What's the deal with getting pot on an airplane? - Page 2

Thaniel Buckner · 02-02-2009, 08:20 PM

one time i sold a couple 20 sacks to an irish tourist who was leaving for las vegas the next day. i told him if he wanted to smuggle it, he should shove it in a shampoo bottle in his check in baggage.

i wonder what ever became of that dude.

beef curtains · 02-02-2009, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by hnibos

tape it to your inner thigh, or if you wear underwear/boxers brief just put it in there. only a little uncomfortable.

then your joint tastes like balls

ravenguy2000 · 02-02-2009, 08:32 PM

sounds like a win/win to me

noyen · 02-02-2009, 08:34 PM

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/...breakstars.jpg

JokeyLoki · 02-02-2009, 08:41 PM

Let me google that for you

better than new · 02-02-2009, 08:45 PM

I know someone that takes a pack of cigarettes and just replaces the tobacco in a couple with the weed instead, hasn't been stopped yet.

noyen · 02-02-2009, 08:47 PM

i sold jimmy heroin man

redbreegull · 02-02-2009, 10:02 PM

My cousin snuck a fair amount of weed thru airport security a few times. The first time he only had a bit so he taped it to his thigh and the second time he shampoo bottled it. The shampoo is supposed to make it hard for the dogs to smell it or something.

28if · 02-02-2009, 10:23 PM

Well I mean if I just put it in my pocket I don't see how they'd be any more likely to find it than if it was inside a shampoo bottle or something. Unless they have dogs and shit sniffing you. Which I guess was my question.

better than new · 02-03-2009, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 28if

Well I mean if I just put it in my pocket I don't see how they'd be any more likely to find it than if it was inside a shampoo bottle or something. Unless they have dogs and shit sniffing you. Which I guess was my question.

Do they still pull random people aside every so often to do more in depth searches? This is a serious question.

D. · 02-03-2009, 01:42 AM

i can't tell if 28if is as so fucking stupid as his posts make him seem. i'm thinking he's just funnin' us.

mercurial · 02-03-2009, 01:45 AM

in aus and nz if you're travelling domestic this isn't an issue. they only have the sniffer dogs in international terminals, down these ways ...

don't know what it's like where you live though

Shallowed · 02-03-2009, 01:59 AM

Where are you from mercurial? I may need to add you to my mental list of fellow members I know to be from NZ

murgle · 02-03-2009, 02:30 AM

friend of mine smuggled some back from Amsterdam when they went a couple summers ago.

However, seeing as you're not a girl, you won't be able to utilise the same method she did.

mercurial · 02-03-2009, 03:15 AM

akl but i've been living in melbourne the last 4 years

mercurial · 02-03-2009, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by murgle

friend of mine smuggled some back from Amsterdam when they went a couple summers ago.

However, seeing as you're not a girl, you won't be able to utilise the same method she did.

did she throw a huge tantrum when they found it or something?

Hillzy · 02-03-2009, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

Where are you from mercurial? I may need to add you to my mental list of fellow members I know to be from NZ

Ooh pick me!

I'm Hardcore · 02-03-2009, 03:53 AM

best way is to seal it airtight, and keep it in a bottle of menthol.

mercurial · 02-03-2009, 04:34 AM

what you want to do is get your mate to come with you and take along a piece of fried chicken in his pocket

Shallowed · 02-03-2009, 04:34 AM

Yeah I always get a twinge of excitement when Hillzy or I'm Hardcore post

Hillzy · 02-03-2009, 04:41 AM

Oh, you.

ChristHimself! · 02-03-2009, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mercurial

what you want to do is get your mate to come with you and take along a piece of fried chicken in his pocket

or bathe in ammonia before you leave for your flight

Starla · 02-03-2009, 04:47 AM

pre- 9/11 I flew some to missouri with me by tucking the baggie under my boob

Starla · 02-03-2009, 04:57 AM

i think KCI airport has the most intense security checks in comparison to SFO, LAX, or Sea-tac after 9/11. i wouldn't try to fly shit in or out of KCI again.

mercurial · 02-03-2009, 05:09 AM

afterwards you could smoke a joint and eat the chicken

D. · 02-03-2009, 05:31 AM

starla needs to share some with me.

redbreegull · 02-03-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by D.

i can't tell if 28if is as so fucking stupid as his posts make him seem

Irony is a cast iron bitch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

best way is to seal it airtight, and keep it in a bottle of menthol.

