dogs are unclean

ATS · 05-12-2009, 10:27 AM

the more i have moved away from an ethnocentric world view, the more i have come to agree with the arab world on the subject of dogs

today i walked our dog and seeing a squirrel about 50 ft ahead without any tree access for about 100 ft, i decided to have mercy on this piece of filth which has so few joys in its life and turn it loose. it didnt catch the squirrel because it's a worthless, inferior specimen, and then it jogged along after the squirrel had been treed refusing to come back when it was called and took a shit on its own leash

if owning dogs was not a social norm and someone came up with the idea, he woudlnt get any respect. dogs are filthy and disgusting. theyre vectors for disease and they are unclean

Hypocaust · 05-12-2009, 10:29 AM

nah, iz u.

ATS · 05-12-2009, 10:34 AM

you dont like rihanna's body and you do like dogshit, gop fuck yuosrfl

Hypocaust · 05-12-2009, 10:36 AM

Just did.

Mayfuck · 05-12-2009, 12:20 PM

Dogs got it just right. They domesticated themselves. Man never asked wolf to be its friend. But look how its worked out. what other species gets a free ticket in life?

The Jesus · 05-12-2009, 12:22 PM

Women.

Ol' Couch Ass · 05-12-2009, 12:54 PM

You're out of your fucking mind. Dogs are awesome and I bet my dog is cleaner than you.

Ol' Couch Ass · 05-12-2009, 01:18 PM

"oh man my dog is so stupid it won't do anything I say even though I repeatedly yell his name loudly and spent like 20 minutes working on training man dogs are fucking dumb and probably dirty as shit too since I never give him a bath lol"

ATS · 05-12-2009, 01:33 PM

i dont think anything would be unclean and filthy and disgusting if you washed it constantly

Trotskilicious · 05-12-2009, 01:33 PM

i thought alex was on the permanent ban list, admins can we take care of this plz

ATS · 05-12-2009, 01:37 PM

have you ever smelled dog excrement? it's the worst smell on earth. much worse than human feces

dog owners either A) parade their dog around letting it leave this filth everywhere, which is an assault on public health standards and good taste, B) let it go on their own property, which is disgusting, or C) walk around with a bag and pick it up themselves, which is truly pathetic. imagine if someone asked you to go pick up another human being shit with a plastic bag every day... dog shit is worse

Trotskilicious · 05-12-2009, 01:42 PM

actually shit smells bad because of what you're putting into it at the other end. my dog's poops don't smell very bad unless he's eaten something he's not supposed to eat. Otherwise his shit is pretty odorless.

Your family must not take very good care of the dog.

Trotskilicious · 05-12-2009, 01:43 PM

p.s. everything poops

ATS · 05-12-2009, 01:43 PM

we feed it dog food

Sarcastic Smile · 05-12-2009, 01:43 PM

there are human's that clean up human shit.. in hospitals every day.. just because you have never gotten you're pretty hands dirty or had to clean up after someone dying of cancer.. you're so gross alex fuck off really.. humans shit in their clothes before they are socialized to do otherwise..

ATS · 05-12-2009, 01:44 PM

where does your dog shit? do you pick it up in a bag and do something with it or do you leave it all over the place because it smells so good

Trotskilicious · 05-12-2009, 01:45 PM

you're the worst kind of person.

ATS · 05-12-2009, 01:46 PM

it's easy for you guys to pick on me because im a privileged white male and i have no right to pick on poor dogs but 2/3 of the world feel this way, people who dont have the luxury of distancing themselves from the filth produced by the animals that live around them

Trotskilicious · 05-12-2009, 02:06 PM

No it's because you're so weird and creepy you can't even open yourself up just a little bit in order to love an animal.

Sarcastic Smile · 05-12-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATS

where does your dog shit? do you pick it up in a bag and do something with it or do you leave it all over the place because it smells so good

i don't have a dog

Ol' Couch Ass · 05-12-2009, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATS

dog owners either A) parade their dog around letting it leave this filth everywhere, which is an assault on public health standards and good taste, B) let it go on their own property, which is disgusting, or C) walk around with a bag and pick it up themselves, which is truly pathetic. imagine if someone asked you to go pick up another human being shit with a plastic bag every day... dog shit is worse

D) Train the dog to crap in a wooded area far from the sensitive noses of others.

Shallowed · 05-12-2009, 08:58 PM

E) Don't train their dog to crap in a wooded area, instead allowing them to roam free and crap in the middle of their neighbours' lawns.

ohnoitsbonnie · 05-12-2009, 09:12 PM

Hey make a thread about rats

Mayfuck · 05-12-2009, 09:51 PM

you people are fucking stupid. way to ruin a great OP

Trotskilicious · 05-12-2009, 09:58 PM

alex is mayfuck's hero

Mayfuck · 05-12-2009, 10:33 PM

more like the other way around

Trotskilicious · 05-12-2009, 10:35 PM

he's your lesser

ATS · 05-12-2009, 10:43 PM

YSEM · 05-13-2009, 03:12 PM

i love alex.

