I met the girl that created the hamburger bed last night

Brute Squad · 01-25-2009, 07:30 PM

I asked if she'd had any boys over to give it a go and sadly she had not.

Mmmm, Delicious Sleep: The Hamburger Bed - Geekologie

duovamp · 01-25-2009, 07:34 PM

Did you ask her if it'd be pretty funny if she died in a grease fire?

Trotskilicious · 01-25-2009, 07:37 PM

shut up fascist

wHATcOLOR · 01-26-2009, 07:16 AM

was she hot

The Jesus · 01-26-2009, 08:01 AM

I wonder if her sex parts smell and taste like a hamburger.

carapatricia · 01-26-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Fogelsong

I asked if she'd had any boys over to give it a go and sadly she had not.

Mmmm, Delicious Sleep: The Hamburger Bed - Geekologie

Why didn't You didn't help her christen it?

killtrocity · 01-26-2009, 10:22 AM

EXTRA MAYO ON THE PLEASE

Brute Squad · 01-26-2009, 11:14 AM

She's the girl in the first picture on the website. Total ditz though.

ravenguy2000 · 01-26-2009, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

I wonder if her sex parts smell and taste like a hamburger.

why is that not normal

agenda suicide · 01-26-2009, 11:33 AM

I had no idea there was a hamburger bed

AndySlash · 01-26-2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Fogelsong

Total ditz though.

no fucking way!!!

Brute Squad · 01-26-2009, 11:58 AM

Yes way Ted

duovamp · 01-26-2009, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

I wonder if her sex parts smell and taste like a hamburger.

They do on every woman.

The Jesus · 01-26-2009, 12:15 PM

Man, I must be hooking up with some dirty women.

killtrocity · 01-26-2009, 05:03 PM

fish = bad

hamburger = good

sour milk = bad

The Jesus · 01-26-2009, 05:18 PM

What about chicken that's been left out in direct sunlight for a few hours?

Nimrod's Son · 01-26-2009, 06:38 PM

tinwop

Brute Squad · 01-26-2009, 11:31 PM

what, you couldn't click a little link

ryan patrick · 01-27-2009, 12:57 AM

does she lead off conversations with "so i invented the hamburger bed..." or did you just happen to be a huge hamburger bed fan

duovamp · 01-27-2009, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

What about chicken that's been left out in direct sunlight for a few hours?

Depends on the seasoning.

I'm Hardcore · 01-27-2009, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Depends on the seasoning.

you are disgusting

Sonic Johnny · 01-27-2009, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

They do on every woman.

i hate to be the one to tell you this, duovamp, but those females you sleep with aren't technically classified as "women" yet.

Nimrod's Son · 01-27-2009, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Fogelsong

what, you couldn't click a little link

the chick, not the bed numbnuts.

pale blue eyes · 01-27-2009, 01:55 PM

That thing must be a bitch to wash.

duovamp · 01-27-2009, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

i hate to be the one to tell you this, duovamp, but those females you sleep with aren't technically classified as "women" yet.

Look, all I know is as long as it doesn't taste like an Angry Whopper I'm happy.

Nothing/everything · 01-27-2009, 02:47 PM

a lot of strange stuff going on at geekologie.com

Shallowed · 01-27-2009, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale blue eyes

That thing must be a bitch to wash.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

Man, I must be hooking up with some dirty women.

.

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