So I can't fuck my girlfriend - Page 5

28if · 02-06-2009, 01:03 AM

I really think she isn't. She's a weird kind of girl.

Fattening Ass · 02-06-2009, 01:03 AM

put it in the butt

Shallowed · 02-06-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Her pussy is obviously jammed with something.

http://www.tecnocem.com/image/booste...cable-1135.jpg

Fattening Ass · 02-06-2009, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Her pussy is obviously jammed with something.

?

murgle · 02-06-2009, 02:23 AM

Has she tried getting on top before? That way she's got more control of it.

Also, to reinforce what someone (sepiae, maybe) said, her mom is wrong. She needs to go to the gyno every year. It's not something you wait to do until you're older (like mammograms for women or getting your prostate checked for men)

Brute Squad · 02-06-2009, 02:57 AM

Having just read this thread, the first thing that was coming to my mind as a solution was muscle relaxers, which has been suggested at least twice already. Either find a good drug dealer or get the girl or yourself to a doctor to set you up with a prescription.

Beyond that, I think it's fairly obvious the girl has fears based on previous experience, very likely in her childhood. The accidental vagina scratching ending in her automatic muscle contraction pretty much proves that - she was automatically trying to force away what was causing the pain based on memory much like people automatically jerk their arm/hand away when one's hand/arm is being burnt. Realize that if she was abused when she was young, it's possible if not likely that the memories of the actual event are severely repressed to the point that she doesn't even remember/recall it.

If you have any intention of continuing this relationship, you need to discuss this issue with her, but your approach will be the most important part. Work her up to the question. Next time the whole "sex is not happening" issue comes up, talk about like normal. If you haven't already, ask her what she thinks may have caused this. Don't imply that this situation is unnatural or weird. Don't complain about it. It will only cause her to shut you out. The key to figuring this out and solving it is psychological. If you can talk to her about it without giving any sort of negative tone, she'll be more willing to discuss it. Essentially, what you want to do is have her figure the reason this is happening. Have her unravel the mystery, not you. If you do tell her what her problem is or what caused this, it will sound to her like you're blaming her. At some point, you will want to bring up the idea that this is sometimes caused by issues that occurred at a young age. Eventually, over time, build up to "you were raped, weren't you?"

If anything was off here, I blame the bottle of Rioja.

28if · 02-06-2009, 03:10 AM

I do not think she was raped or anything. I made the thread more for "lol" factor than as an actual plea for help. It sucks but it's not terrible, I REALLY like her. I'll get her to a gyno this summer and see what happens, i'm not that worried about it.

28if · 02-06-2009, 03:11 AM

Hey is Ativan a muscle relaxant? I have a bunch left over from a presciption a few months ago. It just makes me a tiny bit loopy and really tired.

agenda suicide · 02-06-2009, 03:18 AM

Why can she only go to the gyno in the summer and winter?

28if · 02-06-2009, 03:22 AM

She's in school a few hours away. I actually live in between her school and her parent's house.

wHATcOLOR · 02-06-2009, 03:27 AM

just fuck her mom then

Shallowed · 02-06-2009, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

just fuck her mom then

Yar, it's not like it's being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Ol' Couch Ass · 02-06-2009, 04:02 AM

If you could provide a scale drawing of of both your wang and her vagina (preferably on graph paper) I think we'd all be able to visualize this problem a bit more clearly and hopefully come to some solution.

I'm Hardcore · 02-06-2009, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

If you could provide a scale drawing of of both your wang and her vagina (preferably on graph paper) I think we'd all be able to visualize this problem a bit more clearly and hopefully come to some solution.

it could be rather misleading.

i have a very average sized penis, but my ex g/f SCREAMED when i took her virginity.

vanilla · 02-06-2009, 04:30 AM

whatever guys, this is all a big scheme for him to make us think he's got this gigantic dick. i'm sure when it's erect, it's like a baby turtle poking it's head out of it's shell. sad.

Future Boy · 02-06-2009, 04:38 AM

well played 28if

hnibos · 02-06-2009, 04:46 AM

i guess tinwop

ChristHimself! · 02-06-2009, 07:25 AM

best thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

I surprised her at school and gave her a jewelry box.

should have stuffed it up her cunt with a dragon punch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylvia Woods

I was watching the movie Kinsey, and Liam Neeson and his wife had the same problem...

hey i saw this movie called unbreakable

Luke de Spa · 02-06-2009, 07:34 AM

hey crazy coincidence i heard this westlife song called unbreakable

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-06-2009, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

We've been trying to do this since last summer now. I don't know what to do. I don't think there is a smiley large enough to express my feelings on this issue.

I'm Hardcore · 02-06-2009, 09:06 AM

NSFW

http://images.encyclopediadramatica...._tiny_dong.jpg

smashingjj · 02-06-2009, 09:52 AM

laurie asks a very good question

Mo · 02-06-2009, 09:55 AM

Why would you turn such an interesting thread into something so unsafe for work, Meeks?

publius clodius · 02-06-2009, 10:33 AM

holy shit that's depressing

JokeyLoki · 02-06-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

her mom told her thats the only time they take reservations.

