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View Poll Results: Do you give blood? and how many times?
Yes, just once 1 3.45%
Yes, < 5 8 27.59%
Yes > 10 5 17.24%
Yes, > 50 0 0%
Yes, > 100 0 0%
Never 10 34.48%
Not allowed, I've had sex with a man since 1977 and/or handled a monkey 5 17.24%
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Old 01-17-2009, 04:46 AM   #31
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No, I didnt donate plasma.

I was going to when I lived in Austin (and was poor) and saw the advert in the paper.

But I chickened out.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 04:47 AM   #32
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I'm not too sure of the process, what happens? Do you know?

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 04:49 AM   #33
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I have a vague understanding.

They hook you up to 2 tubes. One tube takes the blood out, runs it through a machine that takes out the plasma, and then puts the plasma-less blood back into you via the 2nd tube.

I hear it makes you cold and tired.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 04:50 AM   #34
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i voted wrong. I gave blood once or twice in high school and jr high, but I'm not allowed to now.

Last time I tried they said 'no' cause i'm anemic. and something about having gotten a tattoo.

i did NOT have unprotected sex with a man from Nigeria after 1977 or whatever.


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DO NOT DONATE BLOOD IF:
You have ever tested positive for HIV,
You have ever injected yourself with drugs or other substances not prescribed by a physician,
You are a man and have had sex with another man, even once,
You have hemophilia or another Blood clotting disorder and received clotting factor concentrate,
You have engaged in sex for drugs or money since 1977,
You have lived in western Europe since 1980,
You have been held in a correctional facility (including jails, prisons and/or detention centers) for more than 72 hours in the last 12 months,
You were born in, lived in or had sex with anyone who lived in, or received Blood products in Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, Niger or Nigeria since 1977 (this list changes frequently; updates are very important) or,
You are, or have been a sexual contact of someone in the above list.

NOTE: There is a special watch for potential donors who have visited or lived in England/United Kingdom from 1980 to 1999, and those who have lived and/or worked in Western Europe since 1980.

MEDICAL CONDITIONS
Accident & Injury: can donate if otherwise healthy
Aids: can not donate
Allergies: can donate if there is no infection present and there is no treatment ongoing
Anemia: defer donation until no symptoms exist
Arthritis: can donate if mild and not on medication
Asthma: those with severe asthma requiring regular treatment can not donate; can donate if there are no symptoms evident
Babesiosis: can not donate
Blood disorders or bleeding tendencies: can not donate
Blood Pressure: acceptable range is 160/90 to 110/60. (see medication section below for medication restrictions.)
Brain or spinal surgery that required a transplant of brain covering (dura mater): can not donate
Bronchitis: defer donation until four weeks or after recovery
CJD: When a Blood relative has been diagnosed with Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD), or there is an increased family risk of CJD; can not donate
Cancer: Basal cell, squamous cell skin cancers and keratosis; can not donate until removed and healed. Melanoma; can not donate. Malignant tumors; can donate five years after removal of early stage contained solid tumor, no chemotherapy, and in remission
Chicken Pox: defer donation until four weeks after recovery
Chlamydia: like all other venereal diseases; a minimum of a one year deferral is required
Colds, fever, flu, sore throat: can not donate until symptoms (sore throat, cough, respiratory infection, headache) are completely gone
Cold Sore, Fever Blister, Canker Sore: can donate
Colitis: can not donate
Colostomy: can not donate
Dementia: can not donate
Dengue: defer donation until four weeks after recovery
Dermatitis: can donate if mild; defer donation if severe
Diabetes: can donate if treatment is by diet control and condition is stable; defer donation if on medication
Diarrhea: defer donation until three weeks after recovery
Eczema: can donate if mild. defer donation if severe
Emph****a: can not donate
Filariasis: can not donate
Food Poisoning: defer donation for one week after full recovery
Gastroenteritis: defer donation for one week after full recovery
Gall Stone: can donate if not on medication
Gonorrhea/Syphilis: defer donation for one year after complete recovery
Gout: can not donate
Heart attack: can donate if greater than one year since, and no symptoms present, the attending Blood authority physician must carefully evaluate
Heart surgery, Coronary artery bypass surgery (CABG) or angioplasty: can donate one year after surgery, if no history of heart attack, and the donor is on no medication for the heart (aspirin is okay)
Hemochromatosis: can not donate
Hepatitis: Hepatitis or undiagnosed jaundice after age ten; can not donate. Positive hepatitis test: can not donate. Can donate if the history of hepatitis is pertaining to mononucleosis or CMV infection
Herpes (genital): can donate four weeks after lesions completely clear
Leprosy: can not donate
Malaria; had Malaria in last three years: defer donation for three years after full recovery (also see Travel and Residency Restrictions below)
Pregnancy and Miscarriage: can donate after six weeks of full term normal delivery. Can donate six weeks after termination in third trimester. First or second trimester miscarriage can donate after stable
Prostate: can not donate
Sexually transmitted diseases - Genital herpes: can not donate until all lesions are completely clear
Sickle Cell Trait: can not donate
Seizures in the last five Years: can not donate
Spondylosis: can donate if feeling well and not under any treatment at all
Strokes: can not donate
Surgery (all): can donate after healed and released from physician care.
Syphilis: see Gonorrhea
Thyroid: for Hypothyroid, can donate if feeling well and euthyroid on thyroxine for six months. For Hyperthyroid: can not donate until euthyroid for six months.
Tuberculosis: can not donate until two years after complete cure
Viral Infection: can donate after cure and off treatment
Worms: can donate after complete cure
http://www.bloodbook.com/donr-requir.html

