I CAST THEE OUT!!!

threetwooneZERO · 07-03-2009, 12:59 AM

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

DENTAL PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!

threetwooneZERO · 07-03-2009, 12:59 AM

duovamp · 07-03-2009, 01:03 AM

Stuperous funker.

Joe · 07-03-2009, 01:24 AM

homer: you can go to the best college money can buy in south carolina

lisa: i will not be a game cock

homer: go gamecocks!

fluxequalsrad · 07-03-2009, 02:20 AM

Stan Lee: Hold it son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure?
Nerd: AHHHH, but Batman only fits in my Batmobile.
Stan Lee: Ha-are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly. [stuffs The Thing into the Batmobile] Look he's fitting right now.
Nerd: AHHHH you broke my Batmobile!
Stan Lee: Broke... or made it better?

Joe · 07-03-2009, 02:21 AM

this is the actual outfit worn by george lucas while directing star wars i added the pregnancy panels

MeAndMyLlama · 07-04-2009, 01:27 AM

floor feels a little gritty here....

yeah, we ran out of floorboards so we just painted the dirt.. Pretty Clever!

Trotskilicious · 07-04-2009, 01:28 AM

go on homer. we don't judge here.

Well. Ok. Here goes: yesterday i was so desperate for a beer i went to the ball park and ate the dirt under the bleachers

(collective gasp)

I CAST THEE OUT!!!

Thaniel Buckner · 07-04-2009, 01:30 AM

hey

where on the internet can i go for a good, easily accessible, no commitment simpsons binge?

duovamp · 07-04-2009, 01:31 AM

No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris peace accord.

duovamp · 07-04-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

hey

where on the internet can i go for a good, easily accessible, no commitment simpsons binge?

Welcome to Watch The Simpsons Online - FREE!

It is a beautiful thing. (protip: stick to Seasons 4-10 for quality lulz)

Thaniel Buckner · 07-04-2009, 01:36 AM

hey

i know what seasons are good

fuck off.

(thank you)

Trotskilicious · 07-04-2009, 01:54 AM

season three is good

duovamp · 07-04-2009, 01:56 AM

Say that to my face, Trots. I dare you.

Thaniel Buckner · 07-04-2009, 02:01 AM

yeah i would definitely give it a broader arc of 3-12.

1-2 is just family friendly shit.

duovamp · 07-04-2009, 10:04 AM

I'll accept 3-12. The closer to the middle the better though. Like 5-9. Oh baby that's the creamy center.

Also "I stole it from that Borgnine guy..."

Sonic Johnny · 07-04-2009, 10:22 AM

Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

Skradgee · 07-04-2009, 11:56 AM

so i says to Mabel, i says

beef curtains · 07-04-2009, 12:01 PM

crikey, he's got me by the dangle doo

beef curtains · 07-04-2009, 12:02 PM

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

deadaswarhol · 07-04-2009, 12:26 PM

aye, that's handsome pete! he dances for nickels!

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-04-2009, 01:04 PM

purple is a fruit.

duovamp · 07-04-2009, 01:43 PM

Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it? Ah my goodness I'll be right up. Homer, I gotta go upstairs, there's a problem. Someone ate part of my lunch.

SlingeroGuitaro · 07-04-2009, 02:04 PM

geech gone'ta heaven!

Piggy · 07-04-2009, 03:59 PM

zeroforahero · 07-04-2009, 07:06 PM

"the bread was..."

"ruff"

"oh, youve been saying that all day..."

"chewey?"

zeroforahero · 07-04-2009, 07:08 PM

homer: "and maybe that talking coyote was just that talking dog"

dog: "hi homer. find your soulmate"

homer: "wait a second, theres not such thing as a talking dog!"

dog: "woof. woof"

homer: "damn straight!"

Ugly · 07-04-2009, 08:45 PM

"All aboard, boys, I've been waiting for you!"
"Now I'll tell you, that doesn't make a lick of sense!"
"I know. Just get on the bus."
"Second pedal, clutch ... wait, wait, I'll get it!"
"Give it some gas, Grandpa!"
"Oh, quiet, Jody, you're not helping..."

Mo · 07-04-2009, 08:59 PM

I'm an intense Care Bear..!

neopryn · 07-04-2009, 09:08 PM

Homer: "You people have held me back long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
Bart: "I don't think any of us expected him to say that."

