Post here and I'll tell you what I think of you

[Luke de Spa]

If I'm in a good mood I'll throw in a free fortune telling.

[Shallowed]

You dislike me.

[Travis Meeks]

Luke, I woke up with a huuuuuge boner.

[Travis Meeks]

woah, A/V triple combo

[Mo]

Hello.

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

You dislike me.

Correct. I'd like you to post less, read more. You need to learn how to behave appropriately here. Maybe you're just young and you'll improve over time. I hope so. Harping on incessantly about that guy whose girlfriend has problems having sex has been tedious to witness. You're on my ignore list now.

I have no idea what you'll end up doing for a living, but I see you as being a Michael Scott kind of character. Only not the boss.

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

Luke, I woke up with a huuuuuge boner.

I have to admit that I was a little disappointed when I saw in the quote code above that it wasn't wHATcOLOR. Nevertheless, you're a swell guy, and you're much better at hiding your creepy tendencies than that friend of yours. I forget his username. I Ate My Hamster? Anyway, nice work; subterfuge is high art in the world of wooing.

Your future probably involves statutory rape.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

im waiting for costco to open.

[publius clodius]

i know my faults. i do appreciate you doing this though.

[cork_soaker]

curious about the fortune telling, so i hope you're in a good mood

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by antipop

Hello.

Hi. I've held a neutral position with regard to you in the past, but lately you seem to have become more opinionated or something and it's gotten on my nerves more than once. I can't think of any specific examples but I think it's generally been Eurocentric/anti-American waffling. If you like, I'll point it out the next time you do it.

Your future is in IT-related middle management, unless you go to university and retrain. If you do not, I foresee a cry-for-help suicide attempt before the age of 30.

[Luke de Spa]

So you all know, I intend for this to be the opposite of Shannon's thread. (Honest, that is, not unrelentingly negative. Although I guess that depends on who replies.)

[shannon]

>_<

i was honest!

[Gish08]

ok.

[ChristHimself!]

posting

[vanilla]

Hello

[sppunk]

I want to eat one of your pizzas. And your cock.

[Eulogy]

oh hey

[Mooney]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...y/download.jpg

[Trotskilicious]

a/s/l

[hnibos]

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

im waiting for costco to open.

You're a funny guy, but I have to admit that I know almost nothing about you. I can't recall ever seeing you offer a serious opinion about anything, and that's probably to your credit. Pockets of the internet such as this, I'm increasingly coming to believe, aren't worth wasting mental effort upon.

For some reason I have this mental picture of you living in your parents' basement, coming and going as you please, usually to acquire fresh supplies of beer and potato chips. This is likely inaccurate. If so, consider it my prophetic gift to you.

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by publius clodius

i know my faults. i do appreciate you doing this though.

You don't need to stop drinking if it makes you honest. You do need to stop pandering to ryan patrick and acting as if you have access to objective truth about music. Otherwise, you seem like a pretty smart chap, and significantly less deluded than other boarders of a similar age. That must be nice.

I have no idea what your pursuits in life amount to so am reluctant to speculate on your future. Consider a career in the sciences.

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by shannon

>_<

i was honest!

You were, shall we say, diplomatic. I can't help but feel that your version of this thread type gave a boost to all the terrible newbie-types who've spawned here over the past year or so, so that's a black mark on your record. Nevertheless, I like you; you like beer. And... what else? I find myself at something of a loss.

Consider becoming a guidance counsellor or a therapist. People need to kid themselves into being confident in order to get by, and you seem to have a knack for aiding that. I hope you have a happy life.

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by Gish08

ok.

I have some vague idea that you're a bit of a know-it-all goon who's not liked very well, but beyond that you haven't really registered.

You're going to do some low-level political volunteering at some point and will manifest the unfortunate combination of overzealousness and lack of understanding. You will endear yourself to similar types who've made it higher up the food chain. Everyone else will just wish that you'd shut up.

[Luke de Spa]

Time to sleep. We'll continue this carnival of positivity tomorrow.

[publius clodius]

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

acting as if you have access to objective truth about music

honestly, i don't do this. just a few nights ago i had an almost violent argument about this with someone. apart from not believing in objective truth in general, i'm a fervent supporter of the idea that taste shapes quality for any individual individually

mozart is not somehow intrinsically better than linkin park

i do however appreciate people broadening their horizons, something that doesn't happen often enough on this board these days

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

Time to sleep. We'll continue this carnival of positivity tomorrow.

but dammit i don't wanna wait

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by publius clodius

mozart is not somehow intrinsically better than linkin park

banana03 is that you?

[agenda suicide]

this will be nothing short of entertaining