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 04:59 AM   #35
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I'm not sure why you are getting freaked out, you voted in the right selection.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 12:38 PM   #36
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it says you can't donate if you have a prostate

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 12:51 PM   #37
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I donate my own stash to be kept in a local hospital. They won't take it for anyone else to use.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:04 PM   #38
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Seizures in the last five Years: can not donate
They must be a little more picky than the American Red Cross because I've donated a bunch of times at work and when I was at college and the only medication that I was on that they asked about was Accutane. Weird.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:06 PM   #39
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i dont give it. i take it. i work at a plasma donation center. i'm pretty good with the needle and sometimes people even request me.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:07 PM   #40
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HAVE YOU TAKEN ACCUTANE, AVODART, PROPECIA OR PROSCAR?

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:10 PM   #41
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I did see that, yeah. I just thought it was odd that the American Red Cross upheld that as well but not the seizure thing.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:19 PM   #42
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Originally Posted by carapatricia View Post
i voted wrong. I gave blood once or twice in high school and jr high, but I'm not allowed to now.

Last time I tried they said 'no' cause i'm anemic. and something about having gotten a tattoo.

i did NOT have unprotected sex with a man from Nigeria after 1977 or whatever.


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DO NOT DONATE BLOOD IF:
You have ever tested positive for HIV,
You have ever injected yourself with drugs or other substances not prescribed by a physician,
You are a man and have had sex with another man, even once,
You have hemophilia or another Blood clotting disorder and received clotting factor concentrate,
You have engaged in sex for drugs or money since 1977,
You have lived in western Europe since 1980,
You have been held in a correctional facility (including jails, prisons and/or detention centers) for more than 72 hours in the last 12 months,
You were born in, lived in or had sex with anyone who lived in, or received Blood products in Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, Niger or Nigeria since 1977 (this list changes frequently; updates are very important) or,
You are, or have been a sexual contact of someone in the above list.

NOTE: There is a special watch for potential donors who have visited or lived in England/United Kingdom from 1980 to 1999, and those who have lived and/or worked in Western Europe since 1980.

