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Old 11-18-2008, 03:14 AM   #1
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Red face Can anybody here sneeze on command?

I didn't think this was possible but the other night i met this guy who could do it as much as he wanted. proper sneezing too, it's not like he was miming or anything.



weird.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:24 AM   #2
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i don't know what squeezing means.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:27 AM   #3
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Uh maybe the dude was sick, and felt like fucking with some poor fool.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:27 AM   #4
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oh nevermind. my eyes hurt. when i was a kid i would stick a toothpick up my nose to make myself sneeze.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:17 AM   #5
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If i look up at the sky when the sun is out i always sneeze. It works like 3 times every ten minutes. It's actually pretty frustrating to me

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:47 AM   #6
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i can burp on command.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:57 AM   #7
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If i look up at the sky when the sun is out i always sneeze. It works like 3 times every ten minutes. It's actually pretty frustrating to me
funny, I have something similar, every morning when I look at the sky in a sunny day I sneeze... But it only happens once.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:39 AM   #8
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for some reason when glancing at the thread title I thought it said pee instead of sneeze

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:34 PM   #9
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no but my best friend can quief on command

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:44 PM   #10
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If i look up at the sky when the sun is out i always sneeze. It works like 3 times every ten minutes. It's actually pretty frustrating to me
this. usually when coming out from a poorly lit room.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:51 PM   #11
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i can't remember a sneezing incident where i didn't rapidly sneeze 3-5 times in a row. apparently my uncle does the exact same thing so seems we're just genetically fucked up.


when i say rapidly sneeze i don't mean like achoo achoo achoo i mean like achooachooachooachooachoo like a fucking snot machine gun or something

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:10 PM   #12
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i can burp on command.
Did you originally have a cleft palate?

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:34 PM   #13
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What some of you are describing is the "photic sneeze effect," sneezing upon looking at the sun. You are genetic freaks and you are likely to pass it on to your children. So if you were wishy-washy about eating a gun, well, here's your tipping point.

 
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:28 AM   #14
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no but my best friend can quief on command
not impressive. anyone can do that.

 
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:39 AM   #15
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Can anybody cry on command? Proper crying too, not like miming or anything.

 
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Old 11-19-2008, 01:00 AM   #16
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my brother sneezes twice whenever a light turns on if he's been in a dark room for a spell.

we shared a room growing up and he would totally do it to entertain me.

 
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Old 11-19-2008, 01:11 AM   #17
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BROTHERLY LOVE IS THE BEST KIND OF LOVE.

 
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Old 11-19-2008, 01:24 AM   #18
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if it existed back then, i totally would have said "LOL"

 
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Old 11-19-2008, 04:57 PM   #19
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i heard if you sneeze 16 times in a row you can jizz your pants.
I tried this, but it didn't work. although maybe it has to be natural sneezes, not forced.

Also, I thought it was only seven times to orgasm.

 
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