i need to update my netphoria dossiers. please tell me your life story here.

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 03:57 PM

go go go go go go

ciGarski · 03-20-2009, 04:22 PM

I am just a poor boy.
Though my story's seldom told,
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocketful of mumbles,
Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest.

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 04:25 PM

My name is Alex.

ciGarski · 03-20-2009, 04:26 PM

Garrett. nice to meet you Alex.

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 04:28 PM

What's the origin of your user name, Garrett.

wHATcOLOR · 03-20-2009, 04:31 PM

My name is Alex too. If I recall correctly, many of us here share this name.

-Alex

ciGarski · 03-20-2009, 04:34 PM

when i was in high school i smoked a lot of pot and was donned the nickname of cigarski, or garski in reference to cigar blunts and such. the name stuck for a while, at least up to when i signed up for netphoria in 2004.

kind of an embarrassing origin now that i think about it, and being that i haven't smoked weed in years. but its not an obvious connection so i guess thats ok.

Nimrod's Son · 03-20-2009, 04:38 PM

I am Joba Chamberlain

ciGarski · 03-20-2009, 04:45 PM

nimrod did you read torre's book about the yankee years yet?

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 04:50 PM

my next ranking thread will be on the the best Alex's of netphoria

Nimrod's Son · 03-20-2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

nimrod did you read torre's book about the yankee years yet?

No, I haven't gotten to it yet.. just read the ridiculously petty and slanderous snippets.

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

when i was in high school i smoked a lot of pot and was donned the nickname of cigarski, or garski in reference to cigar blunts and such. the name stuck for a while, at least up to when i signed up for netphoria in 2004.

kind of an embarrassing origin now that i think about it, and being that i haven't smoked weed in years. but its not an obvious connection so i guess thats ok.

before you explained this, whenever I saw your name, my mind would pronounce it as "C. I. garski" for some reason.

amusing story. I'll file it.

Mariner · 03-20-2009, 05:07 PM

my name is Aleksandr

i was born with a tiller in my hand and sailed three years later from Estonia to USA to escape Soviet impression

Mariner · 03-20-2009, 05:08 PM

first thing i do in USA is turn on tv, and there is Yakov!

i was to commit suicide but my friend Alex here saved me

publius clodius · 03-20-2009, 05:08 PM

my name is also alex. good evening you imbeciles

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 05:13 PM

it's not evening here

publius clodius · 03-20-2009, 05:13 PM

the country i was born in has since ceased to exist

all that's left of it is the drunken nostalgia of my ancestors

Future Boy · 03-20-2009, 05:17 PM

Alex here. I was named after St. Alexander, who at some point did something. Im just thankful it wasnt Guadalupe or some such thing. I may have typed that sentence on here before. I was born in an attic on the southside of chicago. It's still there as far as I know.

neopryn · 03-20-2009, 05:17 PM

my name's alexandra

duovamp · 03-20-2009, 05:18 PM

My name is Nick but my friends call me Alex.

Mariner · 03-20-2009, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

my name's alexandra

a/x/l?

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 05:19 PM

ok, wait a goddamn minute here.

ohnoitsbonnie · 03-20-2009, 05:26 PM

When I was. A young boy. My father. Took me into the city... To see a marching band. He said son when. You grow up. Would you be, the savior of the broken.... the beaten and the damned? He said "will you defeat them, the demons and all the non believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you a phantom in the summer, to lead you to join THE BLACK PARADE

duovamp · 03-20-2009, 05:26 PM

My son's name is also Bort.

shannon · 03-20-2009, 05:43 PM

alexxx

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 05:44 PM

all this information is now suspect. i can't put it in my file.

Debaser · 03-20-2009, 05:45 PM

when lazy i just write "ALX"

still pronounced the same.

shannon · 03-20-2009, 05:46 PM

SHN

yeah, that works

publius clodius · 03-20-2009, 05:48 PM

get a room you lovebirds

shannon · 03-20-2009, 05:48 PM

03-20-2009, 03:57 PM	#1
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	i need to update my netphoria dossiers. please tell me your life story here. go go go go go go

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03-20-2009, 04:22 PM	#2
ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,092	I am just a poor boy. Though my story's seldom told, I have squandered my resistance For a pocketful of mumbles, Such are promises All lies and jest Still, a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest.

03-20-2009, 04:25 PM	#3
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	My name is Alex.

03-20-2009, 04:26 PM	#4
ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,092	Garrett. nice to meet you Alex.

03-20-2009, 04:28 PM	#5
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	What's the origin of your user name, Garrett.

03-20-2009, 04:31 PM	#6
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: whip that's for stealing !! whip And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 44,844	My name is Alex too. If I recall correctly, many of us here share this name. -Alex

03-20-2009, 04:34 PM	#7
ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,092	when i was in high school i smoked a lot of pot and was donned the nickname of cigarski, or garski in reference to cigar blunts and such. the name stuck for a while, at least up to when i signed up for netphoria in 2004. kind of an embarrassing origin now that i think about it, and being that i haven't smoked weed in years. but its not an obvious connection so i guess thats ok.

03-20-2009, 04:38 PM	#8
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,972	I am Joba Chamberlain

03-20-2009, 04:45 PM	#9
ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,092	nimrod did you read torre's book about the yankee years yet?

03-20-2009, 04:50 PM	#10
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	my next ranking thread will be on the the best Alex's of netphoria

03-20-2009, 05:07 PM	#13
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: Sealth Posts: 17,034	my name is Aleksandr i was born with a tiller in my hand and sailed three years later from Estonia to USA to escape Soviet impression

03-20-2009, 05:08 PM	#14
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: Sealth Posts: 17,034	first thing i do in USA is turn on tv, and there is Yakov! i was to commit suicide but my friend Alex here saved me

03-20-2009, 05:08 PM	#15
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	my name is also alex. good evening you imbeciles

03-20-2009, 05:13 PM	#16
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	it's not evening here

03-20-2009, 05:17 PM	#18
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 25,889	Alex here. I was named after St. Alexander, who at some point did something. Im just thankful it wasnt Guadalupe or some such thing. I may have typed that sentence on here before. I was born in an attic on the southside of chicago. It's still there as far as I know.

03-20-2009, 05:17 PM	#19
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,901	my name's alexandra

03-20-2009, 05:18 PM	#20
duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 29,141	My name is Nick but my friends call me Alex.

03-20-2009, 05:19 PM	#22
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	ok, wait a goddamn minute here.

03-20-2009, 05:26 PM	#23
ohnoitsbonnie seratus rupiah Posts: 12,810	When I was. A young boy. My father. Took me into the city... To see a marching band. He said son when. You grow up. Would you be, the savior of the broken.... the beaten and the damned? He said "will you defeat them, the demons and all the non believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you a phantom in the summer, to lead you to join THE BLACK PARADE

03-20-2009, 05:43 PM	#25
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,152	alexxx

03-20-2009, 05:44 PM	#26
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	all this information is now suspect. i can't put it in my file.

03-20-2009, 05:45 PM	#27
Debaser i've moved to twitter Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,211	when lazy i just write "ALX" still pronounced the same.

03-20-2009, 05:46 PM	#28
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,152	SHN yeah, that works

03-20-2009, 05:48 PM	#29
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	get a room you lovebirds