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Old 02-06-2009, 10:49 PM   #1
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Default talk about sexually explicit topics in this thread (brady not allowed!)

everyone is allowed but brady. brady if you even click in this thread you're a hypocrite.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:54 PM   #2
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How about licking icecream off an asshole?

What are your feelings on that?

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:54 PM   #3
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I like it

edit - I was referring to sex. Not ice cream covered asses

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:55 PM   #4
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Sometimes I imagine Brady doing a scat video for me. What are your feelings on that?

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:06 PM   #5
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hahhaha, yeah maybay not the asshole, but what about the buttcheek?

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:06 PM   #6
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Sometimes I imagine Brady doing a scat video for me. What are your feelings on that?
She's given you the bra shot, so why not go the extra mile.

I say pm her.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:07 PM   #7
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of course. I'd lick the ass too if she was clean

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:11 PM   #8
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I know what you and Bonnie will be up to this weekend.

Just make sure her mommy isn't home.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:28 PM   #9
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i thought about buying a dildo for myself.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:31 PM   #10
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how would you be using it?

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:33 PM   #11
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in my butt.

i feel like this is something i should have done as a teenager but didn't.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:35 PM   #12
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I really support you on that John. You would get a lot of pleasure from stimulating your prostate. Why aren't you on aim buddy?

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:37 PM   #13
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i just realized i wasn't. like right beofrei read that.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:43 PM   #14
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i thought about buying a dildo for myself.
i bought one but it broke.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:44 PM   #15
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I want the rabbit!!!!!

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:51 PM   #16
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i want alot of things

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:51 PM   #17
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those are really nice.

 
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:56 PM   #18
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The rabbits? -That's what i've heard.

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:14 AM   #19
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The rabbits? -That's what i've heard.

yes!!

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:29 AM   #20
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Any other recommendations?

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:32 AM   #21
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How about licking icecream off an asshole?

What are your feelings on that?
I'm pretty experimental myself, but if I were gay/a straight girl, I would not want to eat anything off a guy's asshole.

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:51 AM   #22
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I'm pretty experimental myself, but if I were gay/a straight girl, I would not want to eat anything off a guy's asshole.
You gotta have salad dressing for your salad.

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:55 AM   #23
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Any other recommendations?
http://www.americanlifestyle.com/pro...durex_ring.jpg

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:55 AM   #24
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You gotta have salad dressing for your salad.
Let alone an asshole.

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:30 AM   #25
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so i was drunk one night and on the internet and watching tv and saw one of those stupid commericals for trojan vibrating touch. i decided to purchase one....to cut to the point...it sucks.

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:36 AM   #26
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i just fucked 28if's gf

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 04:26 AM   #27
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lot of stupid assholes in this thread

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 05:00 AM   #28
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so i was drunk one night and on the internet and watching tv and saw one of those stupid commericals for trojan vibrating touch. i decided to purchase one....to cut to the point...it sucks.
isn't all that shit stupid? like the old 'ribbed' condoms? the only way you feel the ribbed is if you have a FAT fucking dick like 28if and then you don't really care about the 'ribbed' because all you're paying attention to is the FAT fucking dick.

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:54 AM   #29
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so i was drunk one night and on the internet and watching tv and saw one of those stupid commericals for trojan vibrating touch. i decided to purchase one....to cut to the point...it sucks.
It looks like a jetpack for your finger!

 
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Old 02-07-2009, 11:59 AM   #30
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I like the way Netphoria has come around on rimming in the past few years.

 
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