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Old 06-17-2009, 12:53 AM   #31
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homework!

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:53 AM   #32
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ooo! I have one:

University Bureaucracy


- Hello, I am a University Counselor, and I don't know fuck about what your University program is doing for your future. On top of that, I will do my best to ensure that you have as difficult a time as possible completing your module by changing course numbers and making sure that your program requirements are difficult to understand. Of course, despite all your education being highly ambiguous to your choice of career, it is now of utmost importance that you suck your professors cock so that you can graduate in the top tier of your class or else you shall be excluded from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs. Are you having a problem with a grad-school application? fuck if I can help you! Despite the fact that my job requires a heavy resume of post-secondary education, I do not know shit about pointing anyone in the right direction let alone what post-grad programs are looking for!

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:00 AM   #33
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I have an HSA plan too...
but I have a $3000 deductable....

but I don't have monthly prescriptions (yet) so it's a good deal for me. I have about 4,000 in my bank account from my company contibutions over the past year and a half (I have had a lot of doctors appts and bloodwork done lately which is going to cost me... but my insurance pays 100% preventative which is what a lot of that crap is coded)

you can't use your HSA to pay for your chiropractor? I was under the impression you could use it for whatever medical reasons you wanted... even benedyrl or lasik or something.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:02 AM   #34
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I have an HSA plan too...
but I have a $3000 deductable....

but I don't have monthly prescriptions (yet) so it's a good deal for me. I have about 4,000 in my bank account from my company contibutions over the past year and a half (I have had a lot of doctors appts and bloodwork done lately which is going to cost me... but my insurance pays 100% preventative which is what a lot of that crap is coded)

you can't use your HSA to pay for your chiropractor? I was under the impression you could use it for whatever medical reasons you wanted... even benedyrl or lasik or something.

i can but since it just started, there's not really any money in the account (there was some but i used it on one chiropractor appt)

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:06 AM   #35
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don't waste your money on a chiropractor - sure it feels good right away, but if you are just stretch regularly and stay active back pain can be conquered over time. plus a sack of weed a week only costs $30.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:45 AM   #36
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sometimes i really want someone to pop my back. that's when a bf would come in handy. oh wells.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:13 AM   #37
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I hate cancer and the fact it attacks people who have done nothing to warrant their bodies to be stricken with the disease.
my grandmother died of lung cancer and never smoked anything a day in her life...

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 03:28 AM   #38
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I hate cancer and the fact it attacks people who have done nothing to warrant their bodies to be stricken with the disease.
This ain't no moral disease for fucks sake.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 03:47 AM   #39
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re: Autopay insurance... I dunno what bank you have, but both of my banks (Wells Fargo and WaMu/Chase) allow you to send free checks online and set them up to auto send to an address. So.. set that up.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 03:53 AM   #40
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redbull seeing Banana in public and not kicking his ass

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 05:25 AM   #41
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yeah but if you have a wife and/or kids, you might see it differently around that age. at least that's what i'm imagining
doubtful

life sucks

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 08:59 AM   #42
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I hate A and the fact it attacks people who have done nothing to warrant their bodies to be stricken with the disease.
ever heard of dealing with the cards you've been dealt little buddy?

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:42 AM   #43
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work sucks.

bills suck.

paying for gasoline sucks.

not being able to see chris as much as i would like sucks.

friends who break into your house to crash while you're gone for the weekend sucks.

grocery shopping sucks.

headaches suck.

my brother moving away sucks. but he's moving for a really great job, so that sucks less for him.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 10:45 AM   #44
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whatever. grocery shopping rules. i could browse around looking at food for hours.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:04 PM   #45
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I'm currently learning this shit during slow hours at work. Meh.


 
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:09 PM   #46
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looks boring. im trying to finish this damn paper before i head to work. this sucks.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:15 PM   #47
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people who bitch about things like cancer suck.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:57 PM   #48
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I'm currently learning this shit during slow hours at work. Meh.

is that title trying to be ironic?

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:04 PM   #49
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I'm not sure yet.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:31 PM   #50
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being put in handcuffs for no reason

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:05 PM   #51
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waiting for water to boil would have to be one of the most boring and frustrating exercises known to man.

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:51 PM   #52
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i can but since it just started, there's not really any money in the account (there was some but i used it on one chiropractor appt)
ah... yeah... once the money starts to build up it'll seem like more of a deal. also you can contribute your own money to your HSA as well--from your pay check, I believe.. it's pre-tax so you would be saving money that way as well.

I am probably going to switch to an HMO or something if I ever get pregnant, but the HSA stuff is a good deal if you are relatively healthy

 
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Old 06-17-2009, 10:01 PM   #53
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waiting for water to boil would have to be one of the most boring and frustrating exercises known to man.
get a kettle and find something else to do jeez

 
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:54 AM   #54
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i just checked my work email to see if there have been any recent major happenings that i should know about, and my supervisor sent me a recorded call from like two weeks ago where i said "whatever" to a customer who was being a petulant bitch. apparently the dude called back and made a stink about it just to get me in trouble.

i have no idea what i'll face tomorrow but...whatever.

 
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:16 AM   #55
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is that title trying to be ironic?
i don't think so. all the oracle books i see here at work look a lot bigger. luckily i've never had to read any.

 
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:12 AM   #56
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get a kettle and find something else to do jeez
dude, that's exactly it. I use a kettle to boil water for coffee etc, fucking takes forever.
life would be far easier if i somehow magically needed to take a shit every time i made coffee. this would solve my problem.

 
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:14 AM   #57
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life would be far easier if i somehow magically needed to take a shit every time i made coffee. this would solve my problem.
a cup of coffee always works for me

 
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:16 AM   #58
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you might suggest a plane ticket to Panama so we can re-create havoc

 
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:23 AM   #59
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that would be awesome. if my life's savings at this point amounted to more than $35, then i might have suggested it. we could run wild, it's like the old west over here.

 
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:35 AM   #60
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next time man

 
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