Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim

The Jesus · 05-29-2009, 06:57 AM

Quote:

A man grabbed a live swan by the neck and used it as a weapon to attack his opponent during an altercation by the bank of a river in Munich. Thankfully, the swan escaped unhurt.

A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

He and a friend had been drinking on the bank of the river Isar in Munich when they spotted Steven L., a tourist from the eastern German state of Brandenburg, and chose to take offense at the man's eastern accent.

They hurled abuse at him, shouting: "Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you."

After they had finished using the swan to hit the easterner, they went on to hurl bottles and even a barbecue filled with red-hot coals at their victim, who managed to escape with minor injuries.

Animal Cruelty: Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International

I'd have thought that a swan would be quite unwieldly. If it was me I'd have been on the lookout for a Mallard duck, or maybe a large Coot.

severin · 05-29-2009, 07:25 AM

not so pure anymore, swan, eh?

Mo · 05-29-2009, 08:23 AM

Ah, drunk Bavarians..

Shallowed · 05-29-2009, 08:31 AM

THANK GOODNESS THE SWAN WAS OKAY.

ravenguy2000 · 05-29-2009, 08:58 AM

shannon · 05-29-2009, 09:49 AM

I wouldn't think that getting hit with a swan would hurt, really...

I'm shocked that they didn't just bust out laughing afterwards.

"dude, fuck you!!"

*man picks up swan*

"what the fuck are you doing with that swan?!"

*swings swan*

"did you just hit me with a fucking swaaan??!!"

*laughter ensues*

cork_soaker · 05-29-2009, 09:58 AM

a swan is a filthy animal

Mo · 05-29-2009, 10:25 AM

- Can you describe it to me?
- It's about, uh, two foot tall. Um, long slender neck.
- Yeah.
- Kind of orange and black bill.
- Anything else?
- Well... it's a swan.

shannon · 05-29-2009, 10:37 AM

I don't think I'd swant to get in a fight with that guy

cork_soaker · 05-29-2009, 11:01 AM

just plain fowl

shannon · 05-29-2009, 11:06 AM

can't he see that this type of behavior just isn't going to fly?

hnibos · 05-29-2009, 11:10 AM

mustve not swung really hard. id imagine the neck would have broke with one good hit.

also, would his sentence have been worse if the swan died?

publius clodius · 05-29-2009, 11:15 AM

reminds me of

stripcreator : SeanCasey : Eyesbomb's Trip to America

agenda suicide · 05-29-2009, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shannon

I wouldn't think that getting hit with a swan would hurt, really...

swans are pretty big. I can imagine it hurting if you were hit with enough force.

Mo · 05-29-2009, 02:08 PM

Apparently they can break a man's arm.

Kahlo · 05-29-2009, 03:04 PM

well this is badass

JokeyLoki · 05-29-2009, 03:04 PM

We need an MS Paint re-creation of this scene...

Kahlo · 05-29-2009, 03:09 PM

I'm already jaded. I want someone to use an elephant as a weapon, and after that a blue whale.

Joe · 05-29-2009, 03:43 PM

that guy is a pain in the neck

that is fucking hardcore tho

agenda suicide · 05-29-2009, 06:18 PM

I love how no one has mentioned that bottles and a grill with hot coals in it were thrown at the man too.

duovamp · 05-29-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

just plain fowl

Thread winner right here.

Rickpat12 · 05-29-2009, 08:51 PM

ATS · 05-29-2009, 09:08 PM

fan uses live zwan to beat up victim

Shallowed · 05-30-2009, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

We need an MS Paint re-creation of this scene...

http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/p...ppets/swan.jpg

Mo · 05-30-2009, 02:54 AM

You really have too much time on your hands, don't you?

ohnoitsbonnie · 05-30-2009, 02:54 AM

That's not too shabby man

fluxequalsrad · 05-30-2009, 03:06 AM

nice paint, but like... doesn't give me much I don't already know.

Shallowed · 05-30-2009, 03:44 AM

You guys can't appreciate TR00 ART.

publius clodius · 05-30-2009, 05:59 AM

really tho, this thread should be about discrimination of east germans

publius clodius · 05-30-2009, 06:49 AM

would you think it's funny if a white guy beat up a black guy for being a black guy, swan or not

05-29-2009, 08:58 AM	#5
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	del

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05-29-2009, 07:25 AM	#2
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	not so pure anymore, swan, eh?

05-29-2009, 08:23 AM	#3
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	Ah, drunk Bavarians..

05-29-2009, 08:31 AM	#4
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	THANK GOODNESS THE SWAN WAS OKAY.

05-29-2009, 09:49 AM	#6
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,231	I wouldn't think that getting hit with a swan would hurt, really... I'm shocked that they didn't just bust out laughing afterwards. "dude, fuck you!!" man picks up swan "what the fuck are you doing with that swan?!" swings swan "did you just hit me with a fucking swaaan??!!" laughter ensues

05-29-2009, 09:58 AM	#7
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	a swan is a filthy animal

05-29-2009, 10:25 AM	#8
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	- Can you describe it to me? - It's about, uh, two foot tall. Um, long slender neck. - Yeah. - Kind of orange and black bill. - Anything else? - Well... it's a swan.

05-29-2009, 10:37 AM	#9
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,231	I don't think I'd swant to get in a fight with that guy

05-29-2009, 11:01 AM	#10
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	just plain fowl

05-29-2009, 11:06 AM	#11
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,231	can't he see that this type of behavior just isn't going to fly?

05-29-2009, 11:10 AM	#12
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	mustve not swung really hard. id imagine the neck would have broke with one good hit. also, would his sentence have been worse if the swan died?

05-29-2009, 11:15 AM	#13
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	reminds me of stripcreator : SeanCasey : Eyesbomb's Trip to America

05-29-2009, 02:08 PM	#15
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	Apparently they can break a man's arm.

05-29-2009, 03:04 PM	#16
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,539	well this is badass

05-29-2009, 03:04 PM	#17
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,305	We need an MS Paint re-creation of this scene...

05-29-2009, 03:09 PM	#18
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,539	I'm already jaded. I want someone to use an elephant as a weapon, and after that a blue whale.

05-29-2009, 03:43 PM	#19
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	that guy is a pain in the neck that is fucking hardcore tho

05-29-2009, 06:18 PM	#20
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,117	I love how no one has mentioned that bottles and a grill with hot coals in it were thrown at the man too.

05-29-2009, 08:51 PM	#22
Rickpat12 Apocalyptic Poster Location: GUITAR PICK? Posts: 3,398

05-29-2009, 09:08 PM	#23
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	fan uses live zwan to beat up victim

05-30-2009, 02:54 AM	#25
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	You really have too much time on your hands, don't you?

05-30-2009, 02:54 AM	#26
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	That's not too shabby man

05-30-2009, 03:06 AM	#27
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,275	nice paint, but like... doesn't give me much I don't already know.

05-30-2009, 03:44 AM	#28
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	You guys can't appreciate TR00 ART.

05-30-2009, 05:59 AM	#29
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	really tho, this thread should be about discrimination of east germans

05-30-2009, 06:49 AM	#30
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	would you think it's funny if a white guy beat up a black guy for being a black guy, swan or not