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Old 04-12-2009, 01:42 AM   #1
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Default so i zested my finger

while zesting lemons.
and it suck/ed

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:44 AM   #2
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I know your pain

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:45 AM   #3
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were you able to retrieve the piece of skin well in tact and disturbingly thick from the zester?

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:45 AM   #4
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ok that post made me feel ill

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:46 AM   #5
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:46 AM   #6
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thought so.
*hardcore*

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:13 AM   #7
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I just bit my lip while eating popcorn.

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:14 AM   #8
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My friend fell (I guess at work) while carrying a bag full of bottles.. Cut her hand to the bone, severed a tendon and already had to have one surgery.

Oh, and she has to wear a mumu because she can't "operate" pants with only one hand.

Zesting sucks, but you're better off than Courtney!

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:27 AM   #9
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Yea courtney is a real mess

 
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:42 AM   #10
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She reminds me of my ex-gf's mum there. Yuck.

 
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