Her mom is 100% full of shit.

Or, she's lying to you.

28if · 02-06-2009, 12:56 PM

*facepalm*

redbreegull · 02-06-2009, 01:18 PM

lol at jokeyloki in this thread

Nimrod's Son · 02-06-2009, 01:38 PM

why can't she make an appointment with ANOTHER gyno that's not her mom's business?

does planned parenthood help out at all with this shit or are they only about killin' babies

redbreegull · 02-06-2009, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

why can't she make an appointment with ANOTHER gyno that's not her mom's business?

does planned parenthood help out at all with this shit or are they only about killin' babies

have you ever tried paying a doctor not covered by your insurance

hnibos · 02-06-2009, 01:42 PM

he makes 100k a year, it doesnt matter to him

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02-06-2009, 01:03 AM	#121
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	I really think she isn't. She's a weird kind of girl.

02-06-2009, 01:03 AM	#122
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	put it in the butt

02-06-2009, 02:23 AM	#125
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	Has she tried getting on top before? That way she's got more control of it. Also, to reinforce what someone (sepiae, maybe) said, her mom is wrong. She needs to go to the gyno every year. It's not something you wait to do until you're older (like mammograms for women or getting your prostate checked for men)

02-06-2009, 02:57 AM	#126
Brute Squad oh for fuck's sake Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,506	Having just read this thread, the first thing that was coming to my mind as a solution was muscle relaxers, which has been suggested at least twice already. Either find a good drug dealer or get the girl or yourself to a doctor to set you up with a prescription. Beyond that, I think it's fairly obvious the girl has fears based on previous experience, very likely in her childhood. The accidental vagina scratching ending in her automatic muscle contraction pretty much proves that - she was automatically trying to force away what was causing the pain based on memory much like people automatically jerk their arm/hand away when one's hand/arm is being burnt. Realize that if she was abused when she was young, it's possible if not likely that the memories of the actual event are severely repressed to the point that she doesn't even remember/recall it. If you have any intention of continuing this relationship, you need to discuss this issue with her, but your approach will be the most important part. Work her up to the question. Next time the whole "sex is not happening" issue comes up, talk about like normal. If you haven't already, ask her what she thinks may have caused this. Don't imply that this situation is unnatural or weird. Don't complain about it. It will only cause her to shut you out. The key to figuring this out and solving it is psychological. If you can talk to her about it without giving any sort of negative tone, she'll be more willing to discuss it. Essentially, what you want to do is have her figure the reason this is happening. Have her unravel the mystery, not you. If you do tell her what her problem is or what caused this, it will sound to her like you're blaming her. At some point, you will want to bring up the idea that this is sometimes caused by issues that occurred at a young age. Eventually, over time, build up to "you were raped, weren't you?" If anything was off here, I blame the bottle of Rioja.

02-06-2009, 03:10 AM	#127
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	I do not think she was raped or anything. I made the thread more for "lol" factor than as an actual plea for help. It sucks but it's not terrible, I REALLY like her. I'll get her to a gyno this summer and see what happens, i'm not that worried about it.

02-06-2009, 03:11 AM	#128
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	Hey is Ativan a muscle relaxant? I have a bunch left over from a presciption a few months ago. It just makes me a tiny bit loopy and really tired.

02-06-2009, 03:18 AM	#129
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	Why can she only go to the gyno in the summer and winter?

02-06-2009, 03:22 AM	#130
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	She's in school a few hours away. I actually live in between her school and her parent's house.

02-06-2009, 03:27 AM	#131
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	just fuck her mom then

02-06-2009, 04:02 AM	#133
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	If you could provide a scale drawing of of both your wang and her vagina (preferably on graph paper) I think we'd all be able to visualize this problem a bit more clearly and hopefully come to some solution.

02-06-2009, 04:30 AM	#135
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	whatever guys, this is all a big scheme for him to make us think he's got this gigantic dick. i'm sure when it's erect, it's like a baby turtle poking it's head out of it's shell. sad.

02-06-2009, 04:38 AM	#136
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	well played 28if

02-06-2009, 04:46 AM	#137
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	i guess tinwop

02-06-2009, 07:34 AM	#139
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	hey crazy coincidence i heard this westlife song called unbreakable

02-06-2009, 09:06 AM	#141
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	NSFW http://images.encyclopediadramatica...._tiny_dong.jpg

02-06-2009, 09:52 AM	#142
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	laurie asks a very good question

02-06-2009, 09:55 AM	#143
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Why would you turn such an interesting thread into something so unsafe for work, Meeks?

02-06-2009, 10:33 AM	#144
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	holy shit that's depressing

02-06-2009, 12:56 PM	#146
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	facepalm

02-06-2009, 01:18 PM	#147
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	lol at jokeyloki in this thread

02-06-2009, 01:38 PM	#148
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	why can't she make an appointment with ANOTHER gyno that's not her mom's business? does planned parenthood help out at all with this shit or are they only about killin' babies

02-06-2009, 01:42 PM	#150
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	he makes 100k a year, it doesnt matter to him