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Old 08-15-2009, 03:58 AM   #301
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300 cubits, give or take.
EXACTLY 300!

 
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:47 PM   #302
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Hazy like the MOORS OF SCOTLAND?!
Yes, exactly!

 
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Old 08-15-2009, 07:47 PM   #303
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Marge, you know how bashful I am. I can't say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl! Teeheeteeheehee.

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 12:13 AM   #304
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It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:39 PM   #305
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No...bear want to live!

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:41 PM   #306
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Default setting... crush.. kill.. destroy.
*Robot begins to strangle Skinner.*
Children, help! He's...killing me!
Yaaaaaaay!

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:22 PM   #307
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We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.

We call it the Good Morning Burger.

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:26 PM   #308
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Muha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Where is the RENT? I must have the RENT! Dollars, dimes, and nickles, I need them all right nooooowwwwwwwww....

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:27 PM   #309
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Krusty Brand Pregnancy Test
(warning: may cause birth defects)

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:28 PM   #310
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Yes that clock gets incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in.

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:29 PM   #311
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Yes that clock gets incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in.
hah, i've always loved that one

 
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Old 08-17-2009, 11:37 PM   #312
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Dad, who watches T.V. at 3 a.m.?

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners...

~~~~~~~~~~~later, after the Mr. Plow ad has aired~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well John Q. Driveway has our number. Now, we play the waiting game!









Aw, the waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

 
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:24 AM   #313
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Not sure if I used this one already, but I just love Moe's delivery on it so what the hell:

Damn! They're very... slowly... getting away...
They're headin' for the old mill!
No we're not!
Well... let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider!

 
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:35 AM   #314
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- it is a candy dish, ned. ninety dollar!
- well, i guess you could put a lot of nice things in there...
- no, just candy! ninety dollar!

 
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:54 AM   #315
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Disco Stu doesn't advertise...

 
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Old 08-18-2009, 02:23 PM   #316
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Not sure if I used this one already, but I just love Moe's delivery on it so what the hell:

Damn! They're very... slowly... getting away...
They're headin' for the old mill!
No we're not!
Well... let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider!
you shoulda spelled it "cidah"

 
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Old 08-24-2009, 11:52 AM   #317
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Homer steals candy at a candy convention and everyone starts chasing him. Homer stops at the exit, kicks a Buzz Cola machine to get a can of pop, rips the tab off with his teeth, and puts the packet over the can and shakes it. "See you in hell, candy boys!" he calls, lobbing it into the crowd. Homer continues to run in slow motion and the doors shattering behind him with the force of the fiery blast.

 
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Old 08-24-2009, 12:18 PM   #318
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it's not funny. people were killed during that scene.

 
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Old 08-24-2009, 07:39 PM   #319
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I'm sure your macaroons are scrumptious, Marge, but I've seen this man turn down brownies. Honest to goodness, brownies!

 
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Old 08-24-2009, 07:40 PM   #320
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AAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! PU-MA PRIDE! PU-MA PRIDE! Catch the fever, Skinner!

 
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Old 08-24-2009, 11:43 PM   #321
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I see you've played knifey-spoony before

 
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Old 08-24-2009, 11:55 PM   #322
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Dollary-doos.

 
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:11 AM   #323
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I'd a called 'em chazzwozzers

 
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:13 AM   #324
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I was just gonna say that one!!

 
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Old 09-01-2009, 04:10 PM   #325
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Old 09-01-2009, 04:49 PM   #326
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duff man says a lot of things...oh yea!

 
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Old 09-01-2009, 08:51 PM   #327
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:22 AM   #328
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Did you hear somethin'?
No?
Hm. Did I?
I don't know.

 
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Old 09-02-2009, 01:21 AM   #329
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Duffman can NEVER DIE! Only the ACTORS who PLAY HIM!

OH YEAH!

 
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:23 AM   #330
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Nice jacket Scowy, it makes you look like a homosexual.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1
oho. Maybe all of you are homosexuals, too.

 
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