 AM   #605
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Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles. becoming a cop is NOT something that happens overnight. It takes a solid weekend of training to get that badge!
Crazy Guy: FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE!! WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKING GUNS?!!
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Crazy Guy: I've have it up to HERE with your "RULES!!"

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:00 PM   #606
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Yay!!! Pepito the biggest cat in the whole wide world!! <3

That Wiggum one is so goddamn good...

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:22 PM   #607
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i just love those one off throw away jokes that end up sticking, pepito is def. one of them. i laughed uncontrollably when i saw that the first time. Part of it is Krusty's enthusiasm introducing him, I think.

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:34 PM   #608
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Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:35 PM   #609
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SHERRY BOBBINS, I NEED ANOTHER BEER!

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:39 PM   #610
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Life is just one crushing disappointment after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 02:02 PM   #611
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Homer: Your old meat made me sick!
Apu: I'm so sorry. ::gives Homer bucket of shrimp:: Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
Homer: :: picks one up, smells it:: This shrimp isn't frozen! And it smells funny!
Apu: ::throws in another bucket:: Ok, ten pounds.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

::Scene switches to ambulance truck::

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 02:06 PM   #612
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Woo-hoo! Cheap meat! oMMMF.

Expired 1986. I love that. Homer eating bad food is hysterical. I watched the commentary they said it was basically one of the writers that would push for that specifically. Like the GLORIOUS hero sandwich aside. "Duff Gardens hoo-rah!" *passes out on the horn*

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 02:07 PM   #613
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Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!

Homer I found this behind the heater, I think you should throw it away.
Suggestion noted.

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 02:21 PM   #614
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Hahaha, I couldn't agree more

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 02:32 PM   #615
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Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 02:33 PM   #616
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Well, well, well. If it isn't the tooth fairy.

 
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Old 04-07-2011, 03:47 PM   #617
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One of my favorite episodes of all time is "Rosebud," and I can't find the clip I'm looking for, where Homer gets whipped by the executioner while he's walking around a gear and turning it and then he says to the executioner "After lunch, can I whip you?" and the guy says "Nope." and then Homer's like "Aww, no fair!" And then the view travels upward to a rotating display of desserts or whatever and Lenny and Carl are walking by it and Lenny goes "Hmm, I wonder what makes it turn" and Carl goes "Who cares?"

 
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:42 AM   #618
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I would have to say that Homer's Enemy is my all time favourite episode ever.

WELL I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR SAFETY GLOVES, BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP-

 
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Old 04-08-2011, 08:51 AM   #619
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Lisa: "Nuke the Whales?"
Nelson: I dunno... gotta nuke somethin'!

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 10:34 AM   #620
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Linguo dead?

Linguo is dead

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 12:07 PM   #621
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Homer: It may not be a boy, it could be anything that distracts you... high stakes poker, the santa fe lifestyle... just pick a dead end and chill out until you die

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 12:21 PM   #622
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Maybe you could become Homer Jr. The kids could call you Hoju.

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 12:37 PM   #623
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Satan (Flanders): I give you the jury of the damned! Benedict Arnold! Lizzie Borden! Richard Nixon...
Richard Nixon: But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.
Satan (Flanders): Hey listen, I did a favor for you!
Richard Nixon: Yes, Master.
Satan (Flanders): John Wilkes Booth! Blackbeard the Pirate! John Dillinger! And the entire starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:05 PM   #624
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Arr. This chair be high, says I.

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 10:05 PM   #625
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Arr, i've got some customers. Call me back, Ishmael!

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:32 AM   #626
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Arr! 90 sea chanteys on three compact discs!

Blow the man down, mateys! Blow the man down!

Row, row, row your boat!

In the Navy!

Come on and join your fellow man! Buy now and get a BONUS CD, Horn Pipe Fever! YAAARRR!

 
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