When girls fail to tell you they are insane

Joe · 05-22-2009, 01:48 PM

i mean come on girls whats the deal with this?

i has hanging out with this girl and everything was fine for the first few hours, untill she gets incredibly pissed off at me because i am 'too nice' to her. we are talking really pissed off.

i mean i would expect such a reaction if i called her mother a whore, or i fucked her sister or something, but all of a sudden she just flips because i'm too nice. anyway i dont think i will be seeing her again. the last girl i went out with was also insane...i mean she told me she was up front and i was cool with it, i mean who isnt a little bit insane, but all she ever did was say she was sorry for things she imagined hurt my feelings.

i'm really starting to think there are no sane girls out there.

SlingeroGuitaro · 05-22-2009, 01:52 PM

i started dating a girl- everything was swell until i started getting busy with work and other things. she would text me 40 times telling me she was done and didnt trust where i was and left threatening voice messages. i would call her back and she would be crying about needing xanax and whatever else she could think of.. then it turns out she's boinking some other dude and says 'sorry, you stopped buying me things.'

ive never been so excited in my life

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-23-2009, 01:19 PM

that's not bad

vanilla · 05-23-2009, 01:53 PM

You're probably right.

YSEM · 05-23-2009, 03:14 PM

im pretty sane.

Travis Meeks · 05-24-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlingeroGuitaro

i started dating a girl- everything was swell until i started getting busy with work and other things. she would text me 40 times telling me she was done and didnt trust where i was and left threatening voice messages. i would call her back and she would be crying about needing xanax and whatever else she could think of.. then it turns out she's boinking some other dude and says 'sorry, you stopped buying me things.'

ive never been so excited in my life

how old is she?

hnibos · 05-24-2009, 10:18 AM

im going to guess 19

publius clodius · 05-24-2009, 10:31 AM

one of the most vile stereotypes

28if · 05-24-2009, 10:44 AM

I think it's less that they are often "insane" as much as it is over-emotional and kind of dumb. It's a scary combination. Lots of guys are like that too though.

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-24-2009, 10:51 AM

i think it's less that they're over emotional and kind of dumb, as much as it is that they won't let you put you d inside them.

i'm looking at you 28if

28if · 05-24-2009, 10:53 AM

my girl is neither over emotional or dumb.

Gossamer · 05-24-2009, 01:36 PM

yes she is

SlingeroGuitaro · 05-24-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

how old is she?

26

she's got terrible emotional issues. says she's been cheated on and lied to in EVERY relationship she's been in, but the more I got to know her the more I realized that she created this alternate truth and found ways to justify all of HER lies and her concept of 'cheating.' she cannot stand to be alone, she's addicted to sex. she got married after knowing a guy for 2 months. the marriage lasted 6 months and she left. she's still technically married. she told herself she wasnt going to sleep with or date anyone for a year after she left her husband. it didnt last a week.

toyschoketoys · 05-24-2009, 01:43 PM

I am dating/semi seeing a19 yr old and to be honest i sit and think to myself 'what the fuck am i doing' I had only spilt with an amazing girl a few weeks before and the two of them couldnt be more different.
But yeah they are all on crack in their own special little ways

Thaniel Buckner · 05-24-2009, 01:49 PM

is that the cutie in the braces in the pic thread?

toyschoketoys · 05-24-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

is that the cutie in the braces in the pic thread?

ah no no, she is an ex a kiwi, really nice girl but we never really matched sexually

topleybird · 05-24-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SlingeroGuitaro

'sorry, you stopped buying me things.'

It would be totally worth it to strike up a relationship with someone with the sole intention of being able to break things off a few weeks later with this line.

fluxequalsrad · 05-24-2009, 09:14 PM

I prefer my crazy-girlfriend's to be the "racked with guilt"-type who are overly apologetic, verses the overly-dramatic type who have incredibly high expectations for any relationship.

topleybird - 1979 posts ohmygawd.

pale blue eyes · 05-24-2009, 09:15 PM

Some men like their bitches crazy and I would think the element of surprise would be more appreciated. Hmph!

topleybird · 05-24-2009, 10:35 PM

Flux, more like racked with a rack amiright

Amiright

fluxequalsrad · 05-24-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by topleybird

Flux, more like racked with a rack amiright

Amiright

awhhh yeeeah!

Joe · 05-24-2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

It would be totally worth it to strike up a relationship with someone with the sole intention of being able to break things off a few weeks later with this line.

i can just imagine the dude killing himself now.

duovamp · 05-25-2009, 12:03 AM

I always wanted to befriend someone, become really involved, then on a trip to a local lake or pond, push that person in, screaming "IT WAS ALL FOR THIS!" then run away.

Joe · 05-25-2009, 12:25 AM

one of my good friends was going out with this guy friend of mine, and one day her dads band was playing in town, and she wanted him to go with her to see them, and he was like, i just want to fuck you, i'm not hanging out with you, and they where going out for like 4 months, and we did the math and they never did anything together that wasnt with our group of friends, the joke was on him though cause she was only fucking him cause he was older than her.

kinda proves my point again.

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-25-2009, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlingeroGuitaro

26

she's got terrible emotional issues. says she's been cheated on and lied to in EVERY relationship she's been in, but the more I got to know her the more I realized that she created this alternate truth and found ways to justify all of HER lies and her concept of 'cheating.' she cannot stand to be alone, she's addicted to sex. she got married after knowing a guy for 2 months. the marriage lasted 6 months and she left. she's still technically married. she told herself she wasnt going to sleep with or date anyone for a year after she left her husband. it didnt last a week.

i'll take two.