MEDICAL CONDITIONS
Accident & Injury: can donate if otherwise healthy
Aids: can not donate
Allergies: can donate if there is no infection present and there is no treatment ongoing
Anemia: defer donation until no symptoms exist
Arthritis: can donate if mild and not on medication
Asthma: those with severe asthma requiring regular treatment can not donate; can donate if there are no symptoms evident
Babesiosis: can not donate
Blood disorders or bleeding tendencies: can not donate
Blood Pressure: acceptable range is 160/90 to 110/60. (see medication section below for medication restrictions.)
Brain or spinal surgery that required a transplant of brain covering (dura mater): can not donate
Bronchitis: defer donation until four weeks or after recovery
CJD: When a Blood relative has been diagnosed with Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD), or there is an increased family risk of CJD; can not donate
Cancer: Basal cell, squamous cell skin cancers and keratosis; can not donate until removed and healed. Melanoma; can not donate. Malignant tumors; can donate five years after removal of early stage contained solid tumor, no chemotherapy, and in remission
Chicken Pox: defer donation until four weeks after recovery
Chlamydia: like all other venereal diseases; a minimum of a one year deferral is required
Colds, fever, flu, sore throat: can not donate until symptoms (sore throat, cough, respiratory infection, headache) are completely gone
Cold Sore, Fever Blister, Canker Sore: can donate
Colitis: can not donate
Colostomy: can not donate
Dementia: can not donate
Dengue: defer donation until four weeks after recovery
Dermatitis: can donate if mild; defer donation if severe
Diabetes: can donate if treatment is by diet control and condition is stable; defer donation if on medication
Diarrhea: defer donation until three weeks after recovery
Eczema: can donate if mild. defer donation if severe
Emph****a: can not donate
Filariasis: can not donate
Food Poisoning: defer donation for one week after full recovery
Gastroenteritis: defer donation for one week after full recovery
Gall Stone: can donate if not on medication
Gonorrhea/Syphilis: defer donation for one year after complete recovery
Gout: can not donate
Heart attack: can donate if greater than one year since, and no symptoms present, the attending Blood authority physician must carefully evaluate
Heart surgery, Coronary artery bypass surgery (CABG) or angioplasty: can donate one year after surgery, if no history of heart attack, and the donor is on no medication for the heart (aspirin is okay)
Hemochromatosis: can not donate
Hepatitis: Hepatitis or undiagnosed jaundice after age ten; can not donate. Positive hepatitis test: can not donate. Can donate if the history of hepatitis is pertaining to mononucleosis or CMV infection
Herpes (genital): can donate four weeks after lesions completely clear
Leprosy: can not donate
Malaria; had Malaria in last three years: defer donation for three years after full recovery (also see Travel and Residency Restrictions below)
Pregnancy and Miscarriage: can donate after six weeks of full term normal delivery. Can donate six weeks after termination in third trimester. First or second trimester miscarriage can donate after stable
Prostate: can not donate
Sexually transmitted diseases - Genital herpes: can not donate until all lesions are completely clear
Sickle Cell Trait: can not donate
Seizures in the last five Years: can not donate
Spondylosis: can donate if feeling well and not under any treatment at all
Strokes: can not donate
Surgery (all): can donate after healed and released from physician care.
Syphilis: see Gonorrhea
Thyroid: for Hypothyroid, can donate if feeling well and euthyroid on thyroxine for six months. For Hyperthyroid: can not donate until euthyroid for six months.
Tuberculosis: can not donate until two years after complete cure
Viral Infection: can donate after cure and off treatment
Worms: can donate after complete cure
Blood Donor Requirements - BloodBook, Blood Information for Life
You can't donate if you've got the gout?! DAMNIT.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:28 PM   #43
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Leprosy: can not donate

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 03:05 PM   #44
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I donate my own stash to be kept in a local hospital. They won't take it for anyone else to use.
so you go every 6 weeks to donate blood to yourself because that's the shelf life

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 03:33 PM   #45
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so you go every 6 weeks to donate blood to yourself because that's the shelf life
Yes - a facility is directly behind my office building.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 05:19 PM   #46
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are albinos at a high risk for needing a transfusion or something?

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 05:50 PM   #47
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Nope, I'm not trying that again. I've given blood twice and both times resulted in me passing out, waking up...passing out again...waking up, and acting a fool. =P
I obviously have low-blood sugar, and I knew that before I gave blood both times, and took multiple precautions (ate a shit load before hand, drank a huge amount of orange juice, etc.,) but I still passed out both times. So yeah, I don't think it's worth the embarrassment.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 05:52 PM   #48
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i tried once, but i backed out. Needles make me a bit squeamish.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 05:59 PM   #49
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lol i hate when a sqeamish person attempts to come donate plasma. im like one inch away with the needle and they're like EEEEEEEEEEE and move their arm. so annoying because messing up someones vein (infiltration) can result in a write-up and two in 6 months will get you canned. i tell them they can be scared all they want. they can scream. cry. but PLEASE dont move. shit.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:03 PM   #50
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nah i dont really say that but if the person is obviously nervous i ask 'are you afraid of needles'... and when they say yes i say 'i promise i wont hurt you. just dont move your arm!'

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:03 PM   #51
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dude. messageboards are weird.

 
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:15 PM   #52
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dont stab me ******

 
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:15 PM   #53
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between 2004 and 2006 I used to donate every time the blood bank came to campus. I haven't donated since for two reasons.. one because of the fact that I'm not around a place where they conveniently come to you, and two because it's technically illegal for me to donate blood because of my tattoos. I'm pretty sure the time span is it becomes legal 6 months after you've been tattooed. fear of transmitting diseases etc etc..

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:42 PM   #54
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Yes - a facility is directly behind my office building.
are you serious

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:44 PM   #55
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sweet bump, btw

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:16 PM   #56
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yeah wrt tattoos i heard the waiting period is 1 year after you get one before you can donate again. as such i can't donate til the end of the month. i only did it a couple times before to get free movie tickets. i have o-positive blood though, they want that bad

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:22 PM   #57
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the government is going to start making this mandatory for all people so that the jews can have their blood libel rituals. Obama is right behind it too because he feasts on unborn children, that's why abortion is still legal.

it's true i read it on some site

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:35 PM   #58
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and they're all pedophiles

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:36 PM   #59
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oh i thought that was a given

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:03 PM   #60
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i have 2 or 3 blood donation t-shirts

 
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