Adultery/socially immoral sexual relationship thread.

the mahatma · 05-16-2009, 10:34 AM

hey, so i'm waxing an engaged girl's ass on the regular now.

she's 19, her fiancee is 39. he doesn't fulfill her sexually or emotionally. i do both such things.

should i feel bad about this/does anyone have a related story?

duovamp · 05-16-2009, 11:06 AM

The only problem here is that she's marrying this guy. Get her to leave the geezer. 19? Jesus fucking shit man, she shouldn't be engaged, even if she were 24 I'd think both she and the guy are fucked up. Shut that marriage down.

duovamp · 05-16-2009, 11:18 AM

ATS · 05-16-2009, 11:24 AM

you should definitely not break up her marriage... the sex will only be betterw hen she is cheating on her husband instead of fiancee. a 39 year old guy should know what hes doing with a 19 year old, he doenst need any babysitting from you

YSEM · 05-16-2009, 01:38 PM

yeah srsly, cut it out, y0

wHATcOLOR · 05-16-2009, 01:42 PM

sounds like a good way to get shot

YSEM · 05-16-2009, 01:47 PM

yeah seriously. i used to be one of those girls... ya know.. no consideration for the significant other and all that shit. ive also been cheated on. both suck and leave you feeling completely worthless. if you steal her away she'll just tire of you... she's only with you cause she's getting a rush out of it.

just leave her alone. and thats not even just her bf.. it's her fucking fiance. you are an asshole.

Thaniel Buckner · 05-16-2009, 03:11 PM

sounds like a good way to get laid

Ol' Couch Ass · 05-16-2009, 03:12 PM

Enjoy the chlamydia.

publius clodius · 05-16-2009, 03:15 PM

the things you could coerce her into

Future Boy · 05-16-2009, 03:28 PM

Im going to have to see a pic to make a proper call on this.

jukeboxphuckup · 05-16-2009, 03:44 PM

How much hair does she have on her ass that it needs waxing? Do you do this before or after sex?

the mahatma · 05-16-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATS

you should definitely not break up her marriage... the sex will only be betterw hen she is cheating on her husband instead of fiancee. a 39 year old guy should know what hes doing with a 19 year old, he doenst need any babysitting from you

haaaah, i thought this was going to be moral advice from the first line. i like it better the way it is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

sounds like a good way to get laid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Enjoy the chlamydia.

she lost her virginity to her fiancee, and has only been with him and i.

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Originally Posted by publius clodius

the things you could coerce her into

already have, haha. don't really know what else i could think of.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Future Boy

Im going to have to see a pic to make a proper call on this.

we'll see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jukeboxphuckup

How much hair does she have on her ass that it needs waxing? Do you do this before or after sex?

I BELIEVE YOU MAY HAVE MISINTERPRETED MY COLLOQUIALISM

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Originally Posted by YSEM

yeah seriously. i used to be one of those girls... ya know.. no consideration for the significant other and all that shit. ive also been cheated on. both suck and leave you feeling completely worthless. if you steal her away she'll just tire of you... she's only with you cause she's getting a rush out of it.

just leave her alone. and thats not even just her bf.. it's her fucking fiance. you are an asshole.

wow, what a slut, amirite

duovamp · 05-16-2009, 09:35 PM

See how that works, barden?

Shallowed · 05-16-2009, 11:58 PM

And how old are YOU?

sinfulsadie13 · 05-16-2009, 11:59 PM

Sounds to me like both you and the girl deserve the hell that shall surely come your way. Both of you are despicable.

Charmbag · 05-17-2009, 12:03 AM

not so sinful are we?

Shallowed · 05-17-2009, 12:14 AM

Probably meant 'despicable' in a good way. Sadie must admire you.

Mayfuck · 05-17-2009, 12:18 AM

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Guns N' Roses
You say Taylor Swift-I say Ozzy Osbourne
You say Soulja Fag-I say Black Sabbath
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Lynryd Skynryd
You say rap-I say rock
You say pop-I say METAL UP YOUR BUTT copy&paste to keep the rock spirit alive

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump.

pale_princess · 05-17-2009, 12:20 AM

hmm. i dunno what to say.

Thaniel Buckner · 05-17-2009, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess

hmm. i dunno what to say.

i'll say it for you

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Guns N' Roses
You say Taylor Swift-I say Ozzy Osbourne
You say Soulja Fag-I say Black Sabbath
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Lynryd Skynryd
You say rap-I say rock
You say pop-I say METAL UP YOUR BUTT copy&paste to keep the rock spirit alive

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump.

ohnoitsbonnie · 05-17-2009, 12:25 AM

I think I should break it off with marta

Shallowed · 05-17-2009, 12:29 AM

Soulja Fag.

Charmbag · 05-17-2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I think I should break it off with marta

yeah what's up with that anyway

Mayfuck · 05-17-2009, 01:25 AM

who gives a shit

Charmbag · 05-17-2009, 01:44 AM

uhhh can you fuck off?

Charmbag · 05-17-2009, 01:46 AM

i'm just looking out for our friend bonnie. what's the problem

Mayfuck · 05-17-2009, 01:47 AM

excuse me?

we did good job at ignore her desparate calls for attention til you showed up so why odnt you go fuck off

Charmbag · 05-17-2009, 01:50 AM

i'm not perpetually suspicious of her motives because i think she's a good person so maybe you should chill

Mayfuck · 05-17-2009, 01:52 AM

what doers that have to dow tih making stupid annoying posts

05-16-2009, 10:34 AM	#1
the mahatma Demi-God Posts: 313	Adultery/socially immoral sexual relationship thread. hey, so i'm waxing an engaged girl's ass on the regular now. she's 19, her fiancee is 39. he doesn't fulfill her sexually or emotionally. i do both such things. should i feel bad about this/does anyone have a related story?

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05-16-2009, 11:06 AM	#2
duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,959	The only problem here is that she's marrying this guy. Get her to leave the geezer. 19? Jesus fucking shit man, she shouldn't be engaged, even if she were 24 I'd think both she and the guy are fucked up. Shut that marriage down.

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duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,959

05-16-2009, 11:24 AM	#4
ATS Registered User Posts: 2,332	you should definitely not break up her marriage... the sex will only be betterw hen she is cheating on her husband instead of fiancee. a 39 year old guy should know what hes doing with a 19 year old, he doenst need any babysitting from you

05-16-2009, 01:38 PM	#5
YSEM Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,271	yeah srsly, cut it out, y0

05-16-2009, 01:42 PM	#6
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,827	sounds like a good way to get shot

05-16-2009, 01:47 PM	#7
YSEM Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,271	yeah seriously. i used to be one of those girls... ya know.. no consideration for the significant other and all that shit. ive also been cheated on. both suck and leave you feeling completely worthless. if you steal her away she'll just tire of you... she's only with you cause she's getting a rush out of it. just leave her alone. and thats not even just her bf.. it's her fucking fiance. you are an asshole.

05-16-2009, 03:11 PM	#8
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,060	sounds like a good way to get laid

05-16-2009, 03:12 PM	#9
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 10,823	Enjoy the chlamydia.

05-16-2009, 03:15 PM	#10
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	the things you could coerce her into

05-16-2009, 03:28 PM	#11
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 25,808	Im going to have to see a pic to make a proper call on this.

05-16-2009, 03:44 PM	#12
jukeboxphuckup Ownz Location: New York Posts: 620	How much hair does she have on her ass that it needs waxing? Do you do this before or after sex?

05-16-2009, 09:35 PM	#14
duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,959	See how that works, barden?

05-16-2009, 11:58 PM	#15
Shallowed Minion of Satan Location: gagged and bound to a chair in a serial killer's basement but still having a sense of humour about it. Posts: 9,228	And how old are YOU?

05-16-2009, 11:59 PM	#16
sinfulsadie13 Amish Rake Fighter Location: Neverfuckingneverland Posts: 11	Sounds to me like both you and the girl deserve the hell that shall surely come your way. Both of you are despicable.

05-17-2009, 12:03 AM	#17
Charmbag Charmbag Posts: 5,388	not so sinful are we?

05-17-2009, 12:14 AM	#18
Shallowed Minion of Satan Location: gagged and bound to a chair in a serial killer's basement but still having a sense of humour about it. Posts: 9,228	Probably meant 'despicable' in a good way. Sadie must admire you.

05-17-2009, 12:18 AM	#19
Mayfuck genderqueer millionaire Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,362	You say Jonas Brothers-I say Guns N' Roses You say Taylor Swift-I say Ozzy Osbourne You say Soulja Fag-I say Black Sabbath You say Miley Cyrus-I say Lynryd Skynryd You say rap-I say rock You say pop-I say METAL UP YOUR BUTT copy&paste to keep the rock spirit alive 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump.

05-17-2009, 12:20 AM	#20
pale_princess IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME Location: doesn't matter where it's always a good time there Posts: 9,325	hmm. i dunno what to say.

05-17-2009, 12:25 AM	#22
ohnoitsbonnie seratus rupiah Posts: 12,803	I think I should break it off with marta

05-17-2009, 12:29 AM	#23
Shallowed Minion of Satan Location: gagged and bound to a chair in a serial killer's basement but still having a sense of humour about it. Posts: 9,228	Soulja Fag.

05-17-2009, 01:25 AM	#25
Mayfuck genderqueer millionaire Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,362	who gives a shit

05-17-2009, 01:44 AM	#26
Charmbag Charmbag Posts: 5,388	uhhh can you fuck off?

05-17-2009, 01:46 AM	#27
Charmbag Charmbag Posts: 5,388	i'm just looking out for our friend bonnie. what's the problem

05-17-2009, 01:47 AM	#28
Mayfuck genderqueer millionaire Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,362	excuse me? we did good job at ignore her desparate calls for attention til you showed up so why odnt you go fuck off

05-17-2009, 01:50 AM	#29
Charmbag Charmbag Posts: 5,388	i'm not perpetually suspicious of her motives because i think she's a good person so maybe you should chill

05-17-2009, 01:52 AM	#30
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