I've heard this too.

ChristHimself! · 02-03-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull

Irony is a cast iron bitch.

is that why it's so iron-y?

GET IT

AHAHAHAHAHA

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-03-2009, 12:33 PM

Netphoria isn't too far way from 4chan

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-03-2009, 02:15 PM

SO WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE PEANUTS
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02-02-2009, 08:20 PM	#31
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	one time i sold a couple 20 sacks to an irish tourist who was leaving for las vegas the next day. i told him if he wanted to smuggle it, he should shove it in a shampoo bottle in his check in baggage. i wonder what ever became of that dude.

02-02-2009, 08:32 PM	#33
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	sounds like a win/win to me

02-02-2009, 08:34 PM	#34
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	http://media.monstersandcritics.com/...breakstars.jpg

02-02-2009, 08:41 PM	#35
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	Let me google that for you

02-02-2009, 08:45 PM	#36
better than new Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,606	I know someone that takes a pack of cigarettes and just replaces the tobacco in a couple with the weed instead, hasn't been stopped yet.

02-02-2009, 08:47 PM	#37
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i sold jimmy heroin man

02-02-2009, 10:02 PM	#38
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	My cousin snuck a fair amount of weed thru airport security a few times. The first time he only had a bit so he taped it to his thigh and the second time he shampoo bottled it. The shampoo is supposed to make it hard for the dogs to smell it or something.

02-02-2009, 10:23 PM	#39
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	Well I mean if I just put it in my pocket I don't see how they'd be any more likely to find it than if it was inside a shampoo bottle or something. Unless they have dogs and shit sniffing you. Which I guess was my question.

02-03-2009, 01:42 AM	#41
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i can't tell if 28if is as so fucking stupid as his posts make him seem. i'm thinking he's just funnin' us.

02-03-2009, 01:45 AM	#42
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	in aus and nz if you're travelling domestic this isn't an issue. they only have the sniffer dogs in international terminals, down these ways ... don't know what it's like where you live though

02-03-2009, 01:59 AM	#43
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	Where are you from mercurial? I may need to add you to my mental list of fellow members I know to be from NZ

02-03-2009, 02:30 AM	#44
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	friend of mine smuggled some back from Amsterdam when they went a couple summers ago. However, seeing as you're not a girl, you won't be able to utilise the same method she did.

02-03-2009, 03:15 AM	#45
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	akl but i've been living in melbourne the last 4 years

02-03-2009, 03:53 AM	#48
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	best way is to seal it airtight, and keep it in a bottle of menthol.

02-03-2009, 04:34 AM	#49
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	what you want to do is get your mate to come with you and take along a piece of fried chicken in his pocket

02-03-2009, 04:41 AM	#51
Hillzy Apocalyptic Poster Location: Posting Rules You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts Posts: 4,184	Oh, you.

02-03-2009, 04:47 AM	#53
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	pre- 9/11 I flew some to missouri with me by tucking the baggie under my boob

02-03-2009, 04:57 AM	#54
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	i think KCI airport has the most intense security checks in comparison to SFO, LAX, or Sea-tac after 9/11. i wouldn't try to fly shit in or out of KCI again.

02-03-2009, 05:09 AM	#55
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	afterwards you could smoke a joint and eat the chicken

02-03-2009, 05:31 AM	#56
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	starla needs to share some with me.

02-03-2009, 12:33 PM	#59
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Netphoria isn't too far way from 4chan

02-03-2009, 02:15 PM	#60
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	SO WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE PEANUTS http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.co...2/seinfeld.jpg