i took a shit today without immediately showering afterwards

Thaniel Buckner · 01-19-2009, 11:36 AM

i hate this feeling

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 11:38 AM

I take it that it wasn't a clean wipe?

agenda suicide · 11:53 AM

show shower every time you shit? do you also shave to stick with the three s's?

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 11:44 AM

Show shower? what?

agenda suicide · 01-19-2009, 11:49 AM

I meant to type so do you shower, but it came out show shower. I'm not sure how long it would have taken me to notice if you hadn't pointed it out.

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 11:50 AM

I know a lot of people that do the naked crap...and then hop into the shower directly after.

smashingjj · 01-19-2009, 11:51 AM

agenda suicide · 01-19-2009, 11:52 AM

I would love to shit then shower, but we have no hot water

Trotskilicious · 01-19-2009, 11:53 AM

you shower after every dump!?

you're a disgrace to the hippy name JB. you're not even supposed to wipe.

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 11:54 AM

Haha I've never really imagined a girl doing the shit then shower routine. It is not a pleasant picture.

Caine Walker · 01-19-2009, 11:57 AM

i am perfectly comfortable dropping a deuce and then going about my business sans shower. what's the big deal?

Trotskilicious · 01-19-2009, 11:59 AM

I think most people are Caine.

Maybe ****** has really messy shits...dude. You need to eat more fiber.

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 12:01 PM

I guess it depends what your crap was like....sometimes you just feel more confident after a quick shower.

Trotskilicious · 01-19-2009, 12:02 PM

I mean I've had shit disasters before when I have diarrhea but goodness. a big solid loaf doesn't send me running to the shower

Trotskilicious · 01-19-2009, 12:02 PM

actually i've found the more solid the loaf the less you have to wipe

Caine Walker · 01-19-2009, 12:03 PM

precisely.

agenda suicide · 01-19-2009, 12:07 PM

I'm mainly talking about shitting to make yourself feel better [upset tummy etc], and a nice hot shower goes perfectly with that.

Thaniel Buckner · 01-19-2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threetwooneZERO

I take it that it wasn't a clean wipe?

if theres shit on the floor, do you clean it with a broom or a mop?

also, the internet just went out here at work. i work for an isp. fucking fabulous.

Trotskilicious · 01-19-2009, 12:10 PM

Do you miss the toilet a lot, JB?

Caine Walker · 01-19-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

if theres shit on the floor, do you clean it with a broom or a mop?

just hang your butt over the sink and have at it.

agenda suicide · 01-19-2009, 12:12 PM

so I think this is an appropriate thread to tell my story in. last night I forgot to eat dinner, and finally at like 1 decided to make a frozen pizza out of pure laziness. well later on I felt like I was gonna vomit, so I run to the bathroom. I end up vomiting, and what do ya know.. the pizza hadn't been digested yet, so I'm barfing up chunky pizza. Shit hits the water with enough force to splash back up on my face. Of course, I started vomiting more thanks to having pizza puke on me.
now THAT'S when a shit and shower will do you good.

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

actually i've found the more solid the loaf the less you have to wipe

this JUST happened.

The Jesus · 01-19-2009, 12:19 PM

Get a bidet, or just wash your ass in the sink post poop.

smashingjj · 01-19-2009, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Maybe ****** has really messy shits...dude. You need to eat more fiber.

i always have this netphorian quote in my head, someone told that he hardly had to wipe at all. i always had lots of respect. i believe it was ******

Esty · 01-19-2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

just hang your butt over the sink and have at it.

Naw dude, next time he should just shit in the shower. Problem solved.

Brute Squad · 01-19-2009, 03:30 PM

You don't shit at work?

pale_princess · 01-19-2009, 03:39 PM

two words ******: baby wipes. just ask terence howard

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 04:02 PM

I don't get that joke...can you fill me in?

Gish08 · 01-19-2009, 04:04 PM

Buy some baby wipes, or something

threetwooneZERO · 01-19-2009, 04:09 PM

That's the joke?

01-19-2009, 11:36 AM	#1
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,060	i took a shit today without immediately showering afterwards i hate this feeling

01-19-2009, 11:42 AM	#3
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,122	show shower every time you shit? do you also shave to stick with the three s's? Last edited by agenda suicide : 01-19-2009 at 11:53 AM. Reason: I'm gonna leave my fuck up

01-19-2009, 11:51 AM	#7
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01-19-2009, 11:38 AM	#2
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,900	I take it that it wasn't a clean wipe?

01-19-2009, 11:44 AM	#4
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,900	Show shower? what?

01-19-2009, 11:49 AM	#5
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,122	I meant to type so do you shower, but it came out show shower. I'm not sure how long it would have taken me to notice if you hadn't pointed it out.

01-19-2009, 11:50 AM	#6
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,900	I know a lot of people that do the naked crap...and then hop into the shower directly after.

01-19-2009, 11:52 AM	#8
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,122	I would love to shit then shower, but we have no hot water

01-19-2009, 11:53 AM	#9
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,947	you shower after every dump!? you're a disgrace to the hippy name JB. you're not even supposed to wipe.

01-19-2009, 11:54 AM	#10
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,900	Haha I've never really imagined a girl doing the shit then shower routine. It is not a pleasant picture.

01-19-2009, 11:57 AM	#11
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,512	i am perfectly comfortable dropping a deuce and then going about my business sans shower. what's the big deal?

01-19-2009, 11:59 AM	#12
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,947	I think most people are Caine. Maybe ****** has really messy shits...dude. You need to eat more fiber.

01-19-2009, 12:01 PM	#13
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,900	I guess it depends what your crap was like....sometimes you just feel more confident after a quick shower.

01-19-2009, 12:02 PM	#14
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,947	I mean I've had shit disasters before when I have diarrhea but goodness. a big solid loaf doesn't send me running to the shower

01-19-2009, 12:03 PM	#16
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,512	precisely.

01-19-2009, 12:07 PM	#17
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,122	I'm mainly talking about shitting to make yourself feel better [upset tummy etc], and a nice hot shower goes perfectly with that.

01-19-2009, 12:10 PM	#19
Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,947	Do you miss the toilet a lot, JB?

01-19-2009, 12:12 PM	#21
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,122	so I think this is an appropriate thread to tell my story in. last night I forgot to eat dinner, and finally at like 1 decided to make a frozen pizza out of pure laziness. well later on I felt like I was gonna vomit, so I run to the bathroom. I end up vomiting, and what do ya know.. the pizza hadn't been digested yet, so I'm barfing up chunky pizza. Shit hits the water with enough force to splash back up on my face. Of course, I started vomiting more thanks to having pizza puke on me. now THAT'S when a shit and shower will do you good.

01-19-2009, 12:19 PM	#23
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,951	Get a bidet, or just wash your ass in the sink post poop.

01-19-2009, 03:30 PM	#26
Brute Squad oh for fuck's sake Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,507	You don't shit at work?

01-19-2009, 03:39 PM	#27
pale_princess IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME Location: doesn't matter where it's always a good time there Posts: 9,327	two words ******: baby wipes. just ask terence howard

01-19-2009, 04:02 PM	#28
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,900	I don't get that joke...can you fill me in?

01-19-2009, 04:04 PM	#29
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,564	Buy some baby wipes, or something

01-19-2009, 04:09 PM	#30
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,900	That's the joke?