So I can't fuck my girlfriend

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

i think that's what he meant

i mean that's at least what i meant

no, he said
as long as it was peeled when he shoved it up his ass

[Starla]

jesus christ nimrod.... I feel like slapping you.

[sickbadthing]

There is lumber in her cunt that is blocking cock activity.

[Nimrod's Son]

28if.. important question here. is she blowing you?

[Starla]

I've told her to see the gynocologist. She said she would over winter break, but it didn't happen

she's probably embarrassed. it's really hard to walk in to a doctor and say, "gee, my boyfriend can't get his dick up in me"

give her a break.... i mean, imagine having to tell a doctor your dick don't work properly

[sickbadthing]

I bet there are car keys and a cell phone up in there.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Starla

she's probably embarrassed. it's really hard to walk in to a doctor and say, "gee, my boyfriend can't get his dick up in me"

give her a break.... i mean, imagine having to tell a doctor your dick don't work properly

are you kidding? if my dick wasn't working properly i'd be sprinting to the doctor

[Starla]

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Vegetable juices and shit. I don't know. I'm just saying, the thought isn't exactly pleasant to some chicks.

Anyway, if it's an involuntary muscle thing, see if you can get some muscle relaxers. It might not cure it, but it'll help enough that she may get used to it, and it won't be such a mental issue next time.

they're not going to understand it, so we may as well stand back and watch them be total idiots about this.

what's gonna happen is she'll find a compassionate guy who can break her fears and starts fucking her in the most awesome way ever

[Travis Meeks]

this girl needs to learn that her pussy isn't to be used as a combination lumber storage area / purse

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

are you kidding? if my dick wasn't working properly i'd be sprinting to the doctor

no, you'd be looking for help on netphoria!

[Sepiae]

If she doesn't want to go to her mom's doctor, is there one she could see at school so that her mom doesn't find out? And a doctor at school might be more used to dealing with younger women who are new to sex and talking about issues.

[ravenguy2000]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

28if.. important question here. is she blowing you?

Also, how old is she?

Because if she hasn't turned 6 yet that would explain almost everything.

[sickbadthing]

I'm really getting pissed about this bitch. Who the fuck does she think she is?

[28if]

Yeah she'll blow me if I ask nice. I duno what to do honestly it's a bit of a perdicament. Her school only has a "health center" manned with nurses and stuff, I suppose a visit there couldn't hurt though.

Once I was fingering her and scratched her or hurt her somehow a little bit and I could feel the muscles contract really tightly all of a sudden it was weird.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by Starla

"gee, my boyfriend can't get his dick up in me"

his girlfriend sounds black

[sppunk]

She sounds like a prude - dump her now before you waste more money on the bitch.

[vanilla]

ouch! i have a feeling this relationship isn't going to last much longer if she doesn't get help w/ this issue.

[Travis Meeks]

I can't fuck Bonnie either (her mom said no) so we're kind of in the same boat 28if

[Nimrod's Son]

what about muscle relaxers

[sppunk]

What about just ravaging her asshole?

There's always a solution, 28if.

[Travis Meeks]

But seriously, she needs to go a gyno and discuss this with a doctor. This has been going on since summer and she couldn't take the initiative to see a doctor about this over break? I'd be kind of pissed at this point.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by 28if

Yeah she'll blow me if I ask nice.

next.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

But seriously, she needs to go a gyno and discuss this with a doctor. This has been going on since summer and she couldn't take the initiative to see a doctor about this over break? I'd be kind of pissed at this point.

i'm telling you, she doesn't want this fixed. she will probably dump him and then immediately fuck the next guy she halfway likes, because that's how this shit works.

[shannon]

Originally Posted by 28if

Yeah she'll blow me if I ask nice

ugh

Originally Posted by 28if

I could feel the muscles contract really tightly all of a sudden it was weird.

yeah, this feeling should never be "weird"

[Nimrod's Son]

shannon does this chick sound like a total bitch y/n

[vanilla]

yeah, she should totally be willing to blow you at any given moment. what a jerk.

[RopeyLopey]

Originally Posted by 28if

I guess she had a bad experience the first time she went to the gynocologist

wait, she doesn't see a gynecologist from time to time? She's been there only once?

does she enjoy it if you put your fingers in?

my first gf had this reaction for the first time we tried. Second time she got really wasted and it worked fine from then on.

If she doesn't enjoy any sexual activity with you at all, dump her - the relationship wouldn't work. It would be a suffering for both of you if you stayed together.

[sickbadthing]

You have been try to fuck her urethra. Try the other hole, pencil dick.

[shannon]

Originally Posted by vanilla

yeah, she should totally be willing to blow you at any given moment. what a jerk.

if this is directed at my "ugh", then let me clarify.

i don't think he should have to coat his words in pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles if he wants a blowjob. i think it should be ok for him to just ASK, without having to feel bad or beg everytime

[Sylvia Woods]

I was watching the movie Kinsey, and Liam Neeson and his wife had the same problem. They went to a doctor for it, and I think the solution was doing it from behind or something. Check into that. It's a good movie if anything, so there's some compensation.