07-04-2009, 01:28 AM	#38
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	go on homer. we don't judge here. Well. Ok. Here goes: yesterday i was so desperate for a beer i went to the ball park and ate the dirt under the bleachers (collective gasp) I CAST THEE OUT!!!

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07-03-2009, 12:59 AM	#31
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,896	LISA NEEDS BRACES! DENTAL PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!

07-03-2009, 01:03 AM	#33
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Stuperous funker.

07-03-2009, 01:24 AM	#34
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	homer: you can go to the best college money can buy in south carolina lisa: i will not be a game cock homer: go gamecocks!

07-03-2009, 02:20 AM	#35
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	Stan Lee: Hold it son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure? Nerd: AHHHH, but Batman only fits in my Batmobile. Stan Lee: Ha-are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly. [stuffs The Thing into the Batmobile] Look he's fitting right now. Nerd: AHHHH you broke my Batmobile! Stan Lee: Broke... or made it better?

07-03-2009, 02:21 AM	#36
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	this is the actual outfit worn by george lucas while directing star wars i added the pregnancy panels

07-04-2009, 01:27 AM	#37
MeAndMyLlama Location: Is this the rest of our lives? Posts: 2,880	floor feels a little gritty here.... yeah, we ran out of floorboards so we just painted the dirt.. Pretty Clever!

07-04-2009, 01:30 AM	#39
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	hey where on the internet can i go for a good, easily accessible, no commitment simpsons binge?

07-04-2009, 01:31 AM	#40
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris peace accord.

07-04-2009, 01:36 AM	#42
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	hey i know what seasons are good fuck off. (thank you)

07-04-2009, 01:54 AM	#43
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	season three is good

07-04-2009, 01:56 AM	#44
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Say that to my face, Trots. I dare you.

07-04-2009, 02:01 AM	#45
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	yeah i would definitely give it a broader arc of 3-12. 1-2 is just family friendly shit.

07-04-2009, 10:04 AM	#46
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I'll accept 3-12. The closer to the middle the better though. Like 5-9. Oh baby that's the creamy center. Also "I stole it from that Borgnine guy..."

07-04-2009, 10:22 AM	#47
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

07-04-2009, 11:56 AM	#48
Skradgee Boardcaster Location: reporting live Posts: 3,720	so i says to Mabel, i says

07-04-2009, 12:01 PM	#49
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	crikey, he's got me by the dangle doo

07-04-2009, 12:02 PM	#50
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I wash myself with a rag on a stick

07-04-2009, 12:26 PM	#51
deadaswarhol Apocalyptic Poster Location: and I just felt something when I saw her that day at Kroger Posts: 2,513	aye, that's handsome pete! he dances for nickels!

07-04-2009, 01:04 PM	#52
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,758	purple is a fruit.

07-04-2009, 01:43 PM	#53
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it? Ah my goodness I'll be right up. Homer, I gotta go upstairs, there's a problem. Someone ate part of my lunch.

07-04-2009, 02:04 PM	#54
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	geech gone'ta heaven!

07-04-2009, 03:59 PM	#55
Piggy Ownz Location: No, you can't do that. Posts: 902

07-04-2009, 07:06 PM	#56
zeroforahero Amish Rake Fighter Location: anywhere but here Posts: 14	"the bread was..." "ruff" "oh, youve been saying that all day..." "chewey?"

07-04-2009, 07:08 PM	#57
zeroforahero Amish Rake Fighter Location: anywhere but here Posts: 14	homer: "and maybe that talking coyote was just that talking dog" dog: "hi homer. find your soulmate" homer: "wait a second, theres not such thing as a talking dog!" dog: "woof. woof" homer: "damn straight!"

07-04-2009, 08:45 PM	#58
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	"All aboard, boys, I've been waiting for you!" "Now I'll tell you, that doesn't make a lick of sense!" "I know. Just get on the bus." "Second pedal, clutch ... wait, wait, I'll get it!" "Give it some gas, Grandpa!" "Oh, quiet, Jody, you're not helping..."

07-04-2009, 08:59 PM	#59
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	I'm an intense Care Bear..!

07-04-2009, 09:08 PM	#60
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	Homer: "You people have held me back long enough. I'm going to clown college!" Bart: "I don't think any of us expected him to say that."