I'm Hardcore · 05-25-2009, 06:32 AM

last girl that i dared to try things on with told me the same thing

"you're too nice Matt".

shannon · 05-25-2009, 07:51 AM

I just don't understand it when girls that say they don't want a guy that is "too nice", but then are shocked and appalled when the "asshole" they started seeing fucks them over

I'm Hardcore · 05-25-2009, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shannon

I just don't understand it when girls that say they don't want a guy that is "too nice", but then are shocked and appalled when the "asshole" they started seeing fucks them over

i know right?

call me bitter, but get this. She originally turned me down (for said reason) and ended up dating some 26 year old dude. All he wanted was sex, ended up fucking her over, making her miserable blah blah.

you'd think she would learn her lesson by chasing "bad boys"? Nah. Next, she pursues some douchebag that she works with. This guy is such a hot-shot. Childrens television presenter. They've been on a few dates. Just this past weekend, i bumped into this guy at a party, with his girlfriend.

Karma is a concept that I'm cool with.

Shallowed · 05-25-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

i know right?
This guy is such a hot-shot. Childrens television presenter.

Which show/presenter?

I'm Hardcore · 05-25-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

Which show/presenter?

used to be on Sticky TV i think

05-22-2009, 01:48 PM	#1
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	When girls fail to tell you they are insane i mean come on girls whats the deal with this? i has hanging out with this girl and everything was fine for the first few hours, untill she gets incredibly pissed off at me because i am 'too nice' to her. we are talking really pissed off. i mean i would expect such a reaction if i called her mother a whore, or i fucked her sister or something, but all of a sudden she just flips because i'm too nice. anyway i dont think i will be seeing her again. the last girl i went out with was also insane...i mean she told me she was up front and i was cool with it, i mean who isnt a little bit insane, but all she ever did was say she was sorry for things she imagined hurt my feelings. i'm really starting to think there are no sane girls out there. __________________ sunshine is days away i won't be saved i know all the words

05-25-2009, 12:25 AM	#24
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	one of my good friends was going out with this guy friend of mine, and one day her dads band was playing in town, and she wanted him to go with her to see them, and he was like, i just want to fuck you, i'm not hanging out with you, and they where going out for like 4 months, and we did the math and they never did anything together that wasnt with our group of friends, the joke was on him though cause she was only fucking him cause he was older than her. kinda proves my point again. __________________ sunshine is days away i won't be saved i know all the words

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05-22-2009, 01:52 PM	#2
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	i started dating a girl- everything was swell until i started getting busy with work and other things. she would text me 40 times telling me she was done and didnt trust where i was and left threatening voice messages. i would call her back and she would be crying about needing xanax and whatever else she could think of.. then it turns out she's boinking some other dude and says 'sorry, you stopped buying me things.' ive never been so excited in my life

05-23-2009, 01:19 PM	#3
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	that's not bad

05-23-2009, 01:53 PM	#4
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	You're probably right.

05-23-2009, 03:14 PM	#5
YSEM Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,271	im pretty sane.

05-24-2009, 10:18 AM	#7
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	im going to guess 19

05-24-2009, 10:31 AM	#8
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	one of the most vile stereotypes

05-24-2009, 10:44 AM	#9
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	I think it's less that they are often "insane" as much as it is over-emotional and kind of dumb. It's a scary combination. Lots of guys are like that too though.

05-24-2009, 10:51 AM	#10
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i think it's less that they're over emotional and kind of dumb, as much as it is that they won't let you put you d inside them. i'm looking at you 28if

05-24-2009, 10:53 AM	#11
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	my girl is neither over emotional or dumb.

05-24-2009, 01:36 PM	#12
Gossamer Apocalyptic Poster Location: We got it like three quarters of the way in whilst on vacation last week. Minor success. Unfortunately she is leaving for England in a couple of days. Posts: 3,832	yes she is

05-24-2009, 01:43 PM	#14
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,823	I am dating/semi seeing a19 yr old and to be honest i sit and think to myself 'what the fuck am i doing' I had only spilt with an amazing girl a few weeks before and the two of them couldnt be more different. But yeah they are all on crack in their own special little ways

05-24-2009, 01:49 PM	#15
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	is that the cutie in the braces in the pic thread?

05-24-2009, 09:14 PM	#18
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	I prefer my crazy-girlfriend's to be the "racked with guilt"-type who are overly apologetic, verses the overly-dramatic type who have incredibly high expectations for any relationship. topleybird - 1979 posts ohmygawd.

05-24-2009, 09:15 PM	#19
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Some men like their bitches crazy and I would think the element of surprise would be more appreciated. Hmph!

05-24-2009, 10:35 PM	#20
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	Flux, more like racked with a rack amiright Amiright

05-25-2009, 12:03 AM	#23
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I always wanted to befriend someone, become really involved, then on a trip to a local lake or pond, push that person in, screaming "IT WAS ALL FOR THIS!" then run away.

05-25-2009, 06:32 AM	#26
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	last girl that i dared to try things on with told me the same thing "you're too nice Matt".

05-25-2009, 07:51 AM	#27
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218	I just don't understand it when girls that say they don't want a guy that is "too nice", but then are shocked and appalled when the "asshole" they started seeing fucks them over