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Old 05-06-2009, 10:51 PM   #1
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and i'll tell you no lies. go for it. i have nothing to hide.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:52 PM   #2
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whatcha doin'?

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:53 PM   #3
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:54 PM   #4
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what do you think of this gossamer quote:

eastbound and down is a terrible show that only rednecks and simpletons watch

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:54 PM   #5
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whatcha doin'?
i'm watching animal planet. i guess they're "hunting" giraffes. i'm sitting in my living room on my laptop. i have one lamp on, so the lighting is pretty dim, kind of romantic. the window is open and there is fresh air entering my home. it's nice. i'm drinking water and about to probably get high.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:54 PM   #6
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Do you know why Jews are such kikes?

it would help out kanan road

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:55 PM   #7
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i think it would be cool to hang out with you. do you think it would be cool to hang out with me?
oh and i cannot believe you still have that picture of me as your avatar. that's great.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:55 PM   #8
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i hope i never get aids. i hope i never die from aids. i hope i never die.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:57 PM   #9
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why beth? WHY? was i scary in person? will you take fat bongs with me and do gothic tribal belly dancing next time we hang out?

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:57 PM   #10
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what do you think of this gossamer quote:

eastbound and down is a terrible show that only rednecks and simpletons watch
he's probably correct. tho i've never seen the show and i'm most likely prejudging.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:57 PM   #11
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what is your favorite kind of candy?

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:58 PM   #12
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will you listen to this song and tell me what you think of it? *takes a swig of theraflu*

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:58 PM   #13
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he's probably correct. tho i've never seen the show and i'm most likely prejudging.
gossamer has absolutely no fucking clue what he's talking about. ever.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:58 PM   #14
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Do you know why Jews are such kikes?

it would help out kanan road
do you know your racist schtick is pretty lame. and i'm not laughing.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:59 PM   #15
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i think it would be cool to hang out with you. do you think it would be cool to hang out with me?
oh and i cannot believe you still have that picture of me as your avatar. that's great.
i think it would be cool to hang out ******. i'm sure you have a simliar goofy personality as i. we could like go bowling on dxm and then blow some random guys.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:00 PM   #16
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whats your favorite beer

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:01 PM   #17
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why beth? WHY? was i scary in person? will you take fat bongs with me and do gothic tribal belly dancing next time we hang out?
only god knows why. you were not scary in person. i actually look fondly on our experience of meeting and wouldn't hesitate to do it again. i think you're cute. and of course i'd take fat bongs with you, tribal belly dance and hopefully there will be a next time.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:02 PM   #18
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Eastbound and Down sucks.

The only thing it has going for it is that hot brunette chick's tits.

It's not funny, the characters suck, and it's shitty redneck humor.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:02 PM   #19
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do you like me y/n

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:03 PM   #20
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what is your favorite kind of candy?
pear jelly belly's, or Riesen's.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:04 PM   #21
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whats it like to jump on the bandwagon, and also: to choke on a cock.
I'm picturing being on the receiving end of that shit and it's so hot like if a girl had a giant clit and she was spamming that down my throat and i was fighting the gag reflex man i'd be getting the fuck off.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:04 PM   #22
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reisen's! holy crap, i havent' had one of those in years. niiiice.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:06 PM   #23
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do you like me y/n
question part 2: whats it like to have the attention of this hunk of professional love??????
do you feel unique and beautiful???

the way nimrod spoke i thought he had higher standards but the old fella is getting on in his years and really all he wants is some warmth.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:09 PM   #24
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will you listen to this song and tell me what you think of it? *takes a swig of theraflu*
i only lasted 40 seconds. she's probably a huge brat and takes it up the bum.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:10 PM   #25
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whats your favorite beer
blue moon. that's what i usually order when i go out. otherwise leinenkugel's, midwest represent.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:11 PM   #26
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do you like me y/n
yes.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:12 PM   #27
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[quote]=barden;3483594]whats it like to jump on the bandwagon, and also: to choke on a cock.
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everyone is jumping someone else's train. i've only chocked on cock once, and it wasn't bad. i didn't vomit or anything.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:15 PM   #28
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question part 2: whats it like to have the attention of this hunk of professional love??????
do you feel unique and beautiful???

the way nimrod spoke i thought he had higher standards but the old fella is getting on in his years and really all he wants is some warmth.
i agree i'm no prize to be won. i seem to have your attention tho too.

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:17 PM   #29
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OMG DO YOU LIKE ME???
Y./NO???

 
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:17 PM   #30
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have you been out of the country before? if so, where?
what's your favorite magazine?
have you ever had a religious experience?

 
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