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Brazilian Blouselord
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300 cubits, give or take.
EXACTLY 300! |
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Hazy like the MOORS OF SCOTLAND?!
Yes, exactly! |
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Immortal
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Marge, you know how bashful I am. I can't say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl! Teeheeteeheehee.
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#304 |
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Brazilian Blouselord
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It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
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Immortal
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No...bear want to live!
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Immortal
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Default setting... crush.. kill.. destroy.
*Robot begins to strangle Skinner.* Children, help! He's...killing me! Yaaaaaaay! |
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Banned
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We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.
We call it the Good Morning Burger. |
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Muha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Where is the RENT? I must have the RENT! Dollars, dimes, and nickles, I need them all right nooooowwwwwwwww....
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#309 |
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Banned
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Krusty Brand Pregnancy Test
(warning: may cause birth defects) |
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Banned
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Yes that clock gets incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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#312 |
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Minion of Satan
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Dad, who watches T.V. at 3 a.m.?
Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners... ~~~~~~~~~~~later, after the Mr. Plow ad has aired~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well John Q. Driveway has our number. Now, we play the waiting game! Aw, the waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos! |
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#313 |
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Not sure if I used this one already, but I just love Moe's delivery on it so what the hell:
Damn! They're very... slowly... getting away... They're headin' for the old mill! No we're not! Well... let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider! |
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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- it is a candy dish, ned. ninety dollar!
- well, i guess you could put a lot of nice things in there... - no, just candy! ninety dollar! |
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Disco Stu doesn't advertise...
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Banned
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you shoulda spelled it "cidah"
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*sigh*
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Homer steals candy at a candy convention and everyone starts chasing him. Homer stops at the exit, kicks a Buzz Cola machine to get a can of pop, rips the tab off with his teeth, and puts the packet over the can and shakes it. "See you in hell, candy boys!" he calls, lobbing it into the crowd. Homer continues to run in slow motion and the doors shattering behind him with the force of the fiery blast.
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#318 |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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it's not funny. people were killed during that scene.
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I'm sure your macaroons are scrumptious, Marge, but I've seen this man turn down brownies. Honest to goodness, brownies!
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Immortal
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AAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! PU-MA PRIDE! PU-MA PRIDE! Catch the fever, Skinner!
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I see you've played knifey-spoony before
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Dollary-doos.
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Demi-God
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I'd a called 'em chazzwozzers
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#324 |
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Brazilian Blouselord
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I was just gonna say that one!!
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Socialphobic
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duff man says a lot of things...oh yea!
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Immortal
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#328 |
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Did you hear somethin'?
No? Hm. Did I? I don't know. |
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#329 |
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Minion of Satan
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Duffman can NEVER DIE! Only the ACTORS who PLAY HIM!
OH YEAH! |
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Banned
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Nice jacket Scowy, it makes you look like a homosexual.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1 oho. Maybe all of you are homosexuals, too. |
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