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05-03-2009, 05:43 AM
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seratus rupiah
 
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There's a car in my driveway!
D: A red cobalt coupe wtf you guys the keys are in it and everything there is no one around I didn't hear it pull up I took the keys out of the ignition and I noticed there were johnny cash cds and a coast guard jacket and my mom is in the coast guard and she loves johnny cash but it's not her car because she drives a new ridgeline and she hates chevy wttttttfffffffffffffffff and i asked her and she was like i dunno let me sleep WTF you guys when I took the keys out and locked the thing i was SURE a bomb was going to go off omg what's going on here this isn't cool i have autism and i can't take these kind of surprises1! fucckk
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05-03-2009, 05:47 AM
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seratus rupiah
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There's a timer on keys holy fuck
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05-03-2009, 05:54 AM
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seratus rupiah
Posts: 12,803
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 It was nice knowing you guys it really was |
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05-03-2009, 05:59 AM
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Immortal
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 20,344
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Au revoir, ma chérie.
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05-03-2009, 06:16 AM
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seratus rupiah
Posts: 12,803
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ma?
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05-03-2009, 06:31 AM
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Starbucks addicted minion
 
Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue
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why did you take the keys if you dont know who's car it is
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05-03-2009, 07:12 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: i am a reptile
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bonnie, can i have my keys back now?
give me my keys, and i will give you back your moms coast guard jacket. i'm keeping the johnny cash cd's though... |
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05-03-2009, 07:26 AM
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Immortal
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 20,344
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mon chéri, ma chérie. you're a girl, right? |
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05-03-2009, 07:37 AM
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Registered User
Location: I've done some drinking with a LOT of professional cyclists (with whom I'm friends)
Posts: 7,945
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mr smooth pants french talkin'
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05-03-2009, 09:53 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: gagged and bound to a chair in a serial killer's basement but still having a sense of humour about it.
Posts: 9,234
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Oh! I know what's gonna happen now! I've seen this at the movies!
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05-03-2009, 09:56 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: Ex-Netphoria Legends Football champion
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05-03-2009, 10:24 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Kiltworld
Posts: 5,951
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Maybe it's a robot in disguise?
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05-03-2009, 10:45 AM
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Braindead
 
Location: The Ghetto
Posts: 19,536
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free car!
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05-03-2009, 11:05 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: ██████████
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05-03-2009, 11:05 AM
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Registered User
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happy graduation, bonnie! it's my present to you...
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05-03-2009, 11:38 AM
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Immortal
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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05-03-2009, 12:22 PM
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007 373 5963
 
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mr smooth pants was my nickname in high school.
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05-03-2009, 12:23 PM
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cunt cookies
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maybe your parents got it for your 16th birthday
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05-03-2009, 12:42 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE
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05-03-2009, 12:47 PM
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The Broom of the System
Location: Michigan Stadium
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Here's hoping you kill yourself in a wreck!
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05-03-2009, 01:11 PM
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Professional
Location: POLLOS
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05-03-2009, 01:17 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
Posts: 7,686
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there's a car in my driveway! > ohnoitsbonnie > grenade blast
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05-03-2009, 02:08 PM
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genderqueer millionaire
Location: i'm from japan also hollywood
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your mom is having an affair
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05-03-2009, 03:15 PM
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seratus rupiah
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05-03-2009, 03:16 PM
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seratus rupiah
Posts: 12,803
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Yeah I'm just kidding with you guys. It's my car
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05-03-2009, 03:17 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: i am a reptile
Posts: 7,150
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i'm very glad that you have not been harmed
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05-03-2009, 05:20 PM
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cunt cookies
Posts: 7,122
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you never answered us about if you're really autistic or not
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05-03-2009, 05:21 PM
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seratus rupiah
Posts: 12,803
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Yea. It's pretty obvious
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05-03-2009, 05:25 PM
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Socialphobic
Posts: 12,754
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lol wtf you guys believe she is autistic?
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05-03-2009, 05:29 PM
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Braindead
Posts: 15,512
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bonnie, what was that dream about?
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