INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS. MAY CONTAIN: OYSTERS.

Trotskilicious · 04-12-2009, 05:37 AM

Seriously this is on the back of this thing of oysters I bought. I wish i could take a picture.

ohnoitsbonnie · 07:16 AM

I love 100 grands so much

Nimrod's Son · 04-12-2009, 05:41 AM

draw one

Sonic Johnny · 04-12-2009, 06:02 AM

with your cock

Trotskilicious · 04-12-2009, 06:10 AM

i tried but i couldn't hang on to the pen long enough.

Trotskilicious · 04-12-2009, 06:11 AM

but really how dumb do they think we are? i mean if you got a shellfish allergy if you look at a thing of oysters and go "gee i wonder if there's oysters in there" you deserve to die.

i mean that's it, on the back of the thing

INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS
MAY CONTAIN: OYSTERS

MAY CONTAIN? What do you mean that it may not contain oysters? Are you fucking with me?

Sonic Johnny · 04-12-2009, 06:36 AM

my favourite bit of ad wording is this toothbrush-with-mouth-cleaner-thing ad on TV that mentions that "80% of bacteria are not on teeth". Considering theres like 99 hundred thousand million bacteria on earth, that remaining 20% being on teeth is still really worrying to me.

Trotskilicious · 04-12-2009, 06:49 AM

also oysters are good but not so much if they didn't just come out of the ocean

ravenguy2000 · 04-12-2009, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

with your cock

just put it on your cock

Thaniel Buckner · 04-12-2009, 10:38 AM

thread title needs two italicized exclamation points after it.

Trotskilicious · 04-12-2009, 04:48 PM

man what was that from, i remember when i was doing that a lot.

barden · 04-12-2009, 05:08 PM

B, do you not own a camera / phone with a camera?

Trotskilicious · 04-12-2009, 05:09 PM

Newp. No reason to.

Thaniel Buckner · 04-12-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

man what was that from, i remember when i was doing that a lot.

bad japanese translator.

Trotskilicious · 04-12-2009, 07:01 PM

oh yeah because of zero wing !!

Shallowed · 04-13-2009, 09:46 AM

I think the same thing was ordered by the court when someone allergic to nuts ate a nut bar, oblivious that the bar contained nuts.

Trotskilicious · 04-13-2009, 10:06 AM

are you talking about something like a baby ruth? i mean that's still pretty stupid but it has more than one ingredient.

I mean the oyster thing is like putting a label on a sirloin that says
INGREDIENTS: BEEF
MAY CONTAIN: BEEF

yoshinobu's revenge · 04-13-2009, 11:44 AM

shit happens

Shallowed · 04-13-2009, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

are you talking about something like a baby ruth? i mean that's still pretty stupid but it has more than one ingredient.

The damned thing is called a nut bar.

waltermcphilp · 04-13-2009, 12:58 PM

sometimes you gotta point out the obvious to avoid a law suit.

ie - lady who sued mcdonalds and won because she wasn't aware that her coffee was hot.

Trotskilicious · 04-13-2009, 04:26 PM

you think there's a jury in the world that would be like "oh yeah since this guy bought and consumed a can of oysters and died but it didn't say it contained oysters in it in small print on the back of the can JUST IN LARGE PRINT ON THE FRONT his family gets 1.7kabillion megabucks"

barden · 04-13-2009, 08:30 PM

Trotskilicious · 04-13-2009, 08:55 PM

no, there's absolutely no legal argument for this

Shallowed · 04-14-2009, 01:24 AM

Well who knows. Maybe the prosecuter made a case for how the dude thought they were oyster flavoured or someshit. That's what I would do if I was a bastard lawyer.

ammy · 04-14-2009, 01:30 AM

my brother, the literatute/english major taught me something awesome the ohter day

?! = interrobang !

beef curtains · 04-14-2009, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

but really how dumb do they think we are? i mean if you got a shellfish allergy if you look at a thing of oysters and go "gee i wonder if there's oysters in there" you deserve to die.

i mean that's it, on the back of the thing

INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS
MAY CONTAIN: OYSTERS

MAY CONTAIN? What do you mean that it may not contain oysters? Are you fucking with me?

If you buy high quality oysters, you don't have to ask yourself this question

brendo_91 · 04-14-2009, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beef curtains

If you buy high quality oysters, you don't have to ask yourself this question

INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS
MOST CERTAINLY CONTAINS: OYSTERS

duovamp · 04-14-2009, 03:22 AM

I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM.

Hillzy · 04-14-2009, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

sometimes you gotta point out the obvious to avoid a law suit.

ie - lady who sued mcdonalds and won because she wasn't aware that her coffee was hot.

Except that McDonald's was truly negligent in that case.

Trotskilicious · 04-14-2009, 10:41 AM

yeah the much mentioned lady with the coffee got burned from scalding hot coffee. it's not like it was just warm or something it was hot enough to give first degree burns through clothing.

04-12-2009, 05:37 AM	#1
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,938	INGREDIENTS: OYSTERS. MAY CONTAIN: OYSTERS. Seriously this is on the back of this thing of oysters I bought. I wish i could take a picture.

04-12-2009, 05:40 AM	#2
ohnoitsbonnie seratus rupiah Posts: 12,803	I love 100 grands so much Last edited by ohnoitsbonnie : 04-12-2009 at 07:16 AM.

04-13-2009, 08:30 PM	#22
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,536	yes.

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Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,938	are you talking about something like a baby ruth? i mean that's still pretty stupid but it has more than one ingredient. I mean the oyster thing is like putting a label on a sirloin that says INGREDIENTS: BEEF MAY CONTAIN: BEEF

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Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,938	you think there's a jury in the world that would be like "oh yeah since this guy bought and consumed a can of oysters and died but it didn't say it contained oysters in it in small print on the back of the can JUST IN LARGE PRINT ON THE FRONT his family gets 1.7kabillion megabucks"

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ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	my brother, the literatute/english major taught me something awesome the ohter day ?! = interrobang !

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