ATS · 05-13-2009, 03:55 PM

05-12-2009, 10:27 AM	#1
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	dogs are unclean the more i have moved away from an ethnocentric world view, the more i have come to agree with the arab world on the subject of dogs today i walked our dog and seeing a squirrel about 50 ft ahead without any tree access for about 100 ft, i decided to have mercy on this piece of filth which has so few joys in its life and turn it loose. it didnt catch the squirrel because it's a worthless, inferior specimen, and then it jogged along after the squirrel had been treed refusing to come back when it was called and took a shit on its own leash if owning dogs was not a social norm and someone came up with the idea, he woudlnt get any respect. dogs are filthy and disgusting. theyre vectors for disease and they are unclean

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05-12-2009, 10:29 AM	#2
Hypocaust Fucking up since '01 Location: Where it sounds good. Posts: 798	nah, iz u.

05-12-2009, 10:34 AM	#3
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	you dont like rihanna's body and you do like dogshit, gop fuck yuosrfl

05-12-2009, 10:36 AM	#4
Hypocaust Fucking up since '01 Location: Where it sounds good. Posts: 798	Just did.

05-12-2009, 12:20 PM	#5
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	Dogs got it just right. They domesticated themselves. Man never asked wolf to be its friend. But look how its worked out. what other species gets a free ticket in life?

05-12-2009, 12:22 PM	#6
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	Women.

05-12-2009, 12:54 PM	#7
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	You're out of your fucking mind. Dogs are awesome and I bet my dog is cleaner than you.

05-12-2009, 01:18 PM	#8
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	"oh man my dog is so stupid it won't do anything I say even though I repeatedly yell his name loudly and spent like 20 minutes working on training man dogs are fucking dumb and probably dirty as shit too since I never give him a bath lol"

05-12-2009, 01:33 PM	#9
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	i dont think anything would be unclean and filthy and disgusting if you washed it constantly

05-12-2009, 01:33 PM	#10
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i thought alex was on the permanent ban list, admins can we take care of this plz

05-12-2009, 01:37 PM	#11
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	have you ever smelled dog excrement? it's the worst smell on earth. much worse than human feces dog owners either A) parade their dog around letting it leave this filth everywhere, which is an assault on public health standards and good taste, B) let it go on their own property, which is disgusting, or C) walk around with a bag and pick it up themselves, which is truly pathetic. imagine if someone asked you to go pick up another human being shit with a plastic bag every day... dog shit is worse

05-12-2009, 01:42 PM	#12
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	actually shit smells bad because of what you're putting into it at the other end. my dog's poops don't smell very bad unless he's eaten something he's not supposed to eat. Otherwise his shit is pretty odorless. Your family must not take very good care of the dog.

05-12-2009, 01:43 PM	#13
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	p.s. everything poops

05-12-2009, 01:43 PM	#15
Sarcastic Smile Amish Rake Fighter Location: I fuck in my spare time, this is what I do at work you dumb bitch.-esty Posts: 3,671	there are human's that clean up human shit.. in hospitals every day.. just because you have never gotten you're pretty hands dirty or had to clean up after someone dying of cancer.. you're so gross alex fuck off really.. humans shit in their clothes before they are socialized to do otherwise..

05-12-2009, 01:44 PM	#16
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	where does your dog shit? do you pick it up in a bag and do something with it or do you leave it all over the place because it smells so good

05-12-2009, 01:45 PM	#17
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	you're the worst kind of person.

05-12-2009, 01:46 PM	#18
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	it's easy for you guys to pick on me because im a privileged white male and i have no right to pick on poor dogs but 2/3 of the world feel this way, people who dont have the luxury of distancing themselves from the filth produced by the animals that live around them

05-12-2009, 02:06 PM	#19
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	No it's because you're so weird and creepy you can't even open yourself up just a little bit in order to love an animal.

05-12-2009, 08:58 PM	#22
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	E) Don't train their dog to crap in a wooded area, instead allowing them to roam free and crap in the middle of their neighbours' lawns.

05-12-2009, 09:12 PM	#23
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Hey make a thread about rats

05-12-2009, 09:51 PM	#24
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	you people are fucking stupid. way to ruin a great OP

05-12-2009, 09:58 PM	#25
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	alex is mayfuck's hero

05-12-2009, 10:33 PM	#26
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	more like the other way around

05-12-2009, 10:35 PM	#27
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	he's your lesser

05-12-2009, 10:43 PM	#28
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05-13-2009, 03:12 PM	#29
YSEM Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,271	i